• Stuck In The 90's
    (Jian w/ Dave on certain harmonies) Clem had a daydream, daydream from heaven Picked up the headline, his country was made up of singers And no more right-winge...
  • Stuck in the 90s
    originally performed by David Bowie Didn't know what time it was and the lights were low I leaned back on my radio Some cat was layin' down some rock 'n' roll '...
  • That's Any Good
    Sha la la la la la Sha la la la la la When your best girl says she loves you When your hair looks like it should When you make the highschool football team Like...
  • The Ballad of Cedric Fr??vous
    (Mike) Up until just recently Gambling was thought to be blasphemy (Jian, as Cedric) Like Wilson Phillips, evil stuff (Mike) But Canada is changing fast Looseni...
  • The Ballad of Cedric Frvous
    Up until just recently Gambling was thought to be blasphemy (Jian, as Cedric) Like Wilson Phillips, evil stuff (Mike) But Canada is changing fast Loosening ...
  • The Bill Anthem
    We will create consumer paradise Teach all ye citizens the need A sale is a sale, no matter what the price Teach all ye citizens the holy need Everyone's equal ...
  • The Book Tax Song
    We think that any government would be a bunch of crooks If they had the audacity to place a tax on books But now the hated GST's attacking what we read Cutting ...
  • The Drinking Song
    (Mike) And the band played on As the helicopters whirred Drunk on the lawn in a nuclear dawn My senses finally blurred He was a rock, to the end, a solid remind...
  • The Goal Judge
    Pity the poor goal judge Pity the poor goal judge Man in the slot, he takes his best shot The rubber finds the twine The crowd starts to roar but no one has sco...
  • The Incredible Medicine Show
    Murray on lead) We are here, to calm your fears, and turn your world around The man to my right, with the headset mike, will stroll you through the grounds So...
  • The Kids Song (Live)
    We took the babies we knew and the toddlers we knew, Said we'd like to get a slice of life from your point of view 'Cause you cry and laugh a lot more than us o...
  • The Lazy Boy
    I have a life of pleasure I am suspended in armchair leisure I put my feet on the ottoman (empire) Here in a world of turmoil I have my comfort in control And t...
  • The Lowest Highest Point [Improv]
    (Mike) Which state has the lowest highest point? Eh? Florida? I guessed Florida or Louisiana, I was wrong Jian got it on his second guess NoNew York? It's got f...
  • The Mary Ellen Carter
    originally performed by Stan Rogers She went down last October in a pouring driving rain The skipper, he'd been drinking and the Mate, he felt no pain Too close...
  • The Mitosis Waltz
    [In thick German accents] If it's ze secrets of life that you seek, Zen srough (through) a mi-croscope you must peek! Mendel did vonders just using his eye, B...
  • The Oatmeal Song
    Oh, the wonderful thing about oatmeal How it lies on your pillow at night How it fills up the holes in your jacket How it doesn't taste like anything quite like...
  • The Present Tense Tureen
    Circumstances eat themselves The present tense has been Fill the fancy bowl up At the present tense tureen I once had a girl, she lived in the past It was clear...
  • The Sabre Dance
    We were thinking of our shrinking Fruvous budget And we could sit and curse and angrily begrude it Or we could spend the week-end in Fort Erie having fun And wh...
  • The Sunny Side with Steve Burgess
    prt 1 Flowers and rainbows Skies of blue He's always happy You'll be too It's the sunny side With Steve Burgess! prt 2 Who's got a smile For the kids at >Pla...
  • There Comes a Time
    Mike) There was a time when I first saw your face And there was a time wherewhen ?our? minds and hearts todo race And there was a time when I checked my breath ...
  • This Boy
    That boy took my love away Though he'll regret it someday, This boy wants you back again That boy isn't good for you Though he may want you, too, This boy want...
  • Tory Potion 9
    They serve it upwe drink it down They serve it upwe drink it down Politicians really are the cream of the crop They work so hard to make injustices stop Econom...
  • Totally Massive Plethora Of Heroes
    CanadaWAKE UP! Look behind you, your history's creeping CanadaWAKE UP! It's far too exciting for you to be sleeping A totally awesome selection of heroes Terry ...
  • Video Bargainville
    (We can take a trip up to the corner, corner, corner, it's not too farok) I have a college pal who says we can pay one price for two, just ask for Roger, at V...
  • Welcome to C
    (Jian on lead) 1 2 1, 2 Hello, you savvy little Fruvous spy (All, w Jian's voice the most prominent) Welcome to the album we call c! (Jian) We hope you tur...
  • When She Talks
    (Jian on lead) When she talks I listen It's something significant because I don't often Words passed on a boat I'll remember every note When she talks When sh...
  • You Can't Be Too Careful
    (All) You can't be too careful You can't agonize over it You can't be too careful Make your mind up and go for it (Dave) You say you wanna make some changes,...
  • You Cant Be Too Careful
    (All) You can't be too careful You can't agonize over it You can't be too careful Make your mind up and go for it (Dave) You say you wanna make some changes,...
  • You Will Go To The Moon
    All) Orbiting Rondelle (Dave on lead) You will go to the moon You'll probably be heading there soon Someday flowers will grow there But first you've got to go...
  • Your New Boyfriend
    (Jian) Well, it was me, you, and Jacko and your new buddy Tacco (rest) No cause for alarm, about the flag on his arm (Jian) You said the politics matter, but we...