Oh, Johnny and Janie, they were the perfect married couple But not in bed Oh, they tried taking drugs, How-To books, even Dr Ruth But for all intents and purpos...

He's not eighteen He's not twenty-five He's closing in on forty Look at those eyes He's searching for something He can not describe He's not unhappy He's not sa...

Christine Lavin "Blind Dating Fun" I broke up with my baby Though it was the right thing to do, It has left me languishing so lonesome and so blue So I called ...

Back in the 1850s this town just teemed with life 150,000 Miners all were dreaming of a strike 7,000 live here in Castlemaine And he still works for the mines E...

Christine Lavin "Compass" How can she say she's lost without him? He's not a compass; he never was How can she say life has no meaning? Life meant something bef...

Christine Lavin "Damaged Goods" He was always a bit too open, a bit too quick to please Such eager men make women feel I'll at ease Relationships never lasted l...

I'm a Fly on a Plane I am buzzin' all around I got on in Houston Oh No I'm San Antonio bound I'm not riding in coach I think I'll fly first class I'm on the hea...

Christine Lavin "High Heel Shoes" I'm getting dizzy way up here; I haven't been this high in years Oh, whatever possessed me to Blow eighty dollars on these hig...

Christine Lavin "I Bring Out the Worst In You" I bring out the worst in you; you bring out the worst in me So what are we doing here arguing with destiny? This ...

Katy Says Today is the Best Day of my Whole Entire Life Katy is Three years old We've been dancing in the living room to her new Tom Paxton record Katy's got a ...

Lately she feels at home in airports Feels at home on trains More comfortable with strangers Than with those who know her name She'd rather be herded onto a 767...

What do Crystal Gayle Dorothy Hamill Don King Lyle Lovett and Gloria Steinem have in common They are Prisoners of Their Hairdos Prisoners of Their Hair If they ...

Christine Lavin "Realities" The reality of me cannot compete with the dreams you have of her And the love you've given me is not as sweet as the feelings that s...

Regretting What I Said (A Musical Apology) ARTIST: Christine Lavin ALBUM: Future Fossils (spoken) 'This song is called "Regretting What I Said to You When ...

Christine Lavin "Replaced" I have been replaced in your life Why am I surprised? I'm the one who walked away; you're the one who cried Now I hear that you've r...

Christine Lavin "Roses From the Wrong Man" She opened the door, surprised to see a deliveryman Holding a beautiful vase of roses in his hands "For me?" she said...

The boats are bobbing on Rushcutters Bay The joggers are jogging their lives away My knees give out before I run a quarter K I'm not an athletic girl The Sydney...

Sensitive New-Age Guys From the Christine Lavin LP "Attainable Love" Spoken: Sing along, it will help you with your male bonding kind-of-thing Who like to talk ...

ACT ONE The note said "Darling I hate to tell you this way, But I've run off with your Roommate, Signed - Your Fiance" I sat down and cried What else could I do...

It's Ten O'Clock in Toronto I check into a room on the 21st floor I'm travelling on cruise control Turn on the TV and lock the door I hear a news reporter She s...

Christine Lavin "The Kind Of Love You Never Recover From" I know a couple; she sits in a rocking chair Working puzzles; he watches TV upstairs She's got a secre...

Christine Lavin "Until Now" "Yes, I know I drink too much," he said, "but it's under control I've never picked a fight with a stranger; I've had no accidents on...

Venus kissed the Moon tonight We watched her in the Sky She's been - flirtin' with him for centuries Too bad he's so shy He's waxing He's waining You don't see ...

He thinks of himself as a victim of love He's not - He's a volunteer He has consistently fallen for all the wrong women Year after year after year And now he bl...

I dropped a token into the slot Pushed through the turnstile There was a woman at the end of the platform Waiving her arms around, kind of wild "Come here," she...

I see on the news, it's raining in London Forty-six degrees I hope you packed your raincoat darlin' A scarf to protect you from the chilly bre-ee-ee-eze I'm loo...

I'd like to tell you a story About what it's like to be a walking hypochondriac in the 1990's Oh but I can't 'cause I'm not feeling good I think I'm coming down...