Jeff: Good evening Achmed Achmed: Good evening Infidel Jeff: So you're a Terrorist? Achmed: Yes I am a Terrorist Jeff: What kind of Terrorist? Achmed: A terrify...

Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back I have a Nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq I got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint That's...

[Justin Bieber] It's the most beautiful time of the year Lights fill the streets spreading so much cheer I should be playing in the winter snow But I'mma be un...

Got my dog and a six pack inside my truck My wife rides in the back cause she won't shut up There's a deer in the headlights though it might be a sin I gunned t...