Here's a nice ballad, like the six thousand others It's a love song again, it'll probably get covered No, the drums don't come in yet, that's in three bars time...

Del says "Sax solo by a busker pulled in at Waterloo Station, Obviously paid nowt, Thacher was in power remember !!!" I can't go out and socialise, people don...

You'll see my name on a street of stars But I can't cope now, with all the empty bars Well it's one step forward, three steps back, Your pockets empty, knife in...

Banned from the pubs get out of this place, banned from the pubs cos we don't like your face Banned from the pubs get out of that door, banned from the pubs or ...

When I see all those poxy posy mods, I want to beat up all the silly sods When I see them walking down the street, it makes me puke 'cos they look so neat Beat...

Gotta big mouth, your talking shit But you don't know you're saying it You're talking shit, all day long And all you say is always wrong You've got a big mouth...

I am here but where is she ? We were supposed to meet at three Now I'm soaking wet from the pouring rain, it looks like I've been blown out again Although I tr...

I am here but where is she ? We were supposed to meet at three Now I'm soaking wet from the pouring rain, it looks like I've been blown out again Although I tr...

Folks round here still remember him well, there's many a man with a story to tell Cos' that man Trapper and the things he did, made you forget about Billy the K...

Folks round here still remember him well, there's many a man with a story to tell Cos' that man Trapper and the things he did, made you forget about Billy the K...

We're busy doing nothing, working all day through, We're trying to find lots of things not to do We're busy going nowhere, isn't it such a crime ? We'd like to ...

You really haven't got a clue, you sit and watch your house burn down We don't need you to hang around, waiting for a break to make the same mistake You're jus...

You're a child molester from down town Get little kids and pull their pants down Put plastic bags upon their heads Suffocate them until they're dead Child Mole...

I'm gonna' tell you a lil' story now, about unrequited love There must be something better, there must be something more, There must be some good reason for lo...

The baby crawls, the baby growls, to all concerned in fits and snarls The baby burns, unbridled thoughts, to rise again above it all Yeah bow down to the dog s...

Planned down to the last detail, this one job that couldn't fail Broke in on the night before, one guard no trouble to the four Seven million on that day, and ...

Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead Elvis ha...

Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead Elvis ha...

Especially for you, I wanna let you know what I was going through All the times we were apart I thought of you You were in my heart, our love never changed, I s...

The news came in the post today, that changed his systematic ways His bank account is empty now, he's thrown away his marriage vows The Rat-Race has become too...

Well she stumbled into my life, with a bottle in her hand And when she spilt it all over my jeans, I fell to her command Oh ! I wanted to make her mine, though ...

Someone spiked your drink, you were feeling sick before That curry we had earlier, I think that meat was raw Where were you last night ?, I thought you meant t...

Fun love and money Don't want to sit on the sideline and stare at the skyline, just wanna' be free Need to, make a few headlines, just looking for good tim...

Standing in a crowded bar alone pissed out of my mind, "Hello baby, how are you ?", a voice came from behind I turn to see a tasty blonde but cannot work out wh...

The sick patch on the carpet, the night we drank too much The gravy stains on the Belling Stove, it misses the woman's touch The hair on the soap, the make-up i...

So you are giving up drinking, you've given up fun You're staying at home now, and getting things done So you've given up drinking, well that's up to you You kn...

You ate all my food, you spent all my money When I complained, you thought it was funny Well I've put up this, for far too long Well you slept in my bed, with a...

We turn up outside at the gig, there's people there the crowds are big, they stop you to ask and see, if you can get them in free Fivers in pockets they still t...

In a bar someplace right now, someone's going to start a row Just one more Scotch will do the trick, something in his brain will click Watch his friends start ...

Being with you, they call me the fool, they just don't know what love can do They say I've been used, lost and confused, they never see it the way I do I just ...

When I'm walking down the street, I like to find some shit, I like to tread in it When, I fart aloud, it makes me feel proud, When everyone looks 'round I lust...

All we wanna' do is have a good time, Then you went and took our hearts away And no-one ever asks us our opinion, no no, we don't get a say AM, FM all of that j...

What's it to be rich, does it tear you apart ? When all the girls are aboard, and your yacht won't start Does it piss you off, make you wanna cry ? You're so fu...

When yer chips have just gone cold, don't throw 'em in the bin like you've been told Chuck them down onto the floor, then tread them in so the mess looks more ...

Everywhere I go I'm first in line, don't need no money got lots of time Bottom of my list is tea with the mayor, got the key to the city, now you better beware ...

I've always played with fire since when I was quite young, and now I've joined a gang who share my type of fun Now schools and shops and houses are all down on ...

Buy, buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell, sell Buy, sell, buy, buy, FTSE's gone up Let's pop some corks, and fax New York Let's do lunch Talk, talk, talk, talk, e...

(If he's late) If he's late she starts to cry (She's got a list) She's got a list of things to buy (He can't go in ) He can't go in for social mixing (There's a...

Last night I was dreaming, I was locked in a prison cell When I woke up screaming, I was calling out your name And the judge and the jury, they all put the blam...

No more hearts, no more flowers No more stupid games of power No more lies, no more trust No more shameless nights of lust No love songs, no romance Not another...

I creep down alleys and peep thru blinds, I strangle and kill any children I find I like meeting people when they're dead, I take some of them back to bed I'm ...

You know those kids they get at school, they've got a motorbike they think they're cool They've got a moped for their sixteenth birthday, now you can hear them ...

The 80's brought a wave of greed, you all bought flats you didn't need You really thought you'd got it made, you fell into trap they laid Mr Mortgage, now you'...

We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You don't get this from any other guy And if you ask me how ...

Standing at the party talking to this bloke, he said he fancied me I thought it was a joke But when he tried to kiss me I thought it's time to hide, i'll go fin...

Heard there's a party in the town, so I've got me beer and Merrydown Got me bottles and me cans, gotta get in if I can No invitation, but it don't stop me, No ...

Heard there's a party in the town, so I've got me beer and Merrydown Got me bottles and me cans, gotta get in if I can No invitation, but it don't stop me, No ...

There was time (a time), I couldn't get you out of my mind (mind), And since the day you came and tried to take control of me There came a day (a day), I though...

So many questions in my head, who is this girl in my bed ? I don't know her she's someone new, got pissed last night but did I screw ? I, I don't know her name...

If you are feeling randy and want a screw, Oral Annie's the girl for you You want sex and she'll be there, on her back legs in the air Oral Annie, such good fu...

There's a certain bunch of kids in Peacehaven that we know, Cause destuction and chaos everywhere that they go Been labelled 'the wildkids' by the local press, ...

It don't matter who or where you are, if you're on a bus, train, cab or in a car If your nose needs picking then go ahead, don't flick the bogies eat them inste...

Well it's Friday night and the weekend's here, so let's start right with lots of beer I said "Hey gang let's hit the booze, hey gang give me some blues" 'cos I'...

I used to think that you were real clean, until I saw you in a magazine I always used to think that you were quite nice, but now I see that sex is your vice Pe...

Put your hand on your heart and tell me it's all over Put your hand on your heart, put your hand on your heart Well it's one thing to fall in love, but another...

Well you've heard this song before, and the chords are about to change It goes up to here, and then it goes down again Ooh! ooh! Rock'n'roll is shit Here come...

It's a cold cold morning, it's warm here in bed It's time to get up now, I think I'll stay here instead So I turn on the TV, with my big toe 'Cos i've got nothi...

I was down the local disco getting' off with this girl, things were going really good, going really well We was alone in a corner kissing and then I heard, this...

I was down the local disco getting' off with this girl, things were going really good, going really well We was alone in a corner kissing and then I heard, this...

Sitting in my easy chair, smoking a joint, ain't got a care I'm unheard, I'm unseen, chilling out watching TV She comes 'round with a gift for me, I'm feeling h...

In the early hours walking through the precinct, he's spent all his money and now he's real skint He sees the video thru' the Hi-Fi shop's doors, the beer in hi...

Last time in Germany A 5-1 victory This time it will be better still Hear the 3 Lions roar Every time England scores We'll take the World Cup from Brazil The ...

It's Sunday afternoon and I really need you, You're impossible to reach,what am I gonna do I need you here now 'coz I'm all on my own, I know I can't' reach you...

Drugs, I like to take 'em, they expand my mind Don't care what anyone says, we know that this is true It's up to us, not up to you Life, ain't gonna waste it, a...

As I stood in the lobby waiting for my key, I felt something strange happening to me I rushed up to my room and shut the door, the room was empty but I weren't ...

As I stood in the lobby waiting for my key, I felt something strange happening to me I rushed up to my room and shut the door, the room was empty but I weren't ...

As I stood in the lobby waiting for my key, I felt something strange happening to me I rushed up to my room and shut the door, the room was empty but I weren't ...

See those student wankers walking down the street, Their clothes so smart and clean, their hair well kept and neat Who wants to die with knowledge you can't use...

I'll tell you now in case you ain't heard, but I've just finished with my latest bird She said she loved me all that sloppy stuff, she worshipped my body she co...

I'm walking on fire, I'm painting the whole sky blue Can't control my desire, can't keep my hands off of you There's one thing I can't resist temptation Jung...

I'm a cowboy, I'm a man Sometimes it's hard to be true So when I'm feeling randy, and there's temptation handy I remember these ten deadly sins I'll be good to...

Whenever I need you, you give me such a run-around The moment I see you, you just put me down Even in front of all my friends, you just want to hurt me (hurt me...

He joins the gang as we leave the pub, we're off downtown to a niteclu And whereas usually we'd get in, we don't tonight 'cos we're with him We're miles from h...

He joins the gang as we leave the pub, we're off downtown to a niteclu And whereas usually we'd get in, we don't tonight 'cos we're with him We're miles from h...

Last night you talked about leaving, I said I can't let you go It's not just emotional feelings, you've got my money and blow You gave me one good reason to lea...

Toy boy, toy boy Everybody's talking, when they see me walking, with this little boy of mine He's my play thing and I love him, I dress him up looking fine He ...

Over the hills we go my dear, to my house which is near It's a little house with red curtained windows, and a fireplace with red gloving cinders There I'm gonna...

Trapper ain't got a bird and we all ain't suprised, 'cos he's really shit ugly and he's got four eyes He aint got big muscles, he's got no hairy chest, He has t...

Going down with me cans, gonna get in if I can Going down, getting pissed, got my invite, it's my fist Meet Simon at the pub, and buy twenty blues Stop at the ...

Oh yeah, you've been to India, where you took some drugs Well do you think I care ? Oh yeah, you've been to the States New York to LA you had it all on a plate ...

When a cops gonna nick yer, when yer dad's gonna hit yer When the bird you're with is rough, when you can't drink enough Up yer bum, up yer bum, up yer bum, up...

Godess on a mountain top Burning like a silver flame Summit of beauty and love And Venus was her name She's got it, yeah baby she's got it Well I'm in Venus, I...

Ooh ! ooh ! ooh ! Maggie T******* do you screw ?, do you go to bed with a bloke between your legs ? I want you 'coz vicars w**k too Ooh! ooh! ooh! Princess A***...

Ooh ! ooh ! ooh ! Maggie T******* do you screw ?, do you go to bed with a bloke between your legs ? I want you 'coz vicars w**k too Ooh! ooh! ooh! Princess A***...

We've been sitting in the pub thinking of new songs to play we rip off so many so we gotta write some our own way We're too drunk to play,we're to drunk to play...

Here we are with goodbye in our eyes, we're running out of reasons to try The leaves of change have fallen down with both of us wondering why We're all alone bu...

You've been thrown out of the pub and your walking down the street, you feel a bit hungry and you wanna bite to eat You go into the Wimpy but that's your BIG mi...

You've been thrown out of the pub and your walking down the street, you feel a bit hungry and you wanna bite to eat You go into the Wimpy but that's your BIG mi...

The dead have risen from the graves, movements slow, a vacant gaze Living human flesh satisfies, no emotions showing in their eyes Born to die but not to rest,...