• A Gi-What
  • A Giant Step From TV Special
    I took a giant step! I'm mighty proud of me Today, I am the man I had to be Those apron strings at last are cut It's like I grew some wings And flew out of my O...
  • A Mother Doesnt Matter Anymore From TV Special
    spoken] So, it's come at last At last it's come, the day I knew would come at last has come, at last My sonny-boy doesn't need me any longer Well, what are you ...
  • Baby Talk To Me
    Albert: Talk To me, baby, won't you talk to me I don't care what you say Baby, talk to me Must you to be oh so far away from me It seems so wrong this way Talk ...
  • Bye Bye Birdie From The Movie
    Opening] Kim: Bye Bye Birdie I'm gonna miss you so; Bye Bye Birdie, Why'd you have to go? No more sunshine, It's followed you away; I'll cry Birdie, Till you're...
  • Honestly Sincere
    Girl: Speak to us, oh beautiful one, tell us how you make that glorious sound, that even now an anticipation of it has reduced me to a snarling, raging, panting...
  • How Lovely To Be A Woman
    When you're a skinny child of fourteen, Wide with braces from ear to ear, You doubt that you will ever be appealing Then Hallelujah! You are fifteen And the bra...
  • Hymn For A Sunday Evening
    Me on the Ed Sullivan show? Ed Sullivan Me, Henry McAfee appearing with Ed Sullivan Ed-Ed Sullivan Ed-Ed-Sullivan Ah Ah Ed Sullivan Ed Sullivan Ed Sullivan Ed-E...
  • Kids
    Kids! I don't know what's wrong with these kids today! Kids! Who can understand anything they say? Kids! They a disobedient, disrespectful oafs! Noisy, crazy, d...
  • Kids Reprise
    Kids! I don't know what's wrong with these kids today! Kids! Who can understand anything they say? Kids! They are so ridiculous and immature! I don't see why an...
  • Lets Settle Down From TV Special
    Can't shake that dream of you and me in some little town If you'd shape up, We'd settle down, Leave the mess and the stress Of big city livin', Trade that grabb...
  • Lot Of Livin To Do
    Birdie: There are chicks just ripe for some kissin' And I mean to kiss me a few! Then those chicks don't know what they're missin', I got a lot of living to do!...
  • Normal American Boy
    Reporter: He's coming! He's coming! Conrad Birdie is coming! Hey Conrad, how about answering a few questions? How do you feel about joining in the Army? Albert:...
  • One Boy
    Kim: One boy One special boy One boy to go with And talk with And walk with Kim and Girls: One boy That's the way it should be Yeah, yeah! That's the way it sho...
  • One Last Kiss
    Conrad Birdie: Oh, one last kiss, Give me one last kiss, It never felt like this, No, never felt like this, You know I need your love Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, give me on...
  • Overture
    Girls: We love you Conrad Oh yes we do We love you Conrad And will be true When you're not near us We're blue Oh, Conrad, we love you We love you Conrad! We lov...
  • Put On A Happy Face
    Gray skies are gonna clear up, Put on a happy face; Brush off the clouds and cheer up, Put on a happy face Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy, It's not your st...
  • Rosie
    Albert: I was never crazy for flowers, I confess that nothing left me colder; I could watch a daisy for hours And all I'd feel was sev'ral hours older! Lilacs a...
  • Spanish Rose
    Rosie: I'm just a Spanish tamale according to Mae Right off the boat from the tropics far far away Which is kind of funny Since where I come from is Allentown, ...
  • The Telephone Hour
    Hi, Nancy! -Hi, Helen! What's the story, morning glory? What's tale, nightingale? -Tell me quick about Hugo and Kim! -Hi, Margie! -Hi, Alice! What's the story, ...
  • What Did I Ever See In Him
    Rosie: Eight years, eight years, That's how long I've wasted on him! That's all, I'm through Albert dear, to put it sweetly, To hell with you! What did I ever s...