The weak spot on a beachball is the valve If you don't count the smell Or the fact that The harder you hit it The slower it seems to go Til the wind blows And ...

I inject pure kryptonite Into my brain It improves my kung-fu And it eases the pain during Acceleration When the pedal hits the floor This thing burns nitroglyc...

Oh the wax On the bottle Holdin' the candle That's burnin Like true love On the middle of the table Is bringing me down Whoa oh oh It's bringing me down So down...

I'm ready To fight my way Out of this ghetto Well I just got home from work And I'm sick and tired of painting doors It's all I can do to take it But I about h...

Contemplate the subtle grace of Ditmar As he drives his race car Through turn six at Riverside in a powerslide He used to play the cello in a jazz band O so me...

What do you want? I want food and pussy! How come? It's just the way God made me Is that allright? I guess it must be ok Hoo bop bop bop Shengalengalengleng Wh...

If I had a pistol I could join a revolution Just like Che Imagine me Hunkered down low in the sugarcane Watchin' Havana burnin' They might say listen here We g...

I just love To stand by the window Here in the kitchen Watch it rain There is no Rhyme or reason And there is nothing to explain When I stand by the window Her...

Well yesterday I was just another white guy Uh-huh But I'm a blues man today I can hear those colored girls singing in the background Woo hoo just like in the b...

Oh you can make a mess of the simplest song And no one will laugh No no one will laugh You can make a mess of the simplest song And no one will laugh at you Y...

Po Po, Po Po Dancin' Po Po, Po Po Dancin' Po Po Dancin' Down on the bayou Po Po, Po Po Dancin' Po Po, Po Po Dancin' Po Po Dancin' Down on the bayou Po Po, Po ...

I got a job, 3 kids and a wife I gotta baseball cap and a swiss army knife And I guess I'd have to say I can't complain But I think almost every day I wanna lea...

Oh the brain Is not the mind And the mind Is not the brain Oh the brain Is not the mind And the mind is completely different from the brain Oh the brain Is not...

Tired of workin' And I'm tired of comin' home And I'm tired of gettin' up in the mornin' And I'm tired to the bone Oh the day is over I'm tired of gettin' up ...

Tulips on the table Mean that spring is on the way The sun shines through the window like it hasn't shown in days And lately you don't listen to a single thing ...

I've already gone my separate way There's so many things I don't dare to say And it cursed me As the band starts to play The World's Slowest Blues And the drum...

What does it feel like to get shot in the head? Every night I watch my daughter fallin' from a mile-high bridge Sometimes the chainsaw bucks out of the log Will...

Well I can play 3 chords on this old, homemade guitar Sound just like Van Morrison (in his better days) And if you could stop me, you would have already 'Cause ...

I got all the fuckin' work I need I got all the fuckin' work I need I got all the fuckin' work I need I got all the fuckin' work I need I got all the fuckin' wo...