- Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale, Stout
I Went down the local pub the other night A pint of mild there in me sight Up approached a southern geezer he Said "Have a Bacardi Breezer" I said I hope your j...
- Chippy Tea
Well it's the end of the working week and I'm rushing back home quick I'm starving I'm fair klempt tha knows I could eat a butter brick I need stodgy food witho...
- Dolby 51
Well I've always been the first round here To have the latest gadgets and the bestest gear Me tele were the biggest of them all But the bloke who lived next doo...
- Ebay 'Eck
Deidre were the name of my first wife And she really were the true love of my life But she ran off with me best mate Jim and I really do miss him 'cos we used g...
- He's Turned Emo
My mate Jeff I've known him for years He loves his Madonna and his Britney Spears But then one day I noticed a change We went all moody and he didn't look the s...
- I Met A Girl On Myspace
Oh I got myself a myspace page It really is the best I logged into it the tother day It said new friend request It were from a lass in lancashire her page had l...
- Sat Nav
Every since I got behind the wheel The sensation that I always feel When for searching for ale Or that next meal And driving mile on mile It's into gear and awa...
- Shopmobility Scooter
In 2004 I read a letter in the star It were about a german market in the town They were sellin fancy cheese an meet, an continentil wine An the author of the le...
- The Firewall Song
Oh eye I know broadbands cheap but you're cheaper Listen to this You were up all night on t'internet downloading naughty films but theres one vital thing you di...
- This Lancashire Town
I bloomin' love Lancashire me I were born here, I were raised here And I thought I were gonna die here That's until work come to me and said We got a new plant ...