You can hang out, you can jump up and shout You can hear an electric guitar You can dance and sing and eat some hot wings at the bar You can have a good time at...

Pull out your fork Pull out your knife Get yourself ready for the time of your life, yeah Doo-doodlee-doo-doo It's time for bacon Doo-doodlee-doo-doo Throw dow...

Baseball, sitting in the stands, underneath the summer sun Baseball, hot-dog in your hands, hoping someone gets a run Baseball, pitcher's got a [metal arm?], th...

We want beer in a can Always tastes so good Beer in a can Just the way it should Beer in a can So refreshing and light Beer Once you flip that lid Beer You're g...

Aw, dang, looky there at that truck, come on! It's a big mamma-jamma California and New York and Alabama Leaves all the other trucks sittin' there in their paja...

Dip-De-Dip-De-Dip- Dang-De-Dang-De-Dang- Dong-De-Dong-De-Dong- Ding-a-Ling-Ding- Big Sale [x3] Really Big Sale Gigantic Sale Super Huge Sale, yeah Dip-De-Dip-De...

It's a really good deal That you cannot deny The ultimate steal And a heck of a buy It won't cost a lot of money and it won't take much time For just a few doll...

You've got to crunch it, when you want to munch it Be a survivor (uh! ) Gotta eat your fiber (Yeah! ) Bran Flakes, Bran Flakes, Bran Flakes, Bran (Whew! ) (Awww...

Well, you walk into a room and people run and hide You've got coffee breath Sniffing on a flower, Wilson dies You've got coffee breath Out in the street, peop...

- "We want coffee!" [x4] - "You're making me angry I'm having bad thoughts" - "I can't control him" Coffee is good No coffee is bad Havin' coffee is good And h...

I'm living large, but what I want 'cause I'm in charge Dippin' [x11] when I want Dippin' [x11] when I want They're so outrageous, I want waffles, pancakes, and ...

Do you like waffles Yeah we like waffles Do you like pancakes Yeah we like pancakes Do you like french toast Yeah we like french toast Dodododo can't wait to ge...

Don't wait too long, 'cause you never know about tomorrow [x2] Well, you can always buy the finest things in life But you can't buy precious time, no Don't wait...

It's after work You need a taste Go down to the store And get yourself a case Settle in your chair Kick off your shoes Call up your buddies And spread the news,...

[Whistle] - "We vow that neither the many bosses, the broken copiers, team Building exercises, or long, drawn out and stupid power-point Presentations (yeah) wi...

They don't know what they're missin', dippin' Waffles and pancakes and french toast, dippin' They don't understand, everyone's dippin' Dippin' It's outrageous D...

[Musical interlude] - "You guys hear what I hear?" - "It's the ice cream man!" - "Get some change, hurry, hurry, hurry We gotta go get some change" - "Okay, ok...

Grab your tennis shoes and your canoe and your old flat-top guitar You're fishing pole, your tent full of holes, and throw it in the Back of the car We're goin'...

A workin' man, he don't need a lot But he treasures those few things that he's got It's the same in the good times It's the same through the strife Good woman, ...

Dip [x20] You got to dip it! [x4] Dip [x5] You got to dip it! [x4] Dip [x7] it! Dip it (yeah! ) You've got to dip it [x2] You've got to dip-dip-dip-dip-oh yeah ...

We got great nachos At a great price We got great nachos At a great price Do you like cheese? Yeah! Do you like chips? Yeah! Then you'll like nachos At a great...

Hamster on a piano Hamster on a piano Hamster on a piano Eating popcorn on a piano Hamster on a piano Hamster on a piano Hamster on a piano Eating popcorn on a...

Yeah! I'm gonna write you a memo if you don't have a happy birthday (Yeah) I'll use a big red pen and punctuate it with a frowny face (Why not?) And if for even...

Yeah! [x4] If you wanna eat healthy, here's a place you can go No need to be rich, 'cause the prices are low Granola, and unsalted nuts A cool-on powder gonna f...

With his sack full of toys and a smile full of joy All the girls and boys scream, "Hooray for Santa Claus!" Through the dark of the night we won't be afraid Kno...

I've got better manners than you [x3] I've got better manners and you know it's true I've got better manners than you [x3] I've got better manners and you know ...

It's the greatest deal, the greatest deal, It's the greatest deal in the world Don't fool around or you might miss out This deal is the greatest, no doubt It'...

It's time for a snack Time for a snack Better go get a snack 'Cause it's time for a snack Yeah! Fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-Fritter ("Oh, yeah, bring on the fritter") Ah...

When you found out from your weather satellite There's a cold front and it's moving in tonight But you say it like it's gonna be alright And I believe you, I re...

All the clover's green and all the girls are pretty Every road you walk is paved in gold And every stone you kiss tastes just like the Blarney Stone When you're...

Come ride with us on a Double-Decker bus, London's calling Tea with the Queen at Buckingham Green, London's calling London's calling, London's calling, London's...

He's Marshy, the monster marshmallow Marshy, the monster marshmallow [x2] He's a two-stories high, an intimidating fellow Well Marshy was walking out in the wo...

More Blades! Better Shave! [x2] You tried it with one, but that was no fun Listen to me son, more blades better shave You tried it with two, but that just would...

When your car is too loud and you need some relief You're waking up the neighbors and they're giving ya grief When you drive down the streets people run and hid...

He's an old man, telling it like it is Yeah, he's an old man, just a telling it like it is All you young kids today You better listen to what he's gotta say 'Ca...

One donut a day and everything's gonna be okay Eat a donut a day and everything's gonna be a oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-kay (Doo doo doo doo doo, etc) Eat a donut a day and...

When your stomach is empty and you got the hunger awful Get yourself down to Pita City Falafel We've got garlic sauce, we've got tahini, Lettuce and onions read...

You've never had a pizza like this Sauce so delicious and crust that's so crisp Plenty of cheese and toppings galore Once you've had one slice you're gonna want...

Everybody scream for Hoops & Yoyo! Yell it like you mean it for Hoops & Yoyo! Make some ears bleed for Hoops & Yoyo! Hoops & Yoyo! Hoops & Yoyo! Yeah! Ah! Yeah...

I know a girl I promised her the world But she won't drink it down Unless it's sweet and brown No-no- Whoa-way-oh (way-oh) She likes Yoo-Hoo She likes Yoo-Hoo-o...

Baby You broke my heart It's like you hit me in the face with a soccer ball You hit me in the face with a soccer ball I said baby Oh you've broken my heart It'...

That ain't fresh [x2] Smells like a hot summer day in Bangladesh You may think you're doing fine but my friend you've crossed the line That ain't fresh [x2] Th...

Well Hoops & Yoyo were walkin' home When they saw this critter sittin' all alone And they said 'Hey there, you look like you need a friend' (Um, yes I do) Well ...

1-2-3, One Donut A Day, and everything will be ah-ah-ah-Ahhhhhh - "Hey guys, how's that album coming along?" - "Oh, not very good, Parry, we've got first song ...

3-2: Down at the mall is the one who's got it all The answer to my prayers, just two doors down from Sears I was surprised because they mostly hire guys She's t...

- "[sigh]" - "Hey, hey, Parry, what's the matter?" - "Yeah, Parry, hey, why so blue?" - "Well there was something I didn't tell you" - "What?" - "What?" - "Tell...

This is one hell of a truck [x2] It's a good old deal on a great set of wheels Now this is one hell of a truck, come on! This is one hell of a truck [x2] It's ...

This is the best burrito I've ever eaten Yum yum yum This is the best burrito I've ever eaten Yum yum yum With plenty of beans And plenty of cheese And plenty o...

Awwwwwwwww! This sale is gonna blow your mind This sale is gonna blow your little mind Hey, pretty lady, put your walkin' shoes on, and your big hooty-doo 'Caus...

Put on your shorts Unzip your racket Pull out your balls It's time to whack it, yeah Doo-doodlee-doo-doo It's time for tennis Doo-doodlee-doo-doo Grab on the h...

Early in the morning I'm out on the jo I've got a lot of work to do and I'll do it all by god Got mud on my wranglers and callous on my hand Lord I'm a truck dr...

Tuesday treat day (Yay! ) Such a lovely time (Yeah! ) Had yourself a cupcake (Mmmm! ) Got sprinkles on your side ("I do like to have sprinkles on the side") Spr...

Out-out-out-out-out-out-out-out-Outrageous! Outrageous! [x3] Out-out-out-out-out-out-out-out- Outrageous Too outrageous Super outrageous Totally outrageous I'm...

We're gonna kick your ass today, we're gonna kick your ass We're gonna make you wish that you'd never stepped on that grass We're gonna win, just wait and see, ...

Cell Why do I always get in the wrong line at the grocery store? She told me "Better take your Vitamin C at the grocery store" Don't it tear a whole in your hea...

Wiener dog Wiener dog How did you get so long Wiener dog Wiener dog Come listen to my song Wiener dog Wiener dog It's you that I adore How I love you wiener ...

Well you ain't never drank no soda like this one here No not in a million years And you ain't never tasted no flavor like a doo-wocka-doodly-doo No not in your ...

So tired, but you can't sleep You've been trying, but you just can't go Lines are open, but there's no hope Conversation, but there's no win (Order now lost 200...

Ba-ba-ba Beer Ba-ba Beer, You need a beer [x2] The boss man's always on your case Your husband or wife is in your face The kids are screamin' or your folks are...

Restless, you keep on turning, you keep on tossing all night long You can't sleep, you keep on coughing, you can't stop sneezing All night long This can't go on...

You smell good Like a magazine You smell good (oh, advertisements) Like a soda machine You know you smell really good Like Halloween You smell good (gimme that ...

- "You are-" - "You are- uh- you are what's the word? uh-" - "It's uh hello" You're so nice [x3] You remembered my birthday You bought me a donut ("Aww, that s...

You gotta have faith (gotta have faith) When you hold your hands up high You gotta have faith (gotta have faith) In the middle of July You gotta have faith (got...

She's a young girl talking about herself (You can't stop her) She's a young girl talking about herself (She keeps on talking) She's gonna break your heart And ...