Met a girl the other day At the flea market I said Hey, what's up? She looked at me and then she smiled and so I ran away I hope that she'll be here when I get ...

I just wanna be the only one to tell you Which way, We're going now It's not fair, Don't listen, To anything they've got to say I can't be everything, but I can...

Charlie's got a chronic case of Taking his work home Cleans up garbage all day long All the while he moans When they hear his truck coming The young kids run an...

Greyhound Big Bus Peter Pan Peanut Butter Sandwich Lots Of Meat What I Got What a treat So lets all play the connection game It's fun and it makes no sense...

I can't think, of anything, That I would rather spend my time with It's always, so refreshing, To know I've got a special friend right here Like a beacon, alway...

There's no reason to do it and you shouldn't even try What's the point, do you really wanna die? You hit the water when you're going 35 Like Reggie Perrin you h...

Walking home alone from school Staring at the ground He's got these feelings deep inside But somehow he cant realize That he's a loser Nobody likes him He's a ...

I wanna be a boy 'Cause right now I'm a girl I wanna be a boy 'Cause right now I'm a girl I wanna be a boy 'Cause right now I'm a girl I wanna be a boy 'Cause r...

Johnny had a dog, but he had no friends, He always tried to stay with the latest trends Like crying all the time and wearing depends But that trend was just in ...

I went to the store the other day Asked my best friend bob To come with me I said lets buy some cereal He said why not I got some time What exactly did you hav...

Turning 17 you come into yourself You start finding out that you need someone else You'll take anyone that even looks your way That's a thing that we call promi...

Spoken: Band talking unintelligible…… Shhhhhhh…… Guys! What, what? Quiet down the CD's about to start…… I know silly……… Music Starts: SEXY HEROES IN TRANSIT… S...

Looking down on me Like I was nothing Treating me like crap They walk all over me Leaving me with scars That'll never go away Cause I'm a Tennis Court And I've...

Kiss you, I wanna kiss you Kiss you, I wanna kiss you Kiss you, I wanna kiss you Kiss you, I wanna kiss you I really wanna kiss you, I really wanna kiss you I ...

Let me tell ya a little story about a guy nobody knows He's the one wearing green with a baseball cap An underrated Itie, if I ever saw one He can kick your ass...

I dont know I dont know What he's gonna do Or how he's gonna do it He might be just maybe Cutting me in half oh that'll be a blast yeah I don't care as long as...

I wanna wake up, but I don't wanna wake up next to you I wanna wake up, but I don't wanna wake up next to you I know that there's been times Times where I've b...

Waking up and staring at the ceiling Every day starts out the same And I'm getting sick and tired Two o'clock and nothings been accomplished Got and aching in m...

Don't know what to say About my special friend Got a tiny little yellow beak And a big bald head And I will take him out We'll go for a walk In fact he'll waddl...

We set out sailing on the seven seas To plunder and pillage anything we pleased The loyal members of this scurvy crew Did exactly what the captain wanted us to ...

Went down to the kitchen to get myself a knife It's not to butter my bread, oh no it's for my wife The other day I saw her banging my neighbour Mitch I don't li...

He was born in a dojo Down on 24th street The son of an asian man Well he was adopted But they still taught him karate And a little guitar My name Is Rick I am...

I go out, every night, Looking for a girl to treat me right I take em back, to my place, To only get a slap right in the face I gotta try, something new, Say ba...

I always wanted to be A fire fighting man Driving my big red truck And saving peoples lives I always wanted to be An aboriginee Playing the didjereedoo And hun...

I'm an accident oh I'm an accident oh I'm an accident Oh No I'm an accident oh I'm an accident oh I'm an accident And I don't care When my mother told me I wa...

When I was young I'd wonder what I'm gonna do I have no talent, I can't even tie my shoe I am a waste of air a regular bum But I don't need no school I'm happy ...