In 197666 i was a born a bastard and a son of a bitch And i am sick, sick, sick im sick In 197666 i nailed a GI joe to a crucifix And i am sick, sick, sick im s...

Well i drink your blood I'm black and beautiful And i fly through the night So bad and superfly And i don't give a fuck Your blood i'm gonna suck You can't resi...

Screams break the silence Waking from the dead of night Vengence is boiling He's returned to kill the light Then when he's found who he's looking for Listen in ...

Bloodsucking bitch is gonna make the whole world sick Cause of little miss Gothic Fake accent and everything that goes with it You try too hard and you still ai...

She's alive screamed Dr Frankenstein From his laboratory, this dead body I'll Give it life This monster's gonna be your bride All these stitches in your face, ...

Rosie O, Kathy Lee Martha Stewart wanna watch you bleed I'd take that cow Oprah Winfrey And chop her into hamburger meat I would pay any price to See celebritie...

No way, how could it be? My girlfriend was just raped by a tree! And now the evil's coming after me! Cause the book of the dead put a curse on me! We'll swallo...

I don't care what people say, im gonna say what i want to say And say it right now im getting out Im getting out I don't care what people do, im gonna do what i...

A normal day hanging on the street Saw something green with big webbed Feet I said 'hey man, hey you' Aren't you the creature from the black Lagoon? He looked ...

I wear lipstick and I wear a dress, High heels I stand when I piss, And I don't wanna shave and I don't wanna bathe, 'Coz I'm a transvestite from Planet 13, I'...

I wear lipstick and I wear a dress High heels I stand when I piss And I don't wanna shave And I don't wanna bathe Cause I'm a transvestite from planet 13 I'm a ...

Well tonight you sit in our home In a chair made of Chainsawed fingers and bones The ashes in the ash tray Aren't from cigarettes It's the chared remains Of the...

I'd rather cut you up than the wedding cake, And your bloody guts on my rented tux, And I do I do I do wanna kill you, 'Til death do us part, I'll tear us apart...

I won't tune my guitar I won't even start my car I won't even get out of bed Unless I've got it fucking up my head We've got no future And we've got no hope We...

Well, God gave us a big black eye And the Devil puts a steak on it And says it's alright They tell us we must choose a side Well why does the darker one Seem so...

Shut up, before you choke yourself, Talking with a foot in your mouth must hurt like hell, Hallelujah, what's it to ya? Yeah you talk talk talk, talk to your ...

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Motherfucker you're to blame You're the reason i'm this way You give me shit everyday And i turn the shit around & point it in your way, Oh yeah Be all you can ...

Paranormal chicken geek Hailing from the planet 13 Genderbending galactic freak Sci-fi lobotomy Greasy chicken, circumcision Pluck the feathers out of me Super ...

Ghouls just wanna have fun (they just wanna they just wanna) Ghouls just wanna have fun (they just wanna they just wanna) Ghouls just wanna have fun (they just ...

Bring her to the castle, She s putting up a hassle, She ll be sacrificed at 12 midnight to night, We ll give her to the monsters, And witness all the horror, Ba...

God is dead I beat him in the head Call it sin I'd do it again So what? so what? Babies tears on a butchers block God loves me Well god can blow me I don't bel...

Hey! Hey! Hey!(x7) You're sinning every single day The good ol' Christian way You pray to God or go to Hell, No thanks, I'll go the other way And I'm going to...

Scream, scream, scream and it don't mean a goddamn thing to me 'cause what you get and what you want's two completely different things I want you all to fuckin...

Hey Frankenstein, what's on your mind? Hey Dracula, I heard you suck Now Vincent Price was Dr Phibes Come steal my brain Fritz And take it to Dr Frankenstein We...

Momma said please as she fell to her knees Saying that she always loved me Got to get notes, anything to a whore I gave her what they gave to me And now you ca...

I don't wanna be your friend I don't wanna be your pal I don't wanna be your buddy Your neighbour your space Can't you see i don't care Can't you understand I d...

I love me, i love me, i love me, i love me Looked in the mirror, it was love at first sight, I proposed to myself just last night, and i don't need no one to r...

F--k I ain't got a f---in problem I just love to say f--k And i don't care who's around me I could really give a f--k And i don't care if your my mother Or my m...

FUCK! I got a fucking problem, I just love to say fuck! And I don't care who's around me, I could really give a fuck And I don't care if you're my mother, Or my...

FUCK! I got a fucking problem, I just love to say fuck! And I don't care who's around me, I could really give a fuck And I don't care if you're my mother, Or my...

A day in the life in the monster cult Just like a jacko-lantern i'm gonna carve you up Spit out the seeds open up your skull and bleed In the valley of the livi...

I wanna be a fucking prize winning drag queen With the platform boots and the tombstone looks I want the whole world to hate me With the bolts on my neck and th...

Hong Kong, Tokyo This fists of fury gonna break your nose And it's a showdown and it's a throwdown Bloodbath down in China Town There is nothing that you can d...

Come on Trick-or-treaters the light is on I welcome every boy and girl up to my home 'Cause after all it is a Halloween night I garentee a razor blade in every ...

I'm the motherfucking wrench Thrown in the gears Everything was great til I got here I'm a bad guy inside and out Put your faith in me and I'll spit it out And ...

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Fee, fi, fo, fum, man that's fucking dum Well I'm bored and I'm stupid And I think I wanna kill someone Well I got the recipe Gonna follow all the instructions ...

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"In six months, you're gonna be the biggest rock 'n' roll star in the whole world" "I know" You wanted to be a big rockstar, Lots of money, fancy cars, So you ...

Fuck you, get out of my face White trash straight from outer space Kick the shit right out of you, Leave you in the rear view I've told you once before, you're ...

Fee, fi, fo, fum, man that's fucking dum Well I'm bored and I'm stupid And I think I wanna kill someone Well I got the recipe Gonna follow all the instructions ...

Voices in your head Wont go away Don't question it And do what they say Just take a rope Tie it around their throat Tie it to the bumper of your car And Green L...

Darkness falls upon us all And when you're children scream You know that evil calls The darkest hour of the darkest day Of a wicked world and a wicked way The ...

It's Devil's Night at the shock hop The fiends crawl out from under their rock The smell of death is in the air now baby So suck it up and do the oogie boogie b...

across the galaxy proceeding with plan nine to resurrect the dead and bring them back to life invasion planet earth from the unfriendly skies the recently decea...

I crash my ship into the sea Oh my God, where could I be I swim to shore, what do I see A bunch of fucking monkeys Coming after me Well I know I won't Make it ...

RAMBO Blow em up like Rambo He is a killing machine, He's the best combat vet that you've ever seen, And now he's all alone and what you call hell he calls hom...

On the rocketship Oddity 13 Where the strange can change Into stranger things I command the stars to fall for me All aboard the rocketship Oddity 13 The rocket...

There's something underneath your bed, Pull the sheets up over your head, you hear something what was that? Boo Afraid of things that go bump in the night, The...

What's your purpose on the planet You're too stupid to understand it Can't you see No one cares Take a screwdriver Ram it in your head Screwdriver, screwdriver...

PMS with a cock in my dress and a 13 on my head I dress to depress I put the death in crossdress I spin my head like Linda Blair She's a man, She's a man She's ...

What's your purpose on the planet? You're too stupid to understand it Now can't you see? No one cares! Take a skrewdriver and ram it in your head! Skrewdriver,...

You stupid dick, you fucking prick You make me sick, so fucking sick I'll put a pillow on your face And smother it yeah It would be nice to end your life No ho...

Std's don't bother me now Std's don't bother me Std's don't bother me now Std's don't bother me I'll be dead before to long Spread my disease and kill them all ...

Mom and dad I'm not sorry For putting bullets in your bodies One day I hope you'll understand That I did it for the man yeah Well he gave me a command He said "...

c'mon trick or treeters the light is on i welcome every boy and girl up into my home because after all it is halloween night i guarentee a razorblade up in ever...

On the rocketship Oddity 13 Where the strange can change Into stranger things I command the stars to fall for me All aboard the rocketship Oddity 13 The rocket...

It's getting dark as the Devil's heart If he has one I'd shed my skin just to do it again If I had some I'm catching rays in the cold moon Light And get a skele...

He was a-howlin at the moon when he walked up to her yeah oh yeah And he whispered to her, i couldnt hear what he said And then he whispered to her, i couldnt h...

turned on the tv they said don't be afraid the already dead's returning from their graves so lock your windows and bolt all your doors load up the shotgun now l...

Old Mac Donald had a farm E I E I Oh My God Thou shalt not take anymore shit And I'll split my sister in her motherfucking lip I grab her by her hair And swing...

I love violent TV shows Hit old ladies as they cross the road Feed my neighbors dog anti-freeze And I just have to laugh at Christopher Reeves Yeah viva los vio...

I love violent TV shows Hit old ladies as they cross the road Feed my neighbors dog anti-freeze And I just have to laugh At Christopher Reeves Yeah viva los vi...

I was talking to my self last night, And we decided that it's best, That we disconnect your life, It's nothing personal, But then again, I guess it is Your scr...

the sky is pouring rain this trip is getting strange the sign upahead says welcome to the strange my mind it starts to speak but it wont speak to me how can yo...

Nowhere No place I'd rather be, I'm my own sideshow wrapped in filth and misery ? I'd see in colour My future's so black and white I got a non-stop ticket No d...

I heard a story just the other day, A story that I could not believe A story about your mother, How she goes down on her knees And the guys downstairs say she c...