A face can be up A face can be down A face can be as funny as the face of a clown A face can show just how you feel inside, When your eyes open up, And your sm...

If you need a friend to pat your little head If you need a pal to play with you If you need a chum to lift your spirits up This is what a special friend will do...

Ever since my life began, There've been times I need somebody here, To help me understand I can find my plan with a helping hand from you Your help will do And ...

Long John: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation Though you could be a doctor or perhap...

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ I wish I knew exactly what I mean It starts out like an A-wo...

Amazing Beautiful Creatures Dancing Excites the Forest Glade, In my Heart how I do Jump like the Kudo Listening to the Music, so Nice the Organ Plays, Quietly R...

One two three four five six seven! Said the Alligator King to his seven sons, "I'm feelin' mighty down Whichever of you can cheer me up Will get to wear my crow...

The Sesame Street "Alphabet Song" Amazingly Beautiful Creatures Dancing Exite the Forest Glade in my Heart I do Jump like Kangaroo do Listening to the Music so ...

"I'm Going to Go Back There Someday" This looks familiar, vaguely familiar, Almost unreal, yet, it's too soon to feel yet Close to my soul, and yet so far away ...

When every dream you've had, Has gone from good to bad, Get a move on Go with the flow When every road you choose, Gives the loser's blues, Get a move on Go wit...

"I Hope That Something Better Comes Along" You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em There's sometin' irresistabl-ish about 'em We grin and bear it '...

Way down south Way down in Borneo There's a wild man called the Borneo Way down on Borneo Bay Even though you've got a corneo You'll dance till the break of da...

When you're starting to feel some fear, Make a little thing like a brave boy here Jump up, turn around, cross over When you're starting to be scared all night, ...

I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas Been stuck at sea so long...

Pigs: Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun, Dancing singing in the sun Yoo hoo Piggy come and dance, Tell us of your gay romance Piggy: All day long I sit aroun...

Spoken: Camilla, I have written a song for you Sinatra or Mick Jagger will probably want to record it, but I want you to hear it from me first You alone, you ...

We all live in a capital I in the middle of the desert in the center of the sky All day long we polish up the I to make it clean and shiny so it brightens up t...

My name is Andy I love candy I eat candy whenever i can If it's handy, gimmie some candy it's so good and sweet the perfect treat It's such a thrill to eat my f...

Paul Williams/Kenny Ascher Dr Teeth: Ohhh yeah! Whooo! Everybody's lover, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my p...

It's a golden opportunity that's knocking And you know by now the answer's up to you But you're ready, because you have an education So, be confident, there's n...

Clifford: Here, straight from their two-week engagement under Carnegie Hall, are The Irish Rodents Rats: [slow] When I was a young lad In old County Cork, My...

(spoken:) A preachment, dear friends, you're about to receive, on John Barleycorn, nicotine, and the temptations of Eve (sung:) I once was happy and I had a ...

Now what starts with the letter "C"? "Cookie" starts with "C"! Let's think of other things that starts with "C"! Uh Uh Who cares about other things?! "C" is...

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up She...

Cuanto le gusta, le gusta Le gusta, le gusta Le gusta, le gusta, le gusta Cuanto le gusta, le gusta Le gusta, le gusta Le gusta, le gusta Le gusta, le gusta, le...

Well, I can paint and I can sew and I can sweep it clean I can pop the popcorn I can fill the pop machine I can even be the diving queen I can do it on my own (...

Kermit: Doe, a deer a female deer Annie Sue: Ray, a drop of golden sun Scooter: Me, a name I call myself (Steve ?): Far, a long long wa...

Every time I feel alone and slightly blue That's when I begin to think of what I'd like to start to do And though it might not be the kind of thing that's quite...

Well, I can paint and I can sew and I can sweep it clean I can pop the popcorn I can fill the pop machine I can even be the diving queen I can do it on my own (...

It's neat and it's sweet It's a ding dong treat Knittin' socks for little feet Just sittin' with your knittin' all day long You know knittin's friendly And kni...

Ah dream a dream and make it true That's what Doozers like to do And building is the Doozer way to go two three four 'Cause every day the world is new There...

Dum, dum, dum, dum de die Catch a frizzy Fraggle and punch him in the Die de dum de die de dum Die de dum de die de dum Dum, dum, dum, dum de do Catch another F...

When a cold wind blows it chills you, Chills you to the bone But there's nothin' in nature that freezes your heart Like He and bein' alone Its pinks you with in...

This is the song- la la la la- Elmo's song La la la la la la la la Elmo's song La la la He loves to sing- la la la la- Elmo's song La la la la la la la la Elmo...

Everybody wash! Everybody wash your hands Everybody wash your face Everybody wash your eats Everybody wash your tummy Everybody wash your heels Everybody wash ...

Mee-mee, mee-mee mee mee meee-mee, Me-me me me-me me me-me me meeee Me-me me-me me me me meee Me-me me me-me me meemee me meeeeeeee Meeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeee, me-...

Oh, I've got five people in my Fam'ly-- And there's not one of them I'd swap There is a sister and two brothers And a mother and a Pap! Oh, five is such a prett...

There's something happening here What it is ain't exactly clear There's a man with a gun over there Telling me I've got to beware Chorus: Think it's time we ST...

Dance your cares away Worry's for another day Let the music play Down at Fraggle Rock Work your cares away Dancing's for another day Let the Fraggles play We're...

Pick any song you please Click we're in harmony Stick to me and you'll see What a kick it is to be Friends, friends, friends 'til the end You travel where you ...

Sing out for the mud and sing out for the ooze the life of the frog is the life you should choose sing out for the mud and sing out for the bog it's ever so jol...

Fur I am covered with fur From my snoot to my spur I'm a furry fella Fur When you stroke it I purr When you poke it I cur It's maroon and yellow Fur Keeps me...

It's not easy bein' green Having to spend each day The color of the leaves When I think it could be nicer Bein' red or yellow or gold Or something much more col...

Oh I'm goin' for a ride Gonna sit behind the wheel Gonna drive along the road, Oh how happy I will feel And I'm gonna toot my horn--(Beep-Beep) Gonna travel nea...

Take a pinch of this and a shake of that And a splash of somethin' good 'Cause the cook just knows by the twitch in her nose The way a good cook should Take an ...

Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit There isn't any other stair quite like it I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top So this is the stair where I ...

Happy feet, I've got those happy feet Give them a low down beat And they begin dancing I've got those ten little tapping toes And when they hear a tune I can't...

Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace There's no carpet on the floor Don't try to order dinner There's no kitchen anymore But if the road's been kinda bumpy And ...

There'll be spectacle There'll be fantasy There'll be derring do And stuff like you would never see Hey! A movie! Yeah! We're gonna be movie Starring everybody ...

Well, I'd like to visit the moon On a rocketship high in the air Yes, I'd like to visit the moon, But I don't think I'd like to live there Though I'd like to lo...

Announcer: Ladies and Gentalmen and Sardines Here she is, Miss Ethel Mermaid Ethel: I get no kick out of A B C and D Are just letters to me And E...

You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em There's somethin' irresistabullish about 'em We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long I hope that som...

Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn It's all...

If I were a poet, I would write a sonnet It would say "I love you" Your name would be upon it If I were a farmer, I'd give you a bunny If I had a beehive, You w...

I'm an aardvark, and I'm proud! I'm an aardvark, and I'm happy! I'm an aardvark, If I try to be specific And a little scientific, I am feeling quite terrific! ...

I'm five I'm five I'm a big frog now I'm five I can dress myself I don't need Mum to help me anymore And when I sit in my father's chair My feet can reach the f...

This looks familiar, vaguely familiar, Almost unreal, yet, it's too soon to feel yet Close to my soul, and yet so far away I'm going to go back there someday S...

Frogs: Grunk-grok grunk-grok ribbit ribbit ribbit Grunk-grok grunk-grok ribbit ribbit ribbit Girl: I'm in love with a big blue frog, A big blue frog loves me It...

Many, many years ago when I was seventeen I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be This widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red My father f...

Monster 1: I'm ugly, I'm ugly as sin, But beautiful's out, ugly's in If you're ugly like me, you're in good company There are millions of us who are ugly M...

Here in the middle of imagination Right in the middle of my head, I close my eyes and my room's not my room, And my bed isn't really my bed I look inside and d...

Inch by inch, row by row Gonna make this garden grow All you need is a rake and a hoe And a piece of fertile ground Inch by inch, row by row Someone bless these...

(Chorus:) Two and two are four Four and four are eight Eight and eight are sixteen Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two Inchworm, inchworm Measuring the marigol...

(from the Muppet Christmas Carol) It's in the singing of a street corner choir It's going home and getting warm by the fire It's true, wherever you find love i...

It's not that easy bein' green; Having to spend each day the color of the leaves When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold- or something much ...

Ape: Down at Barnum's fair One evening I was there When I heard a showman Shouting underneath the flair Showman: Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of coconut...

J jump joyful jumble around Juniper, Jan, Jane, John J jump joyful jumble around Jack-in-the-box jumping all over town! Jingle jangle junk summer day Big J swin...

Lonely? hey, I get lonely Sad? whoo! I know sad But you do what you can with the things that you see to make life a jamboree! And I see cows playing cellos wi...

If just one person believes in you, Deep enough, and strong enough, believes in you Hard enough, and long enough, It stands to reason, that someone else will th...

When Christmas time is over and presents put away, don't be sad There'll be so much to treasure about this Christmas day and the fun we've had So may happy feel...

(the indented lines are Kermit's) Who's the president of our society, That's geared toward you and me? K-E-R Are we having fun yet? M-I-T That's a swell unive...

I believe in little things That you can hardly see Like honeycomb and spider webs and starfish in the sea I believe in little things Like Icy drops of rain Tha...

You don't know how it tastes until you try You don't know how to laugh till you cry You don't know where you've been till you're homeward bound, And you don't k...

Barry Mann & Cynthia Weil HIM: Was I dumb or was I blind Or did my heart just lose its mind Why'd I go and throw our perfect dream away HER: Looking back I'll n...

Every time I see the ocean I get choked up with emotion, it's true When I'm riding on my board catching waves into the shore with you I got a monster surfer dre...

In a cold and far-off place There was a lower-case N Lonely and cold, she would stare off into space And it was known that she would cry now and then Lower-cas...

Mahna mahna (ba dee bedebe) mahna mahna (ba debe dee) mahna mahna (ba dee bedebe badebe badebe dee dee de-de de-de-de) (repeats) mah mama na mahna mah namwomp...

-spoken- Statler: It is required of every man that the sprit within him should walk abrod his fellow men Waldorf: And if that spirit goes not forth in life, ...

Paul Williams We're Marley and Marley Averious and greed We took advantage of the poor Just ignored the needy We specialized in causing pain Spreading fear and ...

Bah B B Bah B Bah B Bah Bah Bah BB Bah B Bha B Boom Boom Boom Hey Mr Bassman You've got that certain something Hey Mr Bassman You set that music thumping To yo...

All the muppets: Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you Kermit: When the world looks kind of weird And you wish t...

It starts when we're kids, a show-off in school; Makin' faces at friends, you're a clown and a fool Doin' prat-falls and bird-calls and bad imitations; Ignoring...

If you're a human being, take a break from the race Take a load off your feet, wipe the load [or "nose"?] off your face Got a lot to do and we do it for you Eve...

While lookin' at my feet At a crack in the sidewalk An old tin can by the side of the road-- I nearly missed a rainbow, I nearly missed a sunset, I nearly misse...

Never before have two souls joined so freely, and so fast For me this is the first time, and the last Is this an angel's wish for men? Never before and never ag...

Gimme my good friends 'N play me my music Yeah, gimme my night life Talk me that guitar 'N roll me that boogie Hey, gimme my night life We'll dance in the moo...

N'im ineteen n'im ineteen by mirthday's today you're nineteen you're nineteen you're birthday's today a gig burl a loman a waydee say they a big girl a woman...

I've got two eyes-- One, two They're both the same size-- One, two I've got two eyes and they're both the same size I've got two ears-- One, two They help me h...

There's magic in the air this evening Magic in the air The world is at her best, you know When people love and care The promise of excitment is one the night wi...

One of these sounds is not like the others, One of these sounds doesn't belong Can you tell which sound is not like the others By the time we finish our song D...

Spoken: You may not know this, but I'm really a very sentimental dog I cry easily Onions, for instance, always make me cry I'll admit I split bananas, Take Ea...

Oh a man came to our house, our house, our house, A man came to our house to sell us some brooms So, we asked him to come in and we hit him with a hammer And we...

Spoken: Ah Turkey, land of my dreams Oh the Turkish delights, the Turkish women, the coffee, the towels In every way my heart belongs to Turkey But lo, what ...

Fraggle, Fraggle, two by four, Let's go through the pantry door Go through thin and go through fat Let's go look for Boober's hat But my hat just isn't there Th...

La la la la la (Squeetly-dee squeetly boing) La la la-la la la-la (Deedly-dee diddly doing) La-la la la la (La la la) La-la Pass it on When it's...

A miracle of spring A miracle of beauty Bedazzled by the Magic of one smile A vision of loveliness A universe of charms We'll never rest until You're in our ar...

I believe in magic words I believe in love I believe in buried treasure falling from above One more time the world goes round One more magic day Now I've learne...

Excuse me, Mr Hoots, I hate to bug a busy bird, But I want to learn the sax, And I need a helpful word- I always get a silly squeak When I play the blues Ernie...

Last night as I was lyin' Just loungin' in my bed, Heard such a loony howling', Stood my hair up on my head Lunged over to the window, Flipped the floodlight ri...

Anybody can change Scrooge and so can you When you're ready to start There's room in your heart for love love love love Anybody can grow Scrooge and you can too...