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Here is Monday seems like Friday Happened just the other day Tuesday came for Friday morning Then it started up again What would I do Monday's through Nothing s...

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Mikey got with Sharon Sharon got Sharee she was sharing Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist they were all in...

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I woke up this morning On the wrong side of bed I had a knife in my back And I put it back in Oh my God I was dead I hope I get to sleep tonight I never can I'v...

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I could have a real good time if I had a gun I know, well I know The things I do and say And if I did not have no gun well I know, I know I've got a knife Well,...

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I'm not the world's most intelligent guy Sometimes I just sit, and wonder why It takes a lot of money and a telephone Rock me baby, rock me baby, all night long...

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true Jerry lee lewis was the devil Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet All of a sudden, I foun...

Mikey was a little boy He loved to watch the clouds He was born to fly Mikey joined the Navy His father was quite proud Mother never wanted it that way He got ...

I was looking for the main line And I was, working through a friend of mine But I, couldn`t seem to find the time, What do they know about love? What do they kn...

Now, this here story is the story of John Exczeuter Muthor Smoke, And it's for his Mom, it's about his Mom, Its about the Chicken Ranch they had in Southern Uta...

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[A man and woman speaking in French] Goodbye benediction Goodbye gasoline Goodbye paranoia Goodbye sleeze [Again speaking in French] Goodbye Hari Kirshna It'...

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Well, I don't know what Well, I don't know who I don't know where or when Well, I don't know him And I don?t know they Well, I don't know thick or thin Landing...

Mikey got with Sharon, Sharon got Sheriee She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist They were all ...

I was born out my momma ass, Well, I'm as blind as can be, I brought my first shotgun, By the age of three, Said, Fine whiskey and women, oh, By the time that I...

Who made trophies/chopsticks out of dogshit? Women naked, children scream Who got/took pictures of a head wound/Abraham? We all beg/plaid for a magazine/America...

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"Sea Ferring" -- the Butthole Surfers His life as strange as it seems It lies on it's side and screams And nothing is quite what it Dreams when it walks PLays ...

[In a sophisticated voice] That's the deal [Screaming irrationally] I keep seeing cloth in my mirror Which one? My stomach hurts so bad I could die I'm movin...

Something she said to me last night, Something she said to me I saw the sunrise over my daddy's grave And I ate some rice and cheese today Something she said to...

Daddy? Yes, son What does regret mean? Well son, the funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than to Regret something tha...

Naked man, Naked man Passing through Naked land Naked man, Naked man In the sand where is your hand Naked man, Naked man, please go back to Naked land So I'm so...

I don't know just how it started A week I covered up of the sky high His body and his mind had parted You can see it happen in his eyes I don't know just what t...

Thrown like a star in my vast sleep I open my eyes to take a peep To find that I was by the sea Gazing with tranquillity 'Twas then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man Cam...

AHHHHThe Lord is a monkey Thanksgiving's coming on the Fourth of July In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye Well she come from out west on a nickel's w...

But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave! There's a time to shit and a time for God, The last shit that I took was pretty fuckin' odd! There's a time for drugs...

I love the girls and the money and the shame of life My shallow mind is just a sign of your game of life There were girls in the front There were girls in the b...

[Spoken] On behalf of Dr Timothy Leary; in association with the legions of illuminated social rejects; and as an influential administrator and creator of musica...

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When I reach into my pocket That's where I lose control yeah There's a panther in my tree now And as you heard roar Get out of my life, get out my girlfriend Be...

We had time and so did I time and time again Shook our clothes into the river never lost a friend Simple times they came in t-shirts help me move the sand In my...

To Parter And all the sailors who were junkies All went sailing out to sea And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeys And they all died high up in the tre...

I can?t believe it, Talking to people, That cowboys and indians, Are taking control It really was a wild one, But somebodys coming A lot of fast people Would fa...

To Parter And all the sailors who were junkies All went sailing out to sea And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeys And they all died high up in the tre...

Ever fall above with a line Ever fall above with a line Ever felt your gun for the trigger Ever fell so fast you could die Got to be at least 500 inches Cubic i...

When criminals in this world appear, And break the laws that they should fear, And frighten all who see or hear, The call goes out both far and near, For Underd...

1, 2, 3, 4 Everybody all come running Why do they run it so Downtown up around they go Downtown it's a run around, run around Downtown it's an up town run aroun...

(and you know exactly when this thing--) are are we recording this right now? stop this tape! stop it, because jimmy is gonna kick i want you to know that jimmy...

Peace I hate to lie 'Cause I hate Hell All my peculiars I had a dream last night 'Cause it looked just like a dream I had a dream last night But it looked unli...

And all the sailors who were junkies All went sailing out to sea And the white man sold qualopes to the monkeys And they all died high up in the trees And all t...

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