(Hank Card/Kristen Nelson) You've all heard tell of Pecos Bill Who rode a cyclone 'til it broke Well, at the Texas State Fair There's an even bigger bloke That ...

(Aaron Nordquist) This is my tribute to you Because I love you and you love me too You'll stay with me until the end You mean so much to me, your my best friend...

(Conrad Deisler/Hank Card) We rented a convertible in San Bernadino We were driving for driving's sake Across the tortured waterless mountains Through the moons...

(Hank Card) Do not go to Tennessee That is what my Daddy said But I knew Daddy was a fool I listened to myself instead Do not go to Tennessee 'Cause it would be...

(Hank Card) We'd like to set the record straight by singing of the newt For newts are open-minded; they are flexible and cute A newt can breathe in water and a ...

(Hank Card/Conrad Deisler) I was one tough nut until the day you made me crack I was one tough customer until you paid me back I was one tough cookie 'til I cru...

(Hank Card/Kristen Nelson) Darling, do you talk to Irving when you're here alone? What are all these calls to Irvine on the telephone? Just then that phone rang...

(Hank Card/Conrad Deisler The dollar is falling on the japanese market The Nikei industrial average is shooting up like a rocket Nervous investors satisfying th...

(Hank Card/Conrad Deisler) We had a little quarrel, she and I She told me just to curl up and die I crept out to drown my sorrows At a joint called no tomorrows...

(Emily Kaitz) My Daddy was a man of letters My Mama was a head of state And when they got their chromosomes together They gave me all of their recessive traits ...