Parody of Bigger Than the Beatles by Joe Diffie (J Anderson/S Dukes), Chicksaw Roan Music (ASCAP)/Emdar Music (ASCAP)/Texas Wedge Music (ASCAP)/Timbuck One Musi...

Cledus T Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP) He-he-he-he-he lets see here nowonenine hunderd Hm-hm-hm ...

Parody of "Yes" by Chad Brock (Stephony Smith/Jim Collins/Chad Brock) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd/Chris "P Cream" Clark Hey everybody welcome out tonight hope ...

A parody of "19 Somethin" (written by Chris duBois and David Lee recorded by Mark Wills) New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T Judd and Christopher Clark (recordi...

Ive got socks dryin' in the microwave hair on my back I dont plan to shave I got the house to myself while the wife's away I'll be rockin all night! I think I'...

Parody of "A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie (Max T Barnes/T W Hale) Curb Songs/Kinetic Diamond II/Rob 'N Reily/Songs Of Peer, Ltd/Gramily Music Publishing (AS...

Parody of "All I Want For Christmas Is Two Front Teeth" Donald Yetter Gardner New lyrical adaptation by Chris Clark Wamer Bros Inc (ASCAP) UHH CHORUS All I wan...

I was sitting there, with my fork in hand Staring at my lousy ravioli can As she walked right in and said to me Is there any way that I can make your day comple...

Parody of "Breathe" by Faith Hill (Holly Lamar/Stephanie Bentley) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd/Chris "P Cream" Clark/Jeff Carter SSSHHH I can smell the onions fl...

(Cledus T Judd/Stephanie Bentley/Jeff Carter/Holly Lamar/Christopher Clark) I can smell the onions floating in the air Must be something that you ate I can't i...

Parody of Cadillac Style by Sammy Kershaw (M Peterson), Ray Stevens Music (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd, Billy Lawson, and Mike Curtis, La-Po Music (BMI)/So...

Parody of "This Kiss" by Faith Hill (BN Chapman/R Lerner/A Roboff) Almo Music Corp (ASCAP)/Warner Timberlane(BMI)/Macy Place Music (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus ...

Parody of Mama DOn't Get Dressed Up For Nothing by Brooks & Dunn (Kix Brooks/Don Cook/Ronnie Dunn, Sony/ATV Tunes LLC dba Cross Keys Publishing/Showbilly Music ...

Cledus T Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC) It's Thursday night down at Taco Mac It's like a can of sardines the way the place is p...

Parody of The Devil Went Down To Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band (J CrainC DanielsWHaywardJ Marshall) Cabin Fever Music (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd and Ch...

Parody of The Devil Went Down To Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band (J Crain/C Daniels/WHayward/J Marshall) Cabin Fever Music (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd and...

(Cledus T JuddTommy CrainTaz GregorioCharlie DanielsFred EdwardsCharlie HaywardJim Marshall) Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin for a car to steal He w...

Jim Beavers-Brett Beavers-Mike Waldron Skronk Bonk Tunes adnim by MCS Music America Inc (BMI)/Sony/ATV Songs LLC a/b/a Tree Publishing Company (BMI)/Barefoot Ta...

Songwriter: Judd, Cledus T. Now, we all know the pride of Hazzard County, Bo and Luke Uncle Jesse, and let's not forget Miss Daisy Duke Rosco, don't you know, ...

Parody of Ordinary Life by Chad Brock (Connie Harrington/Bonnie Baker), Magnolia Hill Music (ASCAP) (A division of McSpadden-Smith Music LLC) New lyrics & musi...

Parody Of Did I Shave My Legs For This? by Deana Carter (Deana Carter/Rhonda Hart) PolyGram (ASCAP)/Door Number Two Music (ASCAP)/Miller Moo (BMI) New lyrics by...

(Cledus T Judd/Deana Carter/Rhonda Hart) A Mason jar full of shine; a CD of LeAnn Rimes Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight Now here I stand, with my ...

Parody of "Only In America by Brooks & Dunn (Kix Brooks/Don Cook/Ronnie Rogers) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd/Chris "P Cream" Clark (U-S-A CHANT) They never sho...

Robert Ellis Orrall/Dennis Amcro EMI April Music Inc/TKids Music controlled by EMI April Music Inc (ASCAP)/Dennis Amoco Music (ASCAP) MINISTER I'd like to welc...

In case you ever wanted to find my home You frowned and said "Well the dang law should arrest ya" This old house keeps falling apart So I went down to the local...

(James Beavers/Steven Beavers/Barry Poole) Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a mess, My wife run off with my TV set, Didn't bother me none that she had to go, 'Cept I...

With so much drama in the L-B-C It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G But I, somehow, some way Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day May I, ...

She's been playin' them low life honky tonks for thirty years in Texas She's sick and tired of all them Reba songs they keep requestin' She's about to lose her ...

"be vewwy quiet were hunting sumpting" Me and harold mufort where out doors men, Set in our back-woods ways Both members of the huntin' club, both active in the...

Parody of "Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks (Dennis Linde) EMI Blackwood Music, Inc on behalf of itself and Rising Gorge music (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd/Ch...

Randy Brooks Kris Publishing/Elmo Publishing admin by Integrated CopyrightGroup Inc (SESAC) Well a couple of good friends of mine Elmo and Patsy Wrote me and s...

Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy (R Brook), Kris Publishing Co/Elmo Publishing (SESAC) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd and Bruce Burch, ...

Christopher Clark, Of Music (ASCAP) HANKENSTEIN Midnight in Montgomery Full moon shining on a shack For a country music legend is about to be brought back Cle...

Richard Fagan-Chris Clark At the Christmas pot luck dinner At the Holy Roller Hall They don't allow no drinkin Of any alch-ee-hol So my Aunt Hazel makes a juic...

They talk way too much Spend music way to little And what they usually play Aint really all that great Whats up DJ Seems all you play Each and every day When I ...

Bruce Burch/Freddie Weller/Cledus T Judd, Foray/Caretaker Music (BMI)/Young World Music, Inc (BMI)/Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC) Been together four years and hav...

Richard Fagan/Joe Collins, Of Music, Inc (ASCAP/Life's A Pitch/Joe Collins Music (ASCAP)/Foray Music administered by EMI Music (SESAC) Hey hoe come on lets go ...

Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon) Tokeco Tunes/Wacissa River Music (admin by MRBI) (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd/Ch...

We got owners, favorite drivers, Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner And we got rookies, advertisers, Like uhhh let's say: Havoline, Target, Sharpie, Caterpillar,...

A Parody of "I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool" (Written by Kye Flemming and Dennis Morgan, recorded by Barbara Mandrell) New lyrical adaptation by Cledus ...

Well me and Bobby Ray was goin down to a pickup joint just outside of town, You know a metting market, where you pick up chicks Well knowing Bobby Ray as i do, ...

Parody of I'm Not In Here For Love by Shania Twain (S Twain/R Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd and Chris Clark...

Bill Whyte/Cledus T Judd/Chris "P Cream" Clark Steve Ivey Music (ASCAP)/Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc (SESAC) Every time a country awards show comes...

Parody of Any Man Of Mine by Shania Twain (S Twain/R Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd and Cris Clark, La-Po Mu...

(Chris Clark/Cledus T Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain) If Shania was mine, wouldn't be proud of me, Couldn't hardly blame her 'cos I'm so durned ugly But on our...

(Performed by Waite Gaines and Patricia Earwood) Parody of "In Another's Eyes" by Garth Brooks/Patricia Yearwood (Bobby Wood/John Peppard/G Brooks) Rio Bravo M...

Parody of Indian Outlaw by Tim McGraw (Laudermilk/Barnes/Simmons) Edge O'Woods Music Corp (ASCAP) Acuff-Rose MusicGreat Cumberland Music (BMI New lyrics by Cle...

Parody of "It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt (Darrell Scott) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd/Chris "P Cream" Clark/Rich Fagan/DarinGardner I got my soc...

(Cledus T Judd/Christopher Clark/Rich Fagan/Darin Gardner) "Mm, mm, mm, mm You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches" "I'm gonna miss you too, bub" "N...

Parody of Jackson by Johnny Cash (G Rogers/E Weeler), Bexhill Music Corp (ASCAP)/Quarter Music Inc (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus T judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Mu...

Parody of "Just Another Day In Paradise" by Phil Vassar (P Vassar/Craig Wiseman) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd/Chris "P Cream" Clark Writers screamin Phones ring...

Cledus T Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch, Freddy Weller, BLT Publishing (BMI), Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Young World Publishing (BMI) I could tell the way she...

Cledus T Judd/Paul Overstreet Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Scarlet Moon Music, Inc/Admin by Copyright Management Services, Inc (BMI) Lately I've been thinking ab...

Cledus T Judd/Chris "P Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc (SESAC) I got a buddy named Stacy Fay He's been known to stay up for days Pulls t...

Parody of "Let's Make Love" by Tim McGraw and Faith Hill (Chris Lindsey/Marv Green/Bill Luther/Aimee Mayer) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd/Chris "P Cream" Clark B...

Parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin (Robbie Rosa/Desmond Child), Warner/Timberlane/A Phantom Vox Publishing (BMI)/Universal Music Publishing Group (...

Parody of "Man Of Constant Sorrow" (Traditional) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd/Chris "P Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc (SESAC) Uh yessir d...

They come off sounding pretty pompous, each time they open their mouth You can't believe it when you hear it, what they let come rollin' out Don't know why they...

Verse 1: t'was the fight before christmas when all through the house no furniture left standin' no t v or couch or aquarium heck, they even knocked over my chia...

Cledus T Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc (SESAC) Twas the fight before Christmas When all through the house No furniture left stand...

Parody of Little Bitty by Alan Jackson (Tom T Hall) Halfnote Music (BMI) New lyrics by Richard Fagan/Cledus T Judd If Music, Inc (ASCAP)/Cledus Crap Anthems/La-...

Parody of "Me Neither" by Brad Paisley (Brad Paisley/Frank Rogers/Chris Dubois) EMI April Music, Inc, on behalf of itself of itself and Sea Gayle Music (ASCAP) ...

Yeah Alright Way to go Ooooooh Ooooooooh Way to Go, Yeah! Alright On a dark country highway, In my candy-apple corvér A strong smell of colidas Made me change ...

Parody of "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney (Paul Overstreet/Joe Collins), Scarlett Moon Musin (admin by CMI)/EMI Blackwood Music, Inc/Jelinda Mus...

Parody of "My Town" (written by Jeffrey Steele and Reed Neilsen recorded by Montgomery Gentry) New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T Judd and Christopher Clark (r...

Parody of "One Voice" by Billy Gillman New lyrics by Cledus T Judd/Chris "P Cream" Clark/ Some kids have it some kids don't I was eleven when I was signed I wa...

Come on you no good worthless piece of foreign (BEEP) Wait till I get me a royalty check I'm gonna buy me an American made car Piece of junk People always shou...

Every Friday night I go to bubba's hardware store and give the secret knock on the private stockroom door good ol' boys are shootin craps playin' five card stud...

Bruce Burch/Cledus T Judd/Chris Clark Foray Music/Caretaker Music controlled and admin by Foray Music (SESAC)/Cledus Crap Anthems admin by Bradley Music Mgt Inc...

Well the last thing I need, is a lazy housewife If your gonna lay around and sleep all day You better work third shift a night In a carpet mill or a truck stop ...

(Larry Johnson/Craig Martin/Cledus T Judd) Arnie's Daddy said he'd take him fishin', If he'd just dig the bait He said: "Get lost, Dad, I'm watchin' mud wrestl...

Parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock (Robert "Kid Rock" Ritchie/John Travis/Matthew Schafer/James KTrombly) Warner-Timberlane Publishing Corp/Thirty Two Mile Music/Ga...

Cledus T Judd/Freddy Weller/Bruce Burch, Cledus Crap Anthems/La-Po Music, Inc (SESAC)/Young World Music, Inc (BMI)/Care Taker/Foray Music administered by EMI Mu...

Cledus T Judd/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP) Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the mail? He-he-he, got a letter from Ed What's it say? I don't k...

Parody of Refried Dreams by Tim McGraw (J Foster/M Peterson) Zomba Enterprises/Millhouse Publishing Company (ASCAP/BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd (No Relation...

(Tim Wilson/Dean Daugherty) Timothy Wilson Music (BMI)/Admin by Copyright International/Lowery Music (BMI) Tim Wilson lyrics Ricky Tidwell was a great athlete ...

I was just out of the rehab rolling through the neighborhood When I came across this homeboy Said he'd fix me up real good He led me down an alley And right thr...

I was just out of the rehab rolling through the neighborhood When I came across this homeboy Said he'd fix me up real good He led me down an alley And right thr...

Ray Stevens Sony/ATV Songs LLC/(BMI) Now babydoll, sweetie-pie, sugarplum, Honey-bunch, angel face, You know you better be good And act like two fine lovers sh...

Well his house was nothin' more than a big junkyard A retirement home for old lawnmowers and them blocked up rusty cars He couldnt read or write a word and he s...

Parody of "Honey I'm Home" by Shania Twain (S Twain/R J Lange) Universal Music Publishing Group (BMI)/Zomba Music Publishing (BMI) New lyrics & music by Cledus ...

(Jeb Anderson/Steven Dukes) She cooks with lard, loves hot food bars: A quart of sweet tea and fried pork skins Can't get enough, eats 'til she's stuffed; Goes...

(Parody of "Unbelieveable" by Diamond Rio (Al Anderson/Jeffrey Steele, Al Andersongs (BMI)/Mighty Nice Music (BMI), Administered by Blue Water Music Corp/My Lif...

She cooks with lard Loves hot food bars A quart of sweet tea And fried pork skin Can't get enough Eats till shes stuffed Goes to the bath room And then she come...

Sadie, pull this car over Let me get me a can of Skoal Well, we went down to the Grundy County auction The sign said no tobaccer where we sat My wife told me th...

(Chris Clark/Richard Fagan/Cledus T Judd/Robb Royer) Sadie, pull this car over Let me get a can of skoal Well, I went down to the Grundy county auction: The s...

Sadie, pull this car over Let me get me a can of Skoal Well, we went down to the Grundy County auction The sign said no tobaccer where we sat My wife told me t...

Mac Anally Beginner Music (ASCAP) Rumors emanating From the North to all the Poles Outsiders speculating Who's designing Santa's clothes He's the newest face i...

Parody Of Stinkin' Problem by David Ball (Ball/Shamblin/Ziff) Almo Music Corp/Hayes Street Music/EMI-April Music (ASCAP) Low Country Music/New Court Music (BMI)...

Well I went down to a Music City function Where I just heard a song that I had to howl out My lawyers told my to proceed with caution Or I'd make a whole lot of...

John Anderson (J Anderson/L Delmore) Polygram Imternational Publishing, Inc(ASCAP) Let's dance!!! UH (Yes ma'am Is Charlotte Johnson at home by chance? Uh yea ...

Parody of For A Change by Neal McCoy (S Seskin/S Sherrill) Love This Town Music (ASCAP)/All Over Town Music/Tree Publishing Co,Inc/New Wolf Music (BMI) New lyri...

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R Fagan/RRoyer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI) New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T ...

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thum Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind: He wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a...

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thum Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind: He wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have ...

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thum Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind: He wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have ...

She's got tattoes on her backside and a car jacked up out front My neighbor next door is an known roak whore and she's off on a husband hunt Spends her days in ...

Parody of "Ring Of Fire" recorded by Johnny Cash-June Carter Cash-Merle Kilgore New lyrical adaptation by Dennis Amcro Painted Desert Music Corp (BMI)/Tujaja Mu...

Parody of We Are the World by USA For Africa (M Jackson/L Ritchie) Brockman Music (ASCAP) Warner Timberlake Music Corp (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T Judd (No Rel...

You see I'm always talkin' When I should be drivin' But everybody does it these days You say I'm gettin' cancer Every time I answer Yeah, whatever you say Wis...