Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty W...

bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro I ran over my neighbors Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro Now its in all the papers My folks bought me a bitchin' camaro with n...

I've got some buddies And we all drink bleach You know we practice What we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys Trashed on beers Or a stoned bunch of ...

Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun Other times I smell like think black swamp water That's backe...

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl Please look at me Punk rock girl What do you see? Let...

When i have to puke at night i can be so indiscreet i don't run down to the john i just throw up on my sheets i puke on my pillow and i puke on my floor smells ...

I've got a kid his name is Scott hes going blind and his blood will just not clot The doctors line in rows to stick tubes up scotty's nose Here is the field whe...