Yeah, screw your diet man Oh, eat up while you can Your carbohydrate plan Is just a Subway scam Atkins was a giant man How can you trust him with your food? At...

I called into work, I'm sick Aliens, they want my dick Belinda there's a problem with me-nis Aliens, they want my penis Chorus Oh, God, I should have known Ali...

Looking at the man that you've made He's poor and alone and afraid His body was in your command Everything except for the hands How did you become a wife? How ...

Chorus Dance Dance Dance On the pad, move your feet Dance Dance Dance Keep up with the techno beat Dance Dance Dance The game keeps count of hit or miss Dance D...

The Mohawk style will never change Still the same race but in a different place The music scene is oh so crass I'm here to kick the music scene's ass Chorus Gu...

I can't watch you standing there With your ugly fucking hair Please don't please don't get too near Get that shit away from here I can't stand your shortened m...

Similar to Jesus I am everywhere you go But Jesus ain't got nothing on my funky fresh flow At the mall my album spins in every store As the virus spreads I get ...

Writing is getting even worse This stupid name has become a curse Without it nobody seemed to care I'm being held hostage by my hair The Mohawk shtick is getti...

I'm too famous (x3) For you now Mom don't even try to call I'm too busy writing songs I'm too famous (x4) Dad can't make me do my chores I don't wash dishes ca...

My mom said "I believe in God" So I told her I was an Athiest The next day, I went to church just to Piss off some Satanist I only hang at the coffee shop (x2)...

Chorus You say, it's time, to finally peel away I say, it's not, this glass is here to stay You say, that's fine, but your dead ends are showing I say, I'm caug...

What was I smoking, what I was I on? Oh my God, I can't believe I wrote all those songs Chorus I need to escape my terrible past I knew the old sound could nev...

We read on the plaque who we stabbed in the back and I'm touching my face in the emptiest place We ran it off track and now we're catching the flack and When th...

After every show it's tomatoes galore Something inside me says, "I can't do this anymore" The mail that I get screams: NO NO NO NO By the end of the night I'm r...

Did you really just spend money on me? Did you really just pay for this CD? I thought that no one liked me, it doesn't make sense Am I really worth nine dollars...

When I turned 16, I needed a jo So to the pizza joint, I drove with my mom The manager was there and his name was Tim I got my first job application from him C...

With five rings they defend the Earth Showing us kids what nature's worth Go Planeteers, go go (x2) Animal testing is very wrong I hope you learned something ...

How can I operate with you in the way You've given me exactly no choice today How can I think with those cameras in my room You've given yourself to certain doo...

If you want someone to pay you mind Here's the best solution I can find Tight pants, Duran Duran CD Turn gay if you wanna be just like me Give your family some...

Keyboard ready, guitar at hand America, my conquered land Ready boys, let's take a stand The Mohawk virus spread as planned Bridge You cannot stop us, no one c...

Chorus The good old days are wrapped in haze but The path we tread is the path ahead You don't care now, I don't care now Self-control is on the floor What happ...

Children, look around your classrooms, tell me Who is the Saint now? (x2) I tried watching the TV, but he's nowhere to be seen Children, looking at your parent...

You run all over town, my laundry's never done I live to knock you down, you are your father's son This household is my own, I rule it with my fist I argue that...

What the heck is wrong with me? I'm looking out but I can't see The neighbors died of some disease And look now they've become zombies Zombies ate my neighbors ...