Wooo You know a man does have to eat him somethin' I love candy barseat 'em all the time My combo meal's are super-sized And I crave the stuff they put inside...

Ive got socks dryin' in the microwave hair on my back I dont plan to shave I got the house to myself while the wife's away I'll be rockin all night! I think I'...

Been dang near two years, since I've had a beer By gosh that's changin' tonight Gonna start me a tab, call me a cab, Might even get in a fight I ain't goin' hog...

I can smell the onions floating in the air Must be something that you ate I can't imagine how your mouth must taste Forgive me if I turn away The slightest whi...

Cletus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal He was in a bind, ten payments, and the bank re-poed his wheels When he came acroos this old man ...

I told you I'd leave some flares on In case you ever wanted to find my home You frowned and said "Well the dang law should arrest ya" This old house keeps falli...

First Redneck On The Internet: Cledus T Judd Written by James Beavers, Steven Beavers and Barry Poole (© Homesick Cowboy Music/Skronk Bonk Music) From "Did I S...

"be vewwy quiet were hunting sumpting" Me and harold mufort where out doors men, Set in our back-woods ways Both members of the huntin' club, both active in the...

I was always a lazy one, a Southern Californian But I've some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line So this summer just for fun hopped in my Delorian And headed for m...

I remember hearin' Leeann Rimes When she sang "Blue", it sounded like Patsy Cline And I love that group SheDaisy But don't they sound a lot like Destiny's Child...

Verse 1: t'was the fight before christmas when all through the house no furniture left standin' no t v or couch or aquarium heck, they even knocked over my chia...

Well after my show thought I'd have a little fun, hopped on a horse, Lordy sure could run, well I got a butt kickin' when the police finally caught me, not a mo...

There's a big ol' line down at the Ticketmaster I admit it, it's a sight I love to see A few of them look like they need a shower But they're holdin' signs that...

Come on you no good worthless piece of foreign (BEEP) Wait till I get me a royalty check I'm gonna buy me an American made car Piece of junk People always shou...

I was just out of the rehab rolling through the neighborhood When I came across this homeboy Said he'd fix me up real good He led me down an alley And right thr...

Lets get jiggy with it My front won't crank, I owe the bank I wanna pay'em back, right now I can't My record went gold half a million sold My wallet was fat, “...

She cooks with lard Loves hot food bars A quart of sweet tea And fried pork skin Can't get enough Eats till shes stuffed Goes to the bath room And then she come...

Sadie, pull this car over Let me get me a can of Skoal Well, we went down to the Grundy County auction The sign said no tobaccer where we sat My wife told me t...

Go to sleep little baby Before the boogie man gets you And when you awake we'll pat a little cake And ride the pretty little pony Shhhhahahait's okay You so cu...