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  • (Baby) I Love You (Baby)
    they removed the 81 per cent what about the 19 they didn't get she comes to give me something for the pain slaps my arm to help her find a vein i love you, i l...
  • (We All Love) Peanut Butter
    mustard gas and curly fries boys do well but girls, they die you and i will take a trip now do the things that we think are hip, now i said, we all love peanut...
  • Ape Hanger
    Jet trails across an autumn sky High tail it to your bikes and fly If you could Over the neighborhood Zipped up against the evening damp You're off and riding u...
  • Astronaut
    Interstellar overdrive is playing on her phonograph She believes he?s still alive out there in his hovercraft Entering the atmosphere it shudders and it breaks ...
  • Azalea
    His legs they won?t support him now That he?s near half a ton But he remembers very well A time when he could run They ran around her bed She chased him around ...
  • Ballpeen
    Papers scattered on the lawn Weeds where there were none before The evening light is nearly gone Yellow tape across the door Broken china underfoot Makes an uni...
  • Banlon Shirt
    Mitchell said, "Radny, you're gonna get hurt I'm gonna strangle you with this Banlon shirt" Randy said, "Mitchell, you just better not There'll be hell to pay i...
  • Blushing Bride
    In a mountain church Cathered 'round inside See the handsome groom And his blushing bride Through a hail of rice As they run outside Go the handsome groom And h...
  • Calendar Days
    When hope is gone We drag the pond And try to look beyond The dead end of summer There's a haze hanging over the town So hide your eyes Ignore the flies And tr...
  • Casper's Coming Home
    This is sadness and here's what you can do with it Leave it in a dumpster for the garbage man to find This is disappointment and here's what you can do with it ...
  • Dead Fly the Birds
    She bolts the door To shield us from the storm All the windows locked All the curtains drawn Too afraid to look Too scared for words Out in the night sky Dead ...
  • Dollar a Day
    Your brother got bird lice From a feather he fixed with a bobby pin That?s a small price to pay For the privilege of being the indian He said I?ll be your frie...
  • Donald Sutherland
    When the moment finally comes I could be the trigger You could be the gun That blows out the back Of my skull When a better day arrives I could be the winner Y...
  • Earth to Grandma
    It's a doll completely made of socks It's a cover for a tissue box it's a clothespin duck and Funfur cat And a crazy yarn and beer can hat CHORUS Earth to Grand...
  • Fire in the Hole
    We were burning leaded gasoline Rather fight than switch Found a stack of dirty magazines Hidden in the ditch Making fun of nearly everything That lined up in ...
  • Ford Madox Ford
    Sarah stood upon the bridge On the railing, near the edge The only thing that brought her in Was a book that she had read The novel?s name was long since lost N...
  • Good With Guns
    I can see her arms extended Standing in the kitchen door Tried to get her with my pistol Water streaming to the floor I remember she was breathing I can still ...
  • Grim
    She gave herself to Jesus She gave it all to him I can't take it anymore Life is too damn gri She tore it all to pieces Swept it in a pile Drive on down to tres...
  • Gypped
    All the things you thoughtwould happen didn't And you're pissed All the things you thought would happen didn't And you're feeling So you figure all along You mu...
  • Her Father Was a Sailor
    Her father was a sailor Looked so handsome in the picture Her mother loved her soldier She was crying as she held her Anchored in the harbor It was burning on...
  • I Love You
    They removed the 81 per cent What about the 19 they didn't get She comes to give me something for the pain Slaps my arm to help her find a vein I love you, i l...
  • It's Not Happening
    You've got your own thing But it's not happening You've got your own place But that's not where it's at It's not happening That's not where it's at You're lik...
  • It's Summer Here
    There are thirteen headless turtles Hanging on a line Their severed heads would snap a stick And break your finger pretty quick The blood is draining from their...
  • Julia Pastrana
    Poor woman the people exclaimed When julia pastrana was first shown They marveled and pitied her fate Covered with dark hair from top to toe But she was of exce...
  • Lake Brenda
    The grass needs mowin' It's thick and overgrown The weeds grow tall Around Lake Brenda I hit the juice Puts gravel in my goose It helps me fall Into Lake Brenda...
  • Laughing At The Ghost
    Pissing on a camp fire With the morning coming close Breaking empty bottles And laughing at the ghosts Laughing Sitting in the evening In a cluster on the porc...
  • Laughing at the Ghosts
    Pissing on a camp fire With the morning coming close Breaking empty bottles And laughing at the ghosts Laughing Sitting in the evening In a cluster on the porc...
  • Little Bastard
    Little Bastard All fish-belly white Wears gym trunks And a tank-top shirt When his grandma Sees him playing with a knife She says, "Put that down, You're gonna ...
  • Live Until I Die
    It's morning and I'm awake My soul's been chosen not to take I feel like I've been asleep for years Rolling out of bed It's midday, it's afternoon Seems like it...
  • Mr Superlove
    the storm was blowing from the south the blood was running from your mouth i recall the music playing couldn't hear what you were saying the cat was howling, yo...
  • No Dope No Cigarettes
    On the news today They ran her picture twice They found her in a shallow stream Half frozen in the ice You listen to the rain From your room all day It continue...
  • Not Since Superman Died
    He was born to a whore On a flophouse floor They held him up and he cried Said have you ever heard A sound so sore Said not since superman died She cursed and h...
  • Otter Slide
    We watched "Heaven's Gate" But the movie lasted far too long We both fell asleep But at least we didn't have to talk CHORUS That's what it's like Everything's f...
  • Peanut '93
    Peanut rides his bike around The drive-in in the daytime Bagging trash and hanging up The speakers on their poles When he finds a bottle He imagines women drink...
  • Place out There
    There's a place out there Where the gras won't grow There's a place out there Where the bugs won't go They say a saucer landed there In 1959 And on that day tha...
  • Thank You for the Roses
    Walking on the road side The rain was coming through our coats The abandoned car came into view Finding one door open We gave a cry and dove inside And that was...
  • Under Cedars & Stars
    Passing shadows When love is strong The ruby cross The rose of the world Constant flow The deep heart Fat man's daughter Christian mother Future life Glories o...
  • Under Cedars and Stars
    Passing shadows When love is strong The ruby cross The rose of the world Constant flow The deep heart Fat man's daughter Christian mother Future life Glories o...
  • Wall Eyed Girl
    Comfort me you wall eyed girl Hold me like a doll Soft against your withered skin Wall eyed girl Deliver me you wall eyed girl Pull me from the fire Save me fro...
  • X-Tra Nipple
    scatman crothers he and i are brothers he's got an x-tra nipple and i'm fascinated that moms mabley i heard she had a baby it's got an x-tra nipple and i'm fas...
  • Your Amazing Life
    it's a lunch buffet for one and an iced tea hold the lemon seems you overdid the fun and undersold the women in your amazing life you wore camouflage today bec...