• Are-Yupp
  • Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus?
    I saw you sittin' there I was tryin' not to stare I wasn't sure if it was you I didn't know just what to do [Chorus:] Are you drinkin' with me Jesus I can't s...
  • Atomic Power
    O' this world is a at a tremble With it's strength and mighty power They're sending up to heaven To get the brimstone fire Take warning my dear brother Be caref...
  • Attack Of The Peacekeepers
    Army ads looked cool-I signed right up Besides, it was the only way could find a jo "Great place to start" and see the world Womanize at discos And fake going n...
  • Bad
    We're bad So bad We're bad So bad We're bad So bad We're bad We're bad We're bad We're bad We're bad I feel it in my heart I believe it in my soul But we will...
  • Bruce's Diary
    On the top floor, from my penthouse I survey what I rule High rises Thin curtains All lights go out by two No one ever sees me Yet I know all of you It's sort ...
  • Burgers Of Wrath
    Crossing the land On vacation Saw lots of families So much like ours All they got left Piled in their cars Can't get those desperate faces Off our minds But no...
  • Buy My Snake Oil
    I'm getting tired of being legendary and broke And I'm too damn weird to hold no straight jo My checkbooks feeling unfulfilled Being an old underground die-hard...
  • Caped Crusader
    When I die you will find My body clean and shaved Do not touch my genitals Without gloves on your hands Let no one come near me If they are female Watch on my l...
  • Chew
    Someone's dad passed out in the street The wind-up key worker bees Buzz right on by At night he still lies There 'cos nobody cares Insects with briefcases igno...
  • Clean As A Thistle
    When the elite few Paid to elect me Promised y'all I'd clean up All the filth around here Spread some dirty lies 'Bout my opponent's past All the while I dance...
  • Convoy In The Sky
    The night was dark and stormy And the roads were wet with rain As Jimmy Jones rolled on and on His destination Maine He'd like to stop and rest awhile But the f...
  • Dawn Of The Locusts
    We are the locusts And it's time for the plague The Chick tracts and gun nuts Warned you was here Profiled as bad seeds Since before we could read Monkey wrenc...
  • Electronic Plantation
    Ya-Ha-Ha Ho Ho Ho Shipped your job to Mexico But we got plans for all of you to re-train Pit the whole world against each other For who will work for the lowes...
  • Enchanted Thoughtfist
    I am a product of the television age Zoom in on what's important Get the point right away A modern lack of patience Is it a virtue? Hardly ever read books Devo...
  • Enchanted Thoughtfist (feat The Melvins)
    I am a product of the television age Zoom in on what's important Get the point right away A modern lack of patience Is it a virtue? Hardly ever read books Devou...
  • Full Metal Jackoff
    Around our nation's capital There's a freeway 8 lanes wide White concrete ringed around the city For those who want inside Get on get off Ignore everything to t...
  • Hamlet Chicken Plant Disaster
    Down in Hamlet, North Carolina They had a chicken plant sure did explode Them tar heels trapped like burnin' rats Cuz the boss man chained the door closed My m...
  • I Won't Give Up
    Here's to fear 'Nother circus election year Clown-didates pretend they're human beings Here's the ads We vote and someone wins That's all we're allowed to real...
  • Islamic Bomb
    The sun sets on the desert Of Thee Evil Empire The seeds of Mass Destruction Are still very much alive All we got were lousy weapons Piled up from the Cold War ...
  • Jesus Was A Terrorist
    Jesus was a terrorist Enemy of the state That's what the Romans labeled him So he was put to death He died for his beliefs What's changed today? Today bible-t...
  • Let's Go Burn Ole Nashville Down
    Let's go burn ole Nashville down Set it all aflame BBQ the greedheads Made country weak and tame Burn burn Nash Vegas Char it's rancid soul Burn burn Branson to...
  • Love Me, I'm A Liberal
    I cried when they shot John Lennon Tears ran down my spine And I cried when I saw "JFK" As if I'd lost a father of mine But Malcom-X and Ice-T had it coming The...
  • Mascot Mania
    When I was young Saw football games At the great big stadium Could tell the fans From out of town By the clown suits they had on 20, 000 red cowboy hats Means ...
  • McGruff The Crime Dog
    Thank you, Osama You are the savior Of our economy today Now that the dot coms Choked on their stock frauds Goldmine's Homeland Security Why not hire half the ...
  • New Feudalism
    Now it's signed Text classified Nations are now corporate colonies Robber barons In high castles Have the nerve to call this free trade Unh Unh DDT Gill net ki...
  • Nostalgia For An Age That Never Existed
    Fake 50's clothes Fake 50's food Classic gas-guzzling dream cars In more ads on the tube Fake home-made cookies Like Mommy used to make Nostalgia for an age Th...
  • Panicland
    When you jump At the sight of your neighbour Arm yourselves against them instead Stiffened up like a porcupine, Oh yeah Welcome to Panicland Doncha know it's a...
  • Pets Eat Their Master
    Your least favorite video game Is about to come to life Homeless hordes crash downtown barriers Desks are flying through the glass Precious software everywhere...
  • Plastic Jesus
    Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Through all trials and tribulations We will travel e...
  • Plethysmograph
    If Stewart talked, what would he say? Enough to keep you here ten more years Where we zap ya with our 'therapy' Throw the switch on your fantasies With our lit...
  • Power Is Boring
    Believe me, if I were dicator You know what I'd do! ? Come to think of it, There's a problem there For aspiring tyrants like me and you Ever wonder what it'd r...
  • Ride The Flume
    If I could travel back in time I'd go to 1899 High in the Sierra Hills And ride the lumber down the Sanger Flume The Flume Ride the Flume Ride the Flume Ride t...
  • Sharks In The Gene Pool
    First the urine test - now this First the urine test - now this! Why do all the best technology advances Always wind up in the worst possible hands Through DNA...
  • Still Is Still Moving To Me (feat Life After Life)
    Still is still moving to me I swim like a fish in the sea All the time But if that's what it takes to be free I don't mind Still is still moving to me Still is ...
  • Strength Thru Shopping
    Monogrammed toilet paper rollers that sing Ever wonder who would buy these things? The ones with plastic Santas in their yards And custom license plates no one ...
  • That's Progress
    Give me an "M"-M! Give me an "A"-A! Give me a "U"-U! Give me an "L"-L! Give me your money - Sure! What's that spell? - Mall What's that spell? - Shopping Mall ...
  • The Lighter Side Of Global Terrorism
    Can I touch you here? May I search your bags? You have randomly been selected Got a funny name and you look the part Plus, I like the way You bulge in your clot...
  • The Myth Is Real - Let's Eat
    In San Francisco you can be mayor at 18 But ya gotta be 26 to drive a ca What goes on Is not what we're told to see Patrick Henry said "Give me liberty or dea...
  • The Sky Is Falling, And I Want My Mommy
    Nuclear satellites Thrown up in space Will all burn out some day Guess where they'll crash We've been lucky so far Every toy up there Is another Chernobyl Wait...
  • The Terror Of Tinytown
    Lost the vote, but god elected me I'm never wrong kuz he speaks through me I'm the baddest hombre around Minded by my Uncle Dick So dumb I thought I was Preside...
  • Three Strikes
    When they came for the Jews I didn't protest, I wasn't a Jew When they came for the crack dealers I applauded that too Tired of tripping over homeless beggars A...
  • We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
    In the dirtiest part of the city Where the sun refused to shine People tell me there ain't no use in tryin' My love, you're so young and pretty One thing I kno...
  • Where Are We Gonna Work
    Well I come from a long line Of tree falling men And this company town was here Before my grandpappy settled in We kept enough trees a-standin' So our kids coul...
  • Will The Fetus Be Aborted
    Peggy Sue Got pregnant And was addicted to fifteen drugs She went down To the abortion clinic And was accosted By right wing thugs [Chorus:] Oh will the fetus...
  • Wish I Was In El Salvador
    Used to be in a gang 'Till I beat a kid half dead In a video arcade Judge gave me a choice: Jail or the Marines Best time I ever had was being an MP Aw yeh I w...
  • Yuppie Cadillac
    Cruisin' down the freeway Slupin' latte in my BM'er Roadster I won for being Sales Rep of the Week Then it happens again SUV damn near killed me They made the ...