My girlfriend dumped my five days ago you're my favorite couple and I wanted you to know yeah two is company, three is a crowd but Friday night's comin up and I...

Chick-fil-A. I could eat that seven times a day Where the people laugh and children play Oh, I'm in love with Chick-fil-A Suddenly, I need waffle fries in fron...

I was fishing last Friday on a lake in Mississippi in the humid summer heat On a boat with my best friend Cletus who was sleeping in the back seat Well the bite...

You have some lovely children and a lovely wife you have a lovely bank account and had a healthy life but you do knew this day was coming it was always meant t...

What is this place Chipotle? What's up with that? No. Are we just giving up on the normal-sized burritos now? Yeah, take a laundry bag & fill it with meat That...

Hey little caterpillar. Such a pretty caterpillar. I know that your gonna be a beautiful butterfly someday. I don't know if that's gonna happen, because… I have...

Just the other day some dude asked me Where I'm gonna spend eternity He said I didn't know my future was wack So he opened up the holy book and showed me that F...

Hey there, Delilah This is your ex-boyfriend Samson I know you thought that lifting weights Made me so buff and handsome You were wrong It's cause I let my hair...

they're doin it in paris they're doin it in rome people just like me educatin' at home they got the homeschool, they got the homeschool blues don't worry about...

When Im out driving in my car i like to be able to steer so I dont drink beer When I try to communicate i want for my words to be clear so I dont drink beer I ...

Jello again, Jello I always eat Jello I love that jiggy thing You do You make my heart race Then my face Jello

(Spoken:) "Uh-huh" "Goes like this" "Uh-huh" "That's just the way it is" "Uh-huh" "Hey, hey - why does my voice sound like this?" "Yeah, you... can you m...

Jello again, Jello I always eat Jello I love that jiggy thing You do You make my heart race Then my face Jello

Krispy Kreme, Krispy Kreme is what i long for Krispy Kreme is what i need Krispy Kreme, Krispy Kreme is what i want to eat Take some dough...and form it add som...

I got an apartment, I think you know. but the rent was just to high to pay, so I got a room mate, I didn't know, and he moved his stuff in yesterday, When he wa...

On a dark, country highway Cool wind in your hair Warm smell of a corn dog Rising up through the air You see a sign in the distance that says, "We Are Open All ...

I've been watchin you for a long, long time And you just see right through me And I can't seem to get you off my mind You don't know what it's doin to me I've g...

(Hey everybody! Gather 'round! I'm here to give you anything you like! You want free college, money, mortages?! Whatever you like! You have come to the right p...

Ford, I lift Your name on high Ford, I love to sing Your praises I'm so glad you 4 wheel drive I'm so glad your fuel injected My dodge, is an awesome dodge, it...

Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end? That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pre...

Well I was minding my business, Happy as can be, Hanging with my friends down by the Sea of Galilee. I had my lunch basket along for the ride, My momma packed f...

I'm not the same Was ready for a change Everyday.. My life was waisting away I was in a place Where my future looked so cold I needed the light And I felt so al...