All right Here it comes Well I can tell you for the money The simple life honey is good Uh-huh Well if you ask me how you made it Secure life, baby, you should...

In my room I'm alone in my room And I'll be in for a while And can't you see I'm holier when I'm... I'm feeling good enough to try? All the drugs that you bri...

You got a great car Yeh what's wrong with it today I used to have one too Maybe i'll come and have a look I really love your hairdo yeh I'm glad you like mine t...

Best friend I'll see you in the end Broken for a while But maybe we can bend Best friend I'm feeling out of line And filling up the time again I'll see you in t...

Well, my friends do me so right I'm lucky this far Or maybe it's karma I get over them, but Only at times And I thank my lucky stars I wish I may, I wish that ...

You've got a great car Yeah, what's wrong with it today? I used to have one too Maybe I'll come and have a look I really love your hairdo, yeah I'm glad you lik...

Boys had better beware You could seem to color your hair. Or on a wig, you already spent All the dough to cover your rent. But not so cool man If you care, for...

By the end of the great war, The dandy warhols had progressed Far beyond the traditional jug band sound Zia had all but hung up the washtub bass, In favor of he...

Hey, there's nothing in my art I'd rather be cool then be smart Hey, What I'm thinking of I'd rather be cool then be loved Here's what I feel Ba ba ba I just w...

Well I'm just not making your scene And I really don't feel like I need I really don't mean that it's cool Didn't really wanna be in high school I'm dealing wit...

Well I'm going to see you soon in Amsterdam I can't believe I can get there but I can Man I hope when I see you that you're still likin' who I am I am But if yo...

They say everything I could think Think every think I could leak Hear every word without listening I'm a dick I'm gonna know everything Know everything that was...

(grrrhhhhwoof) Travis gets me a beer Poopy tunes the guitar (woof) Fathead spins me up one Its the the biggest one that he's even spun Travis gets me a beer P...

I want you, I think so I wanna get round like Tokyo I won't tell, will freak you I wanna go down like this girl (wisk go) I want you, California I don't want t...

Do do do do And i don't think about i could ever represent i've been to I guess it's easy for me and that's the kind of easy that i'm into Yoah the xmas sexy ah...

It went by so fast And now I wanna go back And that's why I'm living in the past, I, I used to be cool I used to be a fool Too cool for rules now Too cool for ...

Summertime, If I was getting paid For getting drunk and getting laid. I'd grab a phone Just to call you up and say Quit your job 'Cause I got it made. Anytime,...

Hear me out, for I was joyful once Like everyone Hear me out, I must have changed Sometime and all at once Cos it seems That nothing stays the same as certainly...

I'll take the blame If I ever want to For what my little brain Has been through I know I say Things I never meant to To seem a little more sane Cause that's wha...

Yeah, like it or not Like a ball and a chain All I wanna do is get off, And feel it for a minute, babe Hot diggity dog, I love God all the same But all I wanna...

Hey I said you're godless and It seems like you're a souless friend As spotless as you were back then I swear that you are godless Hey I guess you're lonely whe...

In my good good morning I'm up before the sun can bring, Early morning, and everyone Like a shiny thing All my angels appear Before my window saying "good morn...

You opened the door I left myself in Between You and me, I only believe what I want to I guess it's because I'm greener then green, Only because I'm green Only ...

Hey! Hey well I rise today I can't seem to find what I want you for I open my eyes and I wake on the floor You open the door Awake on the floor Cant seem to fin...

Oh yeah, Jesus You got me going. And I know, just like I know, No way of knowing. I gotta have faith, I gotta believe That the lord of lords and The king of k...

Heavenly scene of mind Or could be Hell Oh baby, I'm not, yeah Everything I should be, yeah Oh, maybe I'm not, yeah And everything I wanted to realize Baby, I g...

Oh yeah Oh yeah You ain't got music if you ain't got the muscle, oh yeah Ain't seen nothin' 'til you're down and you're rotten, oh yeah You ain't got nothing u...

Do you remember when you told me You said you're holding me up Me up Darling And you said you're holding me up Me up So get your feet on the floor eh You're m...

(feat Mousse T) You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow I try to call you but I can't find the telephone I sent a message through the Internet but it ...

So your ex got a mansion where you kick it on the hill Your boy comes to see you, he's your Hollywood thrill He's a Spanish fly, bucks like a stallion In the su...

Hehehe Hihihihihihihiii I got it Woohoowoo Woohoowoo Got it got it Woohoowoo In me the scientist Always get stuck on always trying this I try to live on science...

(All right let's see if we can do this on one toke - take) Ahah ahah aheh I find out too late when I I am over it Ahah ahah eh And each time dearly escape whe...

For have I, I've built a castle Upon believing before I doubt I have suffered but my friends say I have learned from it And for have I believed the snow could N...

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I lo...

I might sound insincere, 'Cause I'm wasted all the time I've Thought it over and It's over It's over It's over It's over I'd like to thank you, my dear In less...

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[Begin Spoken] And for their final number, it's a fast-driving rave-up with the Dandy Warhols' sixteen minutes [End Spoken] I'm not tired I'm not bad I won't...

If you just try Telling me why Wise and old, Still I know the sun And built cities Where the rivers run Telling me why If you just try Ohhhhh Aaaaaaah Just tr...

Uh tony, this song is called lou weed Well baby just look at lou Well ya do what you want to do And nothing less for you Well whatever will get you through Now...

(Starts off with Courtney mumbling) I don't know where I said anything like that I have no fucking clue So what about you Convincing me all the time Oh my ach...

Yeah, I could rock her Like a doctor If I found a way to get her off first I could own her, the crazy loner, If I found my way to Minnesoter. In a slumber, I'm...

Again and again I get up and say I only want to get it right I only want to do the right thing, But are these demons, I ask myself I wonder today, I'm alone, b...

I want a God who stays dead, not plays dead I, even I, can play dead I want a God who stays dead, not plays dead I, even I, can play dead I want a God who sta...

I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe But today, if you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain, You're insane, or yo...

That's not your bottle Nor what's inside I guess they brought it just for them Howd you get in That's fucking right None of my friends would bother To even both...

I like to hold my baby She likes to hold on me too Like something for nothing That she can hold onto Where we been lately Second ave To call on brent mackerel O...

You want for nothing That's what you decide Always on always gone Cause you all want nothing That's you inside Always good always on And you only want nothing F...

If I look down this road, It's not so old, I know Ain't it white like snow, But somehow painted in gold And when I'm lost and torn, A solder of orange, I Like ...

All right, let's see if we can do this in one toke - take I find out too late when I, I am over it And each time, dearly escape when I'm (enough said) Divine, ...

All of us, all of us sing about it All of us, sing about it All of us, all of us sing about it All of us, sing about it All of us, all of us sing about it All...

The Dandy Warhols It's A Fast-Driving Rave-Up With The Dandy Warhols Sixteen Minutes Oh My Darling Oh My Pet I Wont Let You Let Your Forget Youre My Castle Your...

Go to sleep - the play is over Left your ticket on the seat Be redeemed when you're dreaming Lay your head and go to sleep Don't you worry till tomorrow Heaven ...

Well I really might seem retarded But I really want to see you again I want nothing but to be your friend So I can see you again If I feel a bit disregarded Do...

You're my ride I'm out my window it's alright if you've got Candy-O you're so cool and not much older but you know how to drive baby you're my ride I slip outsi...

Oh yeah Oh yeah You ain't got music if you ain't got the muscle, oh yeah Ain't seen nothin' 'til you're down and you're rotten, oh yeah You ain't got nothing u...

Well now if you see my rooster Ask him to stay If you see my rooster Won't you ask him to stay hey hey Well now if you see my sister Drive her away If you see ...

In me the scientist, Always stuck on, always trying this I try to live on science alone Analysis and freaky sensitivity, We've gotta live on science alone Yeah...

Oh, you got me shakin' Oh, you got me high I didn't know 'til now I'm not that good, but You were drinkin' and thinkin' all night You were hot so you thought Yo...

Well, I could sleep forever, But it's of her I dream If I could sleep forever, I could forget about everything If I could sleep forever If I could sleep foreve...

Well, I could sleep forever But it's of her I dream If I could sleep forever I could forget about everything If I could sleep forever If I could sleep forever ...

Hey I been thinkin' I been thinkin' about nothin' yeah Now I been thinkin about nothin' to do and nothin' but thinkin' oh yeah I know what it is to be there And...

Well, I must have a door in the back of my head Where I dump out all the crap so I can just feel solid again No more sitting around thinking about your hair Bec...

Thought I could touch the stars I lie awake at night I wonder where you are My face explodes Teardrops into tears And every second I'm not with you Well, it se...

You come around to the autumn carnival (ooo) It's glowing like a jack-o-latern on the hill (ooo) You should be younger now than you were then Trading silver for...

The road baby is tight And we roll baby you know tonight Theres a full pie in the sky And it pulls baby you know to ride Its fair because I get higher than I t...

Lovely Exercise in your frustration, unconditionally (Love me) If I need some salvation, I have only one. Baby, baby, you're my nation Honey, you're my story....

Wonderful you, the dope you are And beautiful me came for your party Well lately I can't stop talking about you And mainly I'm wondering why in the hell I left ...

My sweet love, I'll take you there Comin' for to carry you home I'll take you down still water I am comin' for to carry you home No more weary, no more tired I'...

I am alone But adored by 100,000 more Then I said when you were the last And I have known love, like a whore From at least 10,000 more Then I swore when you wer...

Woohoo I've been thinkin' about moving house I've been wonderin' what I'm about I've been lookin' for a home I've been wonderin' about Rome But all this dirty ...

Only this time What a time it is Only this time What a time it is What a time it is What a time it is Only you and Me What a you it is Only you and Me What ...

Hey la, See Saw Hey Rah, Yee Hah Ooh, ooh, ooh Hey la, see rah Hey rah, see saw Hey Ooh, ooh ooh, Hey la, see saw Hey la, de dah Oooh, ooh ooh, Aaaah

A long time ago We used to be friends But I haven't thought of you lately at all If ever again A greeting I send to you Short and sweet, to the soul I intend A...

Wire is coming back again Elastica got sued by them When Michael Jackson dies We're covering Blackbird And won't it be absurd then When no one knows what song t...

There was a time, I resigned, resigned myself to a lonely climb, but thinking this was a bad sign, all aboard flight 9, [one nine] (?) departing on time, since ...

You've got me all tied up to the whipping tree But, oh, my friend, I'm just glad to be in love again My dear, it's queer I know low and I know fear If it's rea...

Wonderful you, the dope you are And beautiful me came for your party Well lately I can't stop talking about you And mainly I'm wondering why in the hell I left ...

Well, you come in baby, You will get burned Because I am just what I am, I've learned I slowly become some "why" that you live with And mama told you that you w...

I am alone but adored By a hundred thousand more Than I said when you were the last (high) And I have known love Like a whore From at least ten thousand more Th...