Something has gone wrong We're losing all our rights Everyone is blind Everything has changed Moving every day Towards a police state Secret government Will tak...

Plastic people with plastic lives They think they're so civilized I think that they're full of shit They can suck my fucking dick Who cut your hair? Where'd you...

I love you but I fuck your friends I love you but I fuck your friends I love you but I fuck your friends At the same time All at once We have fun We clusterfuck...

Dead dogs, dead dogs, dead dogs in my garage I got dead dogs, dead dogs, dead dogs in my garage Dead dogs, dead dogs, dead dogs in my garage I got dead dogs, de...

I am incapacitated Mentally incarcerated I would be fucking elated If I were decapitated Wanna be decapitated Thinking's way too complicated It just makes me ir...

Never mind the painful cries Just ignore her many lies Let her rest when she passes out While she's awake, let her shout Quickly pour her another cup Hold her h...

Funeral crashing tonight-alright Drive right in and fight-let's fight Knock 'em over the head-the head Haul away their dead We got him in a hefty bag Don't be s...

Flannel Seattle Flannel Seattle I left my flannel in Seattle I left my flannel in Seattle Wanna go to Seattle and get some flannel Wanna go to Seattle and get s...

They all got fucking Birkenstocks It's fifty fucking degrees out Soome of them don't wear shoes at all At Haight and Ash you'll find them all Fucking hippies ma...

I was walking home from school one day When I saw Danny standing there I tried to show him my dirty underwear He showed me his and nothing would compare And he ...

Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck shit Fuck Shit-for-brains asshole dickweed all right You're a motherfucker and I hate you Fuck shit hell damn shit fuck Fuck you f...

They all got fucking Birkenstocks It's fifty fucking degrees out Soome of them don't wear shoes at all At Haight and Ash you'll find them all Fucking hippies ma...

Dickhead CHORUS My name is Dickhead I ain't no inbred I got a shaved head Dickhead I'm only 13 I got a mohawk I'm gonna floor you And I live in Portland CHORUS ...

I'm only fifteen and I got a gun Mommy and daddy had better run I'm only fifteen and I got a gun Time to go out and shoot a nun Coldhardsteelpink! CHORUS She's ...

La la, primitive enema La la, primitive enema I've been sitting on the pot all fucking day I've read all my magazines-twice! I gotta get on with my fucking life...

This is a story about the last time I was hangin' out underneath the freeway overpass on Gauer just north of Yucca I was standing there minding my own business ...

I woke up at 3 am I had to run to the can I whipped it out but couldn't pee I've been infected with yeast We didn't know we didn't know That yeast would make it...

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Yesterday I met you Stars were out Sky was blue And I knew I wanted to Be with you I would always laugh At everything you'd say I always thought our love Would...