Fat and docile, big and dum They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows wel...

Dead puppies Dead puppies Dead puppies aren't much fun They don't come when you call They don't chase squirrels at all Dead puppies aren't much fun My puppy di...

I know its getting late, And I know we had a date, Lucia, I hate to make you wait, 'Cause it would be so great Lucia And tears fall from my eyes, and I must ap...

*Birds Chirping* *Pig Squeal* *Rooster Crows* If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends You've got a thing for Ewweees Been counting sheep But your no...

When you've had too much to drink there's certain things to keep in mind Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding your beer bottle might not have...

Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat the...

you know eh ervin eh? what well alot of people dont know what we are talking about because we talk in a different kind of ah hebrew language, yea thats true, ma...

I saw daddy kissing, Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night He didn't see me creep, down the stairs to have a peep He thought that I was tucked up in m...

I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas Only a Hippopotamus will do Don't wanna a doll No dinky-tinker toy I want a hippopotamus To play with and enjoy I want a Hip...

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll n...

Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged you Not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well! You left me anyhow and then The days got worse and ...

I was working in the lab, Late one night, When my eyes beheld and eerie sight, For my monster in his lab began to rise, And suddenly to my surprise (he did the...

I broke my back on johnny's head somebody snitched on me i hid a frog in sisters bed somebody snitched on me i spilled some ink on mommy's rug i made tommy eat ...

I can't seem to face up to the facts, I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax, This Colonel Sanders job is getting me down, A crazy chicken chasing me all over ...

squirrels all we really are is squirrels we're being hunted we are squirrels we are appealing we are squirrels we want to gather nuts but people splatter our g...

Star Trekkin', across the universe On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk Star Trekkin', across the universe, Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find...

The Devil went to Jamacia He was lookin' to sell some weed he was doin' fine they were standin' in line and it was excellent weed indeed When he came across a ...

Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk Well, you left me anyhow and then the days got worse and wor...

Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged You not to leave Because I'd go berserk? Well! You left me anyhow and then The days got worse and wo...

I told the witchdoctor I was in love with you, I told the witchdoctor I was in love with you, And then the witchdoctor he told me what to do, He said that Oo, ...