Ken: Hey Barbie! Do you want to go for a ride? Barbie: Sure Ken!!!!! Ken: Well, forget it! Barbie: I'm an ugly girl! My face make you hurl; I'm sad I have it I...

A used pink bathrobe A rare mint snow globe A smurf TV tray I bought on eBay My house is filled with this crap, shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bo...