Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid. But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid. Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M...

Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid But when you mention the VET he damn near flips his lid Words like SHOT shot or WORM worm, These...

Oh I was born in Glasgow, near the centre of the town, I wouldd take you there and show you, but they've pulled the building down And when I think about it, it ...

Last Train Tae Glasgow Central Last Train Tae Glasgow Central You better catch this one And you better have a ticket 'cos here's the man BiddieBiddiebumbum - t...

Chorus if it wisnae fur yer wellies wherewud you be? you'd be in the hospital or in firmary cause you wid hive a dose o the flu or even plurasie if it wissne fu...

I could sing you sad songs, Sing you songs, to make you smile I could sing you love songs, But would that be worth my while CHORUS When all I want to do, Is be...

Billy Connolly: Tell Laura I Love Her (from the LP "The Pick of Billy Connolly") TELL LAURA I LOVE HER! TELL LAURA I NEED HER! TELL LAURA NOT TO CRY MY LOVE F...

I like to sing James Taylor songs, and songs by Carol King I'll even sing John Murphy songs, I'll sing anything But when I sing in social clubs, just one thing ...

If your looking for trouble, Your in the right place, Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face i'm a mean motherfucker, i was born that way, and j...

If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be you'd be in the hospital or infirmary cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee if ye didnae have your fee...