When every dream you've had, Has gone from good to bad, Get a move on Go with the flow When every road you choose, Gives the loser's blues, Get a move on Go wit...

It's not easy bein' green Having to spend each day The color of the leaves When I think it could be nicer Bein' red or yellow or gold Or something much more col...

feat John Denver Twelve Days of Christmas Lyrics On the first day of Christmas, My true love sent to me A partridge in a pear tree On the second day of Christm...

"Be Kind" Be kind to your neighborhood monsters For they are not as scarry as they seem If you see one scaddeling Down the lane or paddeling Up the stream Don't...

A Bert and Ernie Singalong Ernie Bert [Watery sounds] Yanky Doodle went to town A-riding on his pony Ahhh, I love taking my bath, peace and Quiet, all alone [k...

Another Bert and Ernie Singalong [The arrowed lines are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR fast enough ] > [E walks in with pot and plops it on...

Life is full of sweet surpises Everyday's a gift The sun comes up and i can feel it lift my spirit Fills me up with laughter, fills me up with song I look into ...

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy (Poor ...

Now what starts with the letter "C"? "Cookie" starts with "C"! Let's think of other things that starts with "C"! Uh Uh Who cares about da other things?! (CH...

Paul Williams/Kenny Ascher Dr Teeth: Ohhh yeah! Whooo! Everybody's lover, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my p...

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up She...

sometimes I have trouble falling asleep but it´s not so bad (ernie Im trying to sleep) I don´t worry and I don´t weep (uhh) infact Im glad beacuse I get up of ...

When I was just a little girl My momma used to tuck me into bed And she read me a story It always was about a princess in distress And how a guy would save her ...

I used to think that I was just a no-count I used to think that I would get no where But then I learned that when I'm feelin' low down I'm back up on my feet if...

Dreaming of someone, As gentle as the dew Graceful as a someone can be Dreaming of someone, And feeling very blue, Because I know that someone isn't me And how ...

We've found the way, To live on easy street No more troubles No more cares and woes Oh, happy day! It's made our lives complete 'Cause easy is the only way to g...

Every day the world begins again Sunny skies or rain Come and follow me Every sunrise shows me more and more So much to explore Come and follow me Every morning...

Well they threw us in a cage and there's no key We gotta find a way that we can get free There's just one thing that might be found Gotta rock this joint till t...

Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace There's no carpet on the floor Don't try to order dinner There's no kitchen anymore But if the road's been kinda bumpy And ...

I'm always here I'm never there I'm never, ever anywhere Excepting here, 'cause here is where I'm in But when I go from here to there, My here comes with me eve...

Will I always be there for you? When you need someone, Will I be that one you need? Will I do all my best to, to protect you? When the tears get near your eyes ...

Jeff Moss Baby Rowlf at piano Baby Piggy: No matter what life may bring, No matter what I may do, Be sure of one special thing I'm gonna always be loving you Te...

When I was just a little bitty trash heap Mama told me Child there's something you should know (you should know): Everybody's got to have a special dream that...

There's a story going round And it started long ago And everyone keeps telling it In places high and low And because my heart is weary I really want to know Is ...

Listen to Convincing John And all your troubles will be gone He's gonna tell it spell it sell it Just for you Now then listen to me Fraggles Give your Fraggle...

Movin' right along in search of good times and good news, With good friends you can't lose, This could become a habit! Opportunity knocks once let's reach out a...

Give me one and give me two, Cover me with muck and goo Give me three and give me four, Cover me with guck and gore One, two, muck and goo, Down my sock and in ...

[Kermit] Ladies and Gentlemen, Its The Muppet Show! [Muppets] Its time to play the music Its time to light the lights Its time to meet the muppets on the Mup...

It's time to start the music It's time to light the lights It's time to time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. It's time to put on makeup It's ti...

Headed down the road I'm going round and round Walking through the light and through the free and easy land All I want to know is how the world goes round All I...

I can almost see a world of harmony Music in the air, Friendship everywhere, Ties of love uniting you and me I can almost see a world of harmony Peace and love ...

You're made of rags, And scraps and tags, And no one thinks you're real And when you go, They'll never know, The loneliness I feel Dance with me, My ragtime que...

Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side? Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and rainbows have nothing to hide So we've be...

Jeda Mías Miss Piggy: (spoken): Kermie--do oí remembré the opinión nombré? Kermit: You mean Loó ata me, herré I amé Regata haré I balón I ése hato cacé comían b...

Get some wire and some glue 'Cause we know what to do Gonna build a rocket to the stars We'll use our toys, it's got to fly real far Pack up my flashlight, some...

Cold moon, Lonely as can be, Sailing where the starlight fades to blue Don't you, Sometimes feel like me, Wish the friends you dream about were true? And they w...

Saying goodbye, going away Seems like goodbye's such a hard thing to say Touching a hand, wondering why It's time for saying goodbye Saying goodbye, why is it s...

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling Ring-ting-tingling too Out here it's lovely weather for a Bear and a snowman like you Out here the snow is falling and Fri...

"My birthday!" -Boober "Yea!" -Red "Happy birthday, Boober!" -Fraggles "Let's have a party!" -Gobo The birthday gifts, Are on their way, We can have a super hol...

Paul Williams There was a time when I was sure That you and I were truly one That our future was forever And would never come undone And we came so close to bei...

Paul Williams, Kenny Ascher It starts when we're kids A show-off in school Makin' faces at friends You're a clown and a fool Doin' prat-falls and bird-calls An...

I don't care what they say 'Cause I know where to find my way It won't be the way they said to go 'Cause I'm not like they say I just want to find my own way I'...

I'll get information and speculation for the exploration it's true And the expectations of the operation are very high But the motivation for the perpetration i...

Every place I go, No one seems to know Everything is always the same Still I need to trust, In the best of us Can't we change the rules of the game? It's time f...

Jeff Moss Kermit whistling Kermit: Do, do, do, do, da da da, doo da do do do (etc) Together again Gee, it's good to be together again I just can't imagine that ...

Haul out the holly We're getting home so we can start to celebrate Fill up the stockings We may be rushing things but we can hardly wait now For we need a litt...

Well when I'm wembling west I take the friend I like best So we can wemble wemble wemble side by side And when we're wembling south We stick our feet in our ...

Well you can go take a bath Figure out math Eat a Doozer tower on the garden path But you can't do that No, no, no, you can't do that No you can't do any of tha...

"Are those who are about to receive their helmets present?" - The Architect We are, we are, we are "Are the witnesses present?" - The Architect We are, we are...