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  • (Why Are We) Trapped
    Why are we trapped here in the dark so long? It's so wet and dark and cold We've done everything you told us to do We've done everything you told us to do Are w...
  • And
    And then and then and so and life and see and look I mean like me and feel And fly and go i mean like you and where and who and how and there and why And so wha...
  • Anywhere
    I could be here I could be in a salad I could be out of town I could be in paradise I could be anywhere (x2) I could be near the refrifgerator I could be on the...
  • As I Walked Through Queens
    The brick house The green trees The parked cars The rainy street The brick houses The green trees The parked cars The rainy streets As I walked through Queens I...
  • At Dave's
    There were other ways of knowing: He stepped into a yellow morning which seemed to him to be, Well, not gray but kind of a grayish maroon He couldn't figure out...
  • Bloodletting
    To live here now Lying down Living as one of the bloodless Having been down with bloodletting Having let all of the blood out Having been bled dry by leeches Ha...
  • Cheesecake Truck
    So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, 'Cause I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home And I love ...
  • Commercial
    Lately, I've seen red, I've tasted blood I've killed with words, I've wished and hoped And swam through a river of snot Twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi ...
  • Detachable Penis
    I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again This happens all the time It's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time I can...
  • Dick
    Dick was obsessed with his dick He would beat off at least three times a day: In the morning, when he woke up, Right after or right before dinner, Or right befo...
  • Ed
    Ed was at the end of his rope, an expression he detested "There is no Rope!" he would scream at the laughing walls "There is only the end No hope, no rope En...
  • Equivalencies
    Faceboy=Pleeny Christ=Shovel Sex=Hiroshima Antelope=Love Condom=Expressway Grapefruit=Satan Penis=Pliars Fish=Tornado A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=WE=ME= A=B=C=D=4=3=1=...
  • Farm
    "Oh, how delicious!" The pig boy squealed As another rush of pure pain came over him Then Pig Boy declared "This is what Pig Boy truly lives for Pig Boy shall w...
  • Fish
    (Long musical intro) and now, i would like to speak about fish i have never spoken about fish before at least, not that i can remember so now, would most certa...
  • Fluting On The Hump
    I can't relate to people Who rush to catch the train So much strain For such a momentary gain Why not just once Try to live a day In a leisurely way Like in th...
  • Frightened & Freezing
    Frightened and Freezing Everyone is so cold Every time I touch something My fingers get burned Icy hot-scary world Somebody is Howling Nobody is hearing Somebod...
  • Gary & Melissa
    Posted By: Font (Font) Date: Wed Feb 27 01:12:27 1991 Title: Gary And Melissa Gary and Melissa John S Hall/Dave Rick From the King Missile album _Mysti...
  • Happy Hour
    In this happy sing-song hell hole In this torture house of glee In this perfect playpen prison There's so much to do and see On this euthanasia morning Colorfu...
  • He Needed
    He needed more time He needed more space He needed more money He needed more friends He needed more music He needed more food He needed more drugs He needed mor...
  • Heaven
    It's so beautiful here the swallows are swinging and swaying Sweetly tweeding in the fruit trees Sparrows hip hop into my hands And somehow I hold them and gent...
  • Heavy Holy Man
    The Heavy Holy Man sits on the hill, Holding hard wooden ball Hears mysteries of the universe unfolding but blocks it all out He has one eye pointed toward the ...
  • Hemopheliac Of Love
    When I drive through the great northwest The snowcaps on the mountain tops A pack of wolves surrounds my truck And my fingertips are so cold All this beauty and...
  • How To Remember Your Dreams
    In order to remember your dreams, You must think of them as if they were little kittens When you wake up in the morning, Before you get out of bed, Sit up and s...
  • I Wish
    I Wish I had a story to tell I Wish I knew the story of the cardboard man, Or the Talking filmcanister, Or the Spoon that Moved I Wish I knew the one about the ...
  • I'm Open
    I'm open, you can enter me You can exit me, you never have to ask I'm open, open my head Cut open my head, take the lid off my head Empty out my head Plunge you...
  • I'm Sorry
    No I never was in vietnam I never once dove into an empty swimming pool I never let the carpet walk right out from under me I never painted a house or a tree I...
  • If Only
    If Only By John S Hall and Dogbowl King Missile (Dog Fly Religion) _They_ Shimmy Disc Europe SDE 9023/CD 1990 If only x 4 If only x 4 If only we could turn ou...
  • It's Saturday
    I want to be different, like everybody else I want to be like I want to be just like all the different people I have no further interest in being the same, Beca...
  • Jesus Was Way Cool
    Jesus Was Way Cool King Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy Disc Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted t...
  • Leather Clown
    Back in elementary school Fourth grade, I think it was I had this friend, Ethan During lunch hour We used to go to eighth street For pizza and jelly donuts Some...
  • Lies
    A narrative framework Another break with illusion A cognitive fallacy Imaginary reality These are all lies These are all lies Nocturnal emission Fraternal incis...
  • Lou
    Lou wanted to be noticed and understood, But he was so quiet So one day he wrote the following poem: A four or five piece band Where three or four of the peopl...
  • Love You More
    I'm in love again, oh-oh Been like this before, oh-oh I'm in love again, oh-oh This times true I'm sure, ooh-ooh Don't wanna be hurt like no nightly wonder, ooh...
  • Margaret's Eyes
    Grayer than the widest overcast skies, these are Margaret's eyes Grayer than the cigarette falling on the sofa, these are Margaret's eyes Margaret has the graye...
  • Martin Scorsese
    He makes the best fucking films He makes the best fucking films If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him And say thank you thank yo...
  • Metanoia
    Bassinets, clarinets, Proletarian chariots Polyunsaturated cinemaplexi- Glass cathedrals Anxious daffodils Falling off the window sill But better still a sleepi...
  • Mr Johnson
    Mr Johnson lives on the corner of our street And he laughs at our bell-bottom trousers and our bare feet And he calls us long-haired faggots as we walk by But w...
  • Muffy
    Muffy, She's an American orignal Muffy, Is she vegtable or mineral? Muffy, She lets it all hang out Muffy, She lets it all hang out Muffy, funny and freckly M...
  • My Heart Is A Flower
    My heart is a flower, Budding, blooming, dripping dew, Dropping petals all over the place, Making a big hopeless mess, Stinking things up, Waiting for someone t...
  • No Point
    There is no point to life There is no point to death There is no point in continuing our meetings There is no point in not continuing our meetings There is no ...
  • Now
    Once there was nothing but nothingness Then something happened and now there is somethingness Now there is allness and tallness and smallness Now there is round...
  • Open
    Open the door to your heart and your mind There are so many places to go Open the gateway to a new time There are so many things to know (These next three line...
  • Pigs Will Fly
    I don't know what it is That is or isn't inside me That gives me that empty feeling inside of me A voice said to put it all down Pretend that it's all just a l...
  • Rock 'n Roll Will Never Die
    Nah, but I'm sorry But look I'm sorry But, Rock n Roll? Rock n' Roll will never die It's going nowhere It's here to stay What are you, fucking stupid? I'm sorry...
  • Scotland
    I'd like to go to Scotland, I'd like to wear I kilt, I'd like to show off my two legs And do just what I wilt I'd like to go to Scotland And show off my two thi...
  • Sensitive Artist
    Sensitive Artist By John S Hall King Missile (dog fly religion) _Fluting On The Hump_ Shimmy Disc 1987 I am a sensitive artist I am a sensitive artist Nobody ...
  • Sex With You
    Sex with you is all I want, Sex with you and sometimes food is all I really want, Sex with you and sometimes food and maybe a movie or a play Is all I really wa...
  • She Didn't Want
    She was surrounded by a warm glow She felt calm and relaxed For a change It all started to seem so funny to her So meaningless, so beautiful For a change She ...
  • She Had Nothing
    She had nothing to say She had nothing to say "Well, that's a start," she thought to herself And she picked up her pen and the small notepad And she laid down o...
  • Sink
    Holy holy holy all is holy in the sink in the sink all is holy holy holy down The sink holy holy sinking down holy sinking down the hole down the sink holy Holy...
  • Socks
    Look at all my socks! Oh so many, many socks! I can't even believe it! Can you imagine having so many socks?! I can't even begin to count them all! Let alone ev...
  • Stonehenge
    I want to go to a place where nobody knows who I am And come back to a place where everyone forgot who I was I want to bury myself and rise from the grave and s...
  • Take Me Home
    Take me home, take me home Take me home and throw me down Take me home, take me home Take me home and tie me up 'cause you're the one my body's been waiting ach...
  • Take Stuff From Work
    Take stuff from work It's the best way to feel better about your jo Never buy pens or pencils or paper Take 'em from work Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, ...
  • That Old Dog
    I waited three and a half years for a train to Springfield, Ohio I gave up and I began to walk, but I was so hungry And it's a damn good thing I was wearing sho...
  • The Blood Song
    I remember the last time I donated blood The nurse put a bandage on my arm She told me Not to remove it for six hours The time was five o'clock, and at about t...
  • The Box
    They put him in the box And they gave him toys to play with They gave him the best of Beethoven And a bowling ball And they told him to invent games They told h...
  • The Bunny Song
    Sometimes on the subway he felt like a little bunny rabbit With a cute little bunny nose And long floppy ears And a brand new submachine gun And a big bushy tai...
  • The Bunny Who Wanted To Be A Rat
    Once there was an adorable little bunny that hopped and bopped through the cotton fields eating carrots all day long The people loved him and thought he was so ...
  • The Cheesecake Song
    So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck Coz I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home And I love chees...
  • The Evil Children
    And so the very evil children took the dog out to play in the park Then they took him home and refused to set him on fire They were evil evil evil children And ...
  • The Fish That Played The Ponies
    Once upon a time, Somewhere in the Ocean somewhere, There lived a Fish, The King of the Fish The King of the Fish was not happy He wanted to be more than just t...
  • The Love Song
    Faces on the walls Invisible faces on the walls Faces of criminals Faces of animals Telling me to cut up your corpse Telling me to paint in your blood Telling m...
  • The Neither World
    In the Neither World, Everything is Versed and Reversed The Neither World Contains and Corrects all Contradictions All Division Collapses into Itself, Into Unit...
  • The Sandbox
    And I would go And I would go everyday almost to the sandbox And 'cause I loved the sandbox so much And 'cause I had my pail and my shovel And and my shovel An...
  • The Story Of Willy
    On the morning of the day of the Apocalypse Willy woke up and made himself bacon and eggs and rye toast He did usually eat bacon, but since today was such a spe...
  • The Way To Salvation
    Spare the goats and spoil the lambs Screamed the farm man It's raining fireballs and boulders and radioactive debris Run for your life and kill your wife Cries ...
  • They
    They can put a man on the moon They can make soap out of people And food out of wood They can build machines that do the jobs of Billions of human beings They c...
  • To Walk Among The Pigs
    To Walk Among The Pigs King Missle To walk among the Pigs, To go where the Pigs go, And do as the Pigs do To inhale the pungent stench of the Pigs, And truly...
  • When She Closed Her Eyes
    When she closed her eyes She saw her planet explode When she closed her eyes She saw her head explode Then she saw that her planet And her head were one She saw...
  • Wind-Up Toys
    If most of us were wind up-toys Could we trust the few of us that weren't To wind us up when necessary? I think not We would be a separate oppressed minority Ev...
  • Wuss
    1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 I was a teenage wuss In junior high school, I had oily, stringy hair and lots of pimples I wore really wussy clothes Most of the other kids ca...
  • Ww3 Is A Giant Ice Cream Cone
    Cherry on the top Like a nuclear warhead Nuclear bom Gonna lift the trigger I had a Dog Fly Religion Neutron On a chocolate sundae Look, mom Fallout is stuck be...