Stay up all night go to sleep watching Dragnet Never sleep alone because Jimmy's the magnet I'm so rope they call me Mr Roper When the troubles arise I'm the co...

Fresh dressed 'cause I shop at Models Deep in Brooklyn I ride the elevated trains Used to ride the D to beat the morning bell At Edward R Morrow out on Ave L We...

"Can you feel it" "Can you feel it" "I say get up get up get up get up Get up get up get up get up get up" "Get down" "I know-I know-I know I know your going to...

(Beastie Boys/Dust Bros) (Some hoopin' and a hollerin') Jeb get away from the bar-b-que man Don get the hell away from that thing Don's, give me a kiss Won't y...

"Agh agh" There's a girl over there "Agh agh yea" "agh agh agh yea" With long brown hair "Agh agh yea" "agh agh agh yea" I took her to the place I threw the mat...

Dear Alex and Marilyn They're Lovey and Thurston howellin The grasshopper unit is prowellin And Rufus is back home growellin For all of y'all that are dozin On ...

Ideas spark my hand grabs a pen Sweeten up the sound let me get the right blend Coming down the wire to the Neve mic pre Nice up the sound for the A to D I'm a ...

Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens and Staten From the Battery to the top of Manhattan Asian, Middle-Eastern and Latin Black, White, New York you make it happen Brownston...

Once again I'm all wrapped up in me My best friend's my own worst enemy Electricity and gravity Oh my god now take a look at me My life line's run by AT&T They ...

Grabbed the beat Looped it up Saw my check Scooped it up Rock ignition Got to listen Change position Start transmission Point the camera Click the frame Use a h...

"Call the people, are you ready now" "Shadrach Mesach Abednago" "Shadrach Mesach Abednago" "Shadrach Mesach Abednago" "Shadrach" "Money money money" "Mine upto...

Beastie Boys/Dust Bros) The best in men's clothing Call Paul's Boutique ask for Janice The number is ah (718) 498-1043 That's Paul's Boutique and they're in Br...

DJ Hurricane When Mike D's in the house what you gonna' do I go AWOL Adrock's in the house what you gonna' do I go AWOL When MCA's in the house what you gonna' ...

A) 59 chrystie street Agh agh There's a girl over there Agh agh yea, agh agh agh yea With long brown hair Agh agh yea, agh agh agh yea I took her to the place ...

Putting song together ain't no puzzle like yahtzee Sending this out to k-rob and rahmalzee Let me introduce myself on this cut I'm ad rock, I'm lit like a mothe...

I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'm a' set straight, this watergate I can't stand rocking when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal cle...

Good evening and welcome to Beastie Revolution Bim bim bim Ibi Ibi bim Bum mamama milly milly ma yea Ma Ma mily Ma ma mily Bim bim bim pouw How many in your par...

Hey kids, shake it loose together The spotlight's hitting something That has known to change the weather We'll kill the fatted calf tonight, so stick around You...

Well they were all impressed with your Halston dress Yes people that you knew at Elaine's Well the story of your latest success Kept 'em so entertained Well yo...

Body movin, body movin, A1 sound, sound so soothing Body movin, body movin, We be getting down and you know we're crush groovin Let me get some action from the...

Yea Ahh Yea Ahh Yea This One's Deticated To All The Ladies In The Front , The Back All the Older Ladies Out There Lookin' Nice, You Know Who You Are Whoo I Need...

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey Brass Monkey - junkie That funky Monkey Got this dance that's more than real Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel Put your...

"Well Toby, still want to be bionic?" "You bet! I saw the way you mopped up those guys If I could do that there wouldn't be a kid in town that could make me" "T...

All you trekkies and tv addicts Don't mean to diss Don't mean to bring static All you klingons in the fuckin' house Grab your backstreet friend and get loud Blo...

Anywhere I go a fly girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy This story's kinda funny, its one about honeys, now Debbie was a girl who used to ...

The shit with this bitch Yo I said I'm calling you Yo B it's the phone Yo "May I help you?" "Yes what's your name?" "Hello?" "Hello man you got Cookypuss's numb...

Now, I'd like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ for helpin' my family gather around here today and puttin' all this great food on our table and I just hope He's ju...

Woo! Well I am Country Mike and I'd like to say hello To the black, the white, the red and the green, the purple and yellow But first I gotta bang-bang, stomp m...

There's a party going on in here for real I got more product than Ron Popeil So deal with that troop were troopers The only air time you get is on bloopers Beat...

"I want to take this minute to introduce you to my people" This one is for Sao Paulo This one's for Baytown To Sac-town, the whole Bay area and all galaxies Ba...

Well I'm chilly chill most of the time But I make a lot of noise when I bust a fresh rhyme I'm coolin with the posse, cold drinkin pissy Met a young girl and go...

"Hey Ladies" "Break dance" "Hey ladies get funky" All the ladies in the house" "The ladies the ladies" "Hey ladies" "get funky" "Girl girl girl" Hey ladies in t...

(Chorus) Like The Black Birds I'm A Do It Fluid Building Rhymes Like Buildings, Like A Stonehenge Druid Step Up And Get Enlightened, Educating My Mind I Play T...

Ah-ha! Yeah this is dedicated to all you backstabbing fools out there There's gonna be hell to pay I catch up with you Think I don't know? I know what you're up...

It's like that y'all and you don't quit (x4) Like Frankenstein or Count Dracula I grab the mic and then I fuck it up I never settle for less and that's a fact I...

Jungle jungle, Merlin production company Black Ark International Branch presents Coffin going around Have you seen mister Brown Coffin going around going around...

Beastie Boys/Nishita/Hall) Agh, Sad crew, sad crew Hey ya'll you see what they did to me There was two of these motherfuckers up here I done took a picture wit...

(Beastie Boys/Caldato) Now ADRock, and MCA Pass the pass the pass the pass the pass the I give thanks I give I give I give So Mike D so Mike D Mike d MIKE IKE ...

I looked out the window and seen his bald head I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair Launched that shot and he was ...

Chorus) Egg raid on mojo! (x4) We dressed all in black We snuk up around the back We began to attack The eggs they cracked on mojo's back Go!! (Chorus) Gonna fi...

Words comin forth like water from the tap Clap tracks line the spaces places papers people stack Back track through the minutes when the thoughts went insane I ...

You wake up late for school, man you don't wanna go You ask you mom, "Please?", but she still says, "No!" You missed two classes, and no homework But your teach...

(Beastie Boys/Caldato/Fite/Hill) So Mike D What's Up? Yo Yauch What's Up? Come On Mike Let's Tear It Up Hear No Evil See No Evil Talking No Bullshit So Many Da...

I'm flowing prose to cons and cons to pros I'm scheming rhyme against reason like it was flow against know But beyond the concepts and emotions that rise To the...

So, Just Sit Back And Max And Relax Off Tracks That I Kick, Come On And Give It Up 'CauseI Get Funky Like Diaper Rash And You Know I'm Mad Spunky And I'm Making...

(Beastie Boys/Nishita/Hall) Still Here At Club 'Doin' The FuFu' We Now Bring You The Beastie Boys And Biz Markie Thank You, Thank You Very Much 1 2 We Getin' R...

1-2 1-2 Keep It On Listen To The Shit Because We Kick It Until Dawn Listen To The Abstract Got It Going On Listen To The Ladies Come On And Let Me Spawn All You...

Girls! Yeah all i really want is girls! And in the morning it's, GIRLS! Cuz in the evening it's, GIRLS! I like the way that they WALK! And it's chill to hear t...

Drink A Six Pack And Then You Play Som Ball Walking Down The Stairs And Then He Starts To Fall Add On Two Joints And Then He Starts To Sweat Two Hundred Seventy...

New York New York it's a hell of a town The Bronx is up and I'm Brooklyn down They don't know my name they only know my initials Building bombs in the attic for...

[Intro] Yes, yes, yes [Ad-Rock] I'll out the gate, I set it off I suppose you're exposed, so get lost You break off, cut all connections Join the sucker emce...

Which one of you schnooks took my rhyme book? Look, give it back, you're wicky wack With your ticky tack calls didn't touch you at all I didn't touch your hand,...

Which of you schnooks took my rhyme book? Look give it back you're wicky wack With your ticky tack calls didn't touch you at all I didn't touch your hand man yo...

Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya There never was a city kid truer and bluer There's more to me than you'll ever know And I've got more hits than Sa...

Now I chill real I'll when I start to chill When I fill my pockets with a knot of dollar bills Sipping pints of ale out the window sill When I get my fill I'm c...

Holy Snappers Holy this holy that Holy funky big fat rat Holy piss holy crappers Jill Kuniff holy snappers I like Batman I Like Crass Robin's got a new bus pass...

Beastie Boys/Nishita) Please Clear The Ice For The Zamboni Thank You Couples Only For The Next Five Minutes Please And A Special Round Of Applauds For Our Zambo...

Take a look, look at me What you get is what you see Ride a bike drive a car Vegan pie cut a fart On the bus on the train Tami d on the brain Can't explain like...

What's pleasing to the eye in the delusion of my sight is not what I find when I reach into the light I have lost my mind I'm walking through time Deluded as th...

I give to this world 'till I've got nothing to give to I give thanks to this world for the life that I've lived through Stress gets in the way of the shit that ...

My girl likes franks not pork and beans I'm gonna wax that girl right out them jeans I'm down - I'm fully down I'm down - ah yeah I'm down I'm down - homeboy I'...

[CHORUS] In a world gone mad it's hard to think right So much violence hate and spite Murder going on all day and night Due time we fight the non-violent fight...

And what do you do when Your man kills himself and How do I make friends now And where is my Mom I need to show her that She taught me And please let me Die a...

If you don't like the news then press eject Baby Davis getting older can't take a rain check It's time to let'em know what we expect Stop building SUV's strung ...

Oh whoa, let's like, get my bong, and do up some heavy weed, man, I got some really heavy megsy meg stuff stone joints it's totally lost It's totally all the ti...

Like a flag at half mast as frames click fast Not a thing will last as past is past Like stacks of thoughts that got played and worn Used over and over till the...

You know that it will be untrue You know that it will be a liar La la la la la la la la Before we couldn't get much higher Come on baby light my fire Come on ba...

Well, Back to the beat y'all, Down with the sound so sweet y'all Just how fresh can you get y'all Those that are blessed say yes y'all 'cause I'm a come inside ...

I know where you got to be going but you don't know why I see things I ought not to know but I can't help life You never knew my heart for you was monster size ...

Adrock Yeah Get up Yeeeah uhh Yes, here we go again give you more nothing lesser Back on the mic is the anti-depresser Adrock, no pressure yes we need this Th...

Yee haa oh shut up you pig fucker you're so ugly Adam you look like a zebra your mother's a zebra Why don't you get a haircut farm boy? Fuck the chickens I don'...

Yeah baby, you know it, listen: Eeverybody knows that I broke your heart Yeah everybody knows that Mike D broke your heart But you'ze gots to stop tellin them ...

I met this girl last night with a peculiar cackle I laid the bait and then she took the tackle Had too much to drink at the Red Lobster Now the room is spinning...

You're coming off like you're Van Damme You've got Kenny G, in your Trans Am You've got names like Billy Ray Now you sing Hip Hop Hooray Put your Dakleys and yo...

My DJ's got the cuts and the beats are on We're comin with the limericks and we're comin' strong And the rhythm's on time to every word and rhyme When it comes ...

K, goodevening everybody Everybody agh ready Did you go pass the leader on the cassette there Ohh, it's rollin, OK very good very good Alright everybody take on...

(chorus) No sleep 'til - Brooklyn Foot on the pedal - never ever false metal Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle My job's ain't a job - it's a damn good...

Whether in a penthouse or a cave dweller I can tell you 'bout now I'm not a fortune teller Grab a treat from Yosi my muffin seller Got mad technique like Rudy V...

I saw bureaucrat looking at me I'm gonna' go on a killing spree Don't vote for him vote for me He's a bureaucrat now I'm Beastie The new Reagan policy is gettin...

Yo what the schnitzel we're back Shit's getting duller and duller and that's a fact I don't care what you heard or care what you seen I swear it wasn't me in Be...

"OK" Ooooooah-kaaaaay! [MCA] You talk and talk and you just can't stop Every word comes to mind – It's a crock What you say Is lackluster I thrash emcees who...

I'm going to audition and I do not think I'll make it, but I do hope that they do not turn me down I'm driving to the hill with auntie pat and uncle bill and I...

Got the groove Got the groove Everybody say Oh-waaaa Oh-waaaa Say Oh-waaaa Oh-waaaa Say Ta-Daaa Ta-Daaa Say Ta-Daaa Ta-Daaa Agh yea - Agh Yea Oh-waaaa Ta-daaa O...

If you can feel what I'm feeling then it's a musical masterpiece But if you can hear what I'm dealing with then that's cool at least What's running through my m...

Here's a little story I gots to tell, about three bad brothers you know so well It started way back in history with Adrock, MCA and me, Mike D I been had a lit...

Something on the windowsill Caught her eye and held her still The cars pass by outside Nowhere left to hide Picture this now crystal clear Nothing left to hold ...

Yes, yes, y'all - you don't stop You keep it on - and shockin' the place Well I'm MCA - I got nothing to prove Pay attention - my intention is to bust a move I ...

Things get hectic quick From the satellite dish to your joy stick It's the night of the living cable box Wires coming up from around the block Remote control to...

(Beastie Boys) Acting Like The Last Generation On Earth Trying To Fuck Up A Place For New Birth Yea Cuttin' The Life The Force On The Planet Only In 200 Years ...

Now my name is Adrock I've got a story to tell When I rock the crowd the crowd we all yell And when I get the feeling I feel the feel swell And when I start to ...

Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder 'Cause I'm bad get...

(Instrumental) @ Heart Attack Man (Beastie Boys/Smith) Drink A Six Pack And Then You Play Som Ball Walking Down The Stairs And Then He Starts To Fall Add On Tw...

Once upon a time up on this mic MC's be really workin' on what they write With the sound delight we rock all night And yes we're gonna party for the right to fi...

Wait that was a false Riot fight, Riot fight Riot fight, Riot fight Riot fight, no we don't fight on friday night Find a trail so that we can all feast on might...

We're we're we're We're the b-boys, we don't regret There's nothing wrong with your TV set We're a gettin loose We couldn't be harder Our beats are bigger and b...

I Kick My Root Down I Put My Root Down It's Not A Put Down I Put My Foot Down And Then I Make Some Love, I Put My Root Down Like Sweetie Pie By The Stone Allia...

I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rocking when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so cryst...

Well chillin on the corner this one time (time) Coolin at the party and runnin that line (line) Smokin my crack saying them rhymes (rhymes) Countin my bank just...

I Don't get Blind Most Of The Time I Don't Drink Wine I Took A Sledge Hammer And I Broke My Nine Because Is Mine, Word Is Born I Rhyme And Everey Day I Write Th...

Riddle me this brother can you handle it Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it Equinox symmetry and the balance is right Smokin' and drinkin' on ...