Barlow/Martin/Lundin/Skinner (To be your superhero ) I can't sit and wait For you to say If there's room inside your heart I'm not used to playin' That silly ga...

I love to dance with Peg Leg Sue She got one, I got two I told her to save a dance for me My boogie woogie amputee We're gonna hop swing and jump I shake my hip...

Cats purring at me Love when I stroke them Love to be free Cats lie in the sun I love to watch them Pussycat fun Who knows if they love you Are they thinking of...

I love to dance with cemetery girls The moon comes out the earth unfurls No time to waste the hours fade They come awake the dead parade Fresh souls in the corn...

Clip clop clippity clop The horsey plods along Clip clop clippity clop The horsey sings his song When I was a little boy How I did my trains enjoy Then one day ...

I'm sick of working this gasoline station Pumping gas total frustration Fillin' tanks with oil and water Soakin' up grease like a fool ink blotter But I ain't s...

Fish heads By Barnes & Barnes (Chorus and first verse) Fish heads fish heads Roly poly fish heads fish heads fish heads eat them up, yum! Ask a fish head anyth...

Ask me no questions I'll tell you no lies Down in my pocket There is a surprise For you For you I don't know why but it keeps getting bigger I can't control it ...

("Weird" Al Yankovic - accordion) I've never really understood Why my family hated me But I know they did All of them Right from the start I never had many frie...

My girlfriend left me a month ago I hope she gets hit by a truck She split and hurt my big ego Now there's no one to kiss I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope...

I'm looking for love I'm looking everywhere I look outside I look in the chair I'm looking for peace I'm looking all around I look in the mayonnaise I look in t...

l flew to the coast To play guest to her host In a scene too bizarre to believe She accused me of lies And she blackened my eyes When I told her that I had to l...

There's a party in my pants And I want you all to come Voobanahana vop bop There's a party in my pants And I want you all to come Voobanahana vop bop Just got i...

I ran into a roadblock In my quest for finding you I got caught in a headlock Can't seem to break on through I ran into a roadblock I ran into a roadblock I got...

I've been sleeping in the sewey hole since you left me baby yeah yeah yeah yeah You broke my heart, now I'm going crazy Let me come home I'm all alone Sewey hol...

Gonna call ya gonna meet ya Take you out to a double feature I'll buy ya candy I'll getcha high I hope you think I'm a special guy I'd like to say I love you bu...

I've been sleeping in the sewey hole since you left me baby yeah yeah yeah yeah You broke my heart, now I'm going crazy Let me come home I'm all alone Sewey hol...

I met a spooky lady on Death avenue She rode a horse of dust that told her what to do I sniffed around her neighborhood Came crashing down I knew it would It's ...

If you swallow my love If you swallow my love You'll be rewarded richly baby If you swallow my love If you swallow my love You'll go to Heaven with me maybe Don...

There used to be a special light That shone down on our love at night But every bulb must lose its glow It's hard to sit and watch it go I won't kiss you I won'...

When you move your hips I'm hipsnotized Can't take my eyeballs off your thighs Just one thing I wanna do Make Lumanian love to you Grunt and groan grind and moa...