Christmas time is here, by golly, Disapproval would be folly, Deck the halls with hunks of holly, Fill the cup and don't say "when" Kill the turkeys, ducks and ...

About a year ago, I talked with a friend up at MIT, and he had on reel-to-reel an interview with Tom Lehrer Two songs that did not appear on any of his albums ...

Bright college days, oh, carefree days that fly, To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high Let's drink a toast as each of us recalls Ivy-covered professor...

Christmas time is here, by golly, Disapproval would be folly Deck the halls with hunks of holly, Fill the cup and don't say when Kill the turkeys, ducks and ch...

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, And iron, americiu...

Fight fiercely, Harvard, fight, fight, fight! Demonstrate to them our skill Albeit they possess the might, Nonetheless we have the will How we shall celebrate o...

One more love song I generally like to include at least one or two love songs in the evening?s program, partly perhaps to convince people that even at the harva...

Little Johnny Jones he was a US pilot And no shrinking violet was he He was mighty proud when World War III was declared He wasn't scared, no siree And this is ...

You're wearing your squeaky shoes And right there taking a snooze Is a tiger, so how do you walk on by? Silently silently silent L-Y You're a secret agent m...

THE HUNTING SONG Tom Lehrer with orchestra (Dr Demento's 25th anniversery tape) Note: This transcription is dedicated to my uncle and confirmation sponsor, and ...

And now to the love song I'm sure you're familiar with love songs on the order of he's just my bill, my man, my joe, my max, and so on where the girl who sings ...

This year we've been celebrating the hundredth anniversary of the Civil War and the fiftieth anniversary of the beginning of World War I and the twentieth anniv...

To the tune of "that's entertainment" Counting sheep When you're trying to sleep, Being fair When there's something to share, Being neat When you're folding a ...

(Piano Intro) I always will remember 'twas a year ago November, I went out to hunt some deer, On a morning, bright and clear I went and shot the maximum the ga...

To "if you give me your attention" If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am I'm a brilliant math'matician - also something of a ham I have tried...

Now to continue with the love song, here we have the viennese waltz type of the franz lehar/johann strauss school, conjuring up images of gaily waltzing couples...

There's a delta for every epsilon, It's a fact that you can always count upon There's a delta for every epsilon And now and again, There's also an n But one co...

First you get down on your knees, Fiddle with your rosaries, Bow your head with great respect, And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect! Do whatever steps you want ...

When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner or later Those you love will do the same for you And you may have thought it tragic, Not to mention ot...

I wonder how many people here tonight remember Hubert Humphrey He used to be a senator From time to time you read something about him pinning a medal on somebod...

The most popular type of popular song is of course the love song, and I'd like to illustrate several subspecies of this form during the evening First of all, th...

One of the big news items of the past year concerned the fact that China, which we called "Red China," exploded a nuclear bomb, which we called a device Then In...