• Boot-XXXM
  • Booty Call
    I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine Mum said lights off but they're still on at half nine There's nothing gay bout doing nails and doing hair There's...
  • Daddy
    A babies born in 1987 Into a family of love and care His mummy treats him like a gift from heaven His daddy shows him how to style his hair A few years later i...
  • Down
    Ya out with your friends Pull up in your mums Mercedes benz Looking super cool Step out of your ride you got it all But that's when you close the door And your...
  • E.T Parody
    He's got a dirty mind, he's full of milky rays He's tryna shoot his space-gun at uranus Unreliable, he's messy got bad eating habits He's so fucked up-up-up-up ...
  • Fashion Innit
    Fashhhhiooon! OK! Rip my jeans, it's fashion innit! Roll up my sleeves, it's fashion innit! Knee high leathers, it's fashion innit! Whaaaat? It's fashion inni...
  • Friends For Never
    One day we're friends forever Next day we're friends for never Who say – you say – we're best friends I say – he say – till the end Our friendships like a slic...
  • House Party
    We are the TMB party It's election time for an election rhyme, Vote for us and you'll be just fine We'll welcome you with a cheese and wine, Or kill you kids i...
  • Just Another Boyband
    I see you baby, doin' the dance that I saw on the TV (Doin' your dance, I wonder what's goin' on in your pants) You know me baby, if I sing my song you're bound...
  • Lez Be Friends
    If a girl wont come round (She must be a lesbian) Or turns me down (She must be a lesbian) If she don't like me (She must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightl...
  • Ninjas
    I'm a ninja Of the dance floor I got a craving for whatevers yours I'm a fucking ninja Of the dance floor I do the things that you can't ignore Are you a ninja!...
  • Pizza In Ibiza
    We're going to Ibiza, It's just like England with sun There's lots of English people Having English fun If you don't leave home much This is the place to be We...
  • The Dance Routine
    It's the year of the beast Again! ha-ha Dance crew, dance crew, dance crew, dance crew We're a dance crew, what you gonna do? My name is Andrew-Francis-Wakely...
  • Tik Tok
    (Feat Julius Isidro) Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse(here we go) Grab my breezer, I'm out the door I'm gonna be really loud(Lets go) Cuz I don't...
  • Walk With Us Skit
    (Stefan) Hey, Ash! Do you know what we're going to do today? (Ashley) No, Stef! What are we going to do today? (Stefan) I have no idea! Let's go wherever our ...
  • Wands
    I'm Gary potter, You haven't heard of me (no) You may of seen my bro in the Potter Octology (what?) That's eight films you know, I'm quite smart But that didn't...
  • XXXMas Buddies
    I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More t...