Check it out gas prices going up sky high Ditch my used sub-compact for a 2 wheel drive Now I'm rolling Eco friendly But I still look bad When the bike store sa...

While I was shoppin' for a new car, which one's me? A cool Convertible or an SUV? Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack, Cuz' now I'm drivin' off a lot in a...

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant It's all because some hacker stole my identity N...

Well I married my dream girl I married my dream girl But she didn't tell me her credit was bad So now instead of living in a pleasant subur We're living in the ...