There's some stuff on my shoe That's got nothing to do With the places you think that I've been And the stuff on my breathIsn't some kiss of deathFrom the peopl...

Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be eas...

I've been aching to sneeze, begging, "Please, pretty please" But I can't get the thing to come out I've been down on my knees, I've been pissing on trees But th...

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy? There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy I've had my lungs checked out with X rays I've smelled t...

I was walking through the country And passing through lovely scenery When I came upon some rotting remains: And thought the carcass was wormy Well after all, it...

Do something for me, boys If I should die at sea, boys Write a little note, boys Set it off afloat, saying Bless you, bless you, all of you pretty girls Villag...

I sit each morning, look at my empty notebook The room is quite, the air conditioning sounds like rain falling Manic-depressive composer Robert Schumann, When h...

I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered 1234567 and so on But the time will come When these numbers have all ended And all I ever seen will be forgott...

The rain on the ground The empty town Nothing is left in the lost and found Hot sun, buzzin' flies Hurtin' head, squinty eyes Look at me and how I've done Shoot...

Take that back or I'll mess you up I've had it up to here Get back in your car and drive And put it in high gear Cause now you're gone, And I'm lovin' it Bye-b...

I've all my wisdom teeth Two up top, two beneath And yet I'll recognise My mouth says things that aren't so wise But when I sing my darling's praise I know I'm ...

I've all my wisdom teeth Two up top, two beneath And yet I'll recognise My mouth says things that aren't so wise But when I sing my darling's praise I know I'm ...

I get up every morning I'm mean to everyone But you just you ignore me You seem think it's fun And I need to get away And you need to get away from me And you ...

I'm gonna take you down And I don't fool around With no talkin' I'll take you for a ride I'll make you feel inside What I'm feelin' And I know That you'll see ...

I'm going to the quick of the nail I'm going to the bone I'm gonna sharpen up my steel I'm lookin' for the blood in the stone I wanna get that flyin' feelin' I...

God rest ye merry gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember Christ our Saviour Was born on Christmas Day To save us all from Satan's power When we were gone ast...

After seven days He was quite tired, so God said: "Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread" He gathered up some people he had made Created Blan...

Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen, When the snow lay round about Deep and crisp and even Brightly shone the moon that night Though the fros...

A friend is a need Like a gauze when you bleed And you're layin' and cryin' away And the dozen or so Of the friends that I know Aren't worth the time anyway Th...

There was a boy who liked to wiggle His tooth loose so he could show it: And then we'd watch while he would Tie it to a doorknob, wind up, and then slam it! And...

Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man i can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss ...

Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss ...

How does a duck know what direction south is? And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks? You can cut a chicken's head off And it will keep on running an...

I said, "I'm drinkin' up Would you like a belt yerself?" You said, "Thanks, but no thanks, I don't drink, myself But you go right ahead, my friend, I'm not the ...

Watch that spider in the bathroom sink He¹s a better friend than you might think So let him spin his web in peace He catches creepy crawly things I never fall ...

I'm not that cruel, I'm not that kind There's really nothing on my mind Believe me And when I'm talking in my sleep It doesn't ever get that deep There's not mu...

Running into you like this without warning Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning But I'll try, I'll try to keep my food down That's quite an aftert...

Well looky here now, my oh my I got a bug stuck in my eye I feel the chill right through my coat I got a pill stuck in my throat I'm a man, walking with a stick...

I could love you once or twice I think you'd find it very nice But then I'd have to call it quits And tear you're little heart to bits I think you're gonna come...

Running into you like this without warning Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning But I'll try, I'll try to keep my food down That's quite an after-...

I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to th...

When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes a...

When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes a...

I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's prob...

Here's a nasty little queen There's a boy who loves his mother Here's another operator Thinkin' that he's got it covered You're in a jam You're tied up in knot...

I never realized how much I prized you I never thought you'd do me just one time And if I could again lay eyes upon on you I know I'd make you want me one more ...

In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan Earth stood hard as iron Water like a stone Snow had fallen, snow on snow Snow on snow In the bleak midwinter Long ...

When you go on camping trips you?re stuck right out in nature Foraging the forests like a primate Using sharpened tools instead of hot plates Your tumb and for...

I think I'll have just one Well, maybe just another one Of course the third one's so much fun It'll never leave you alone And if you try and tell it to go You'...

I wanna get you high But I'm gonna make you cry You'll hate me, and you'll miss me when I'm gone It's been a little dry But still I'm gonna try You'll miss the ...

Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh, hey Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fu...

You said you like mixin' it up I said i don't like to chat You said you smoked the big kahunas I said i'm not like that I'm just chillin', i'm just hangin' So ...

Take off your mink coat, take off your muff Get on the table and show us your stuff Right here next to me I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin' A gin in my ha...

Take off your mink coat, take off your muff Get on the table and show us your stuff Right here next to me I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin' A gin in my ha...

Who put the doggy in the doghouse? You did, baby - you did Who put your granny in the grannyhouse? You did, baby - you did, baby Who put the bad in the madhouse...

Rise up on your feet again Wake yourself from your sleep Seems it never ever ends Like an ocean cold and deep Let it feel like something else Let it be a breez...

Just don't tell the things you know Never show the things you see Let's keep this little secret with you and me First come outside here with me I know it's nig...

Once there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He s...

Once there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black to bright white He sai...

Once there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He s...

It felt real nice I didn't think twice It felt real good Like I knew it would And I don't care, and I don't mind If I'm unfair or you're unkind, 'Cause right n...

You said that you were getting cigarettes Its been a week and you're not back yet Your ashtray sits, empty, unused I sit waitin', empty, confused What could I ...

O little town of Bethlehem How still we see thee lie Above thy deep and dreamless sleep The silent stars go by Yet in thy dark streets shineth The everlasting L...

Come with me down this ol' road Where I got stuck and later towed Listen to the sound of the falling rain We just might end up stuck again The little bird can ...

When you start your journey, you go meet your driver You shake his hand and hope he's feeling well The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar Like eating her...

When we met, it was in the hot green jungle Your perfect flesh impervious to anything fungal not hold You would sweat coconut milk And I'd lie awake, restless w...

Long ago a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His Only; God heard her prayers floating up, and His Heart was cheered He reward...

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarde...

Oooh, there's so much fun Oooh, there's so much fun The party's over, baby The businessmen are waking up Its time to go now, baby Lets move on out and shake it...

[brad] Give me a bud and a slice And leave me alone If I want your advice, I'll ask ya They tell me caviars nice, but I wouldn't know So what's it to you? Who ...

[Brad] Give me a Bud and a slice And leave me alone If I want your advice, I'll ask ya They tell me caviar's nice, but I wouldn't know So what's it to you? Who...

You try to play it cool, but you're pissed with me In the swimming pool where you kissed with me You're a shiny jewel, two-fistin' drinks on me You're a killing...

I know that you don't love me I know you hate my guts I know the nasty things you say About me, to those sluts Well, maybe I'm a weasel Maybe I'm a liar Maybe I...

You could be away for quite some time But you'd never leave my foolish mind You can step right on my foolish heart You had me hooked, you had me from the start ...

I shot an ol' bottle with my favorite gun just last night It shattered and the sound made me feel like the king I am The neighbors all heard and got scared Thou...

Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright Round yon virgin mother and child Holy infant so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly p...

Listen to the grass that's out there blowin' Look at that tractor just there sittin' It's my name that the bottle's callin' Listen to the goddamn song I'm singi...

Sometimes its hard to be a woman Givin' all your love to just one man You'll have bad times And he'll have good times Doin' things that you don't understand Bu...

I know the guy who we can blame I even know his middle name I never liked his stupid games And if he tries to hunt us down Or thinks that he can fool around We...

Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm like that Quick as a cat in the jungle Clark Kent, now there was a real gent He ...

Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle But Clark Kent now there was a real gent...

Superman's Song -- Crash Test Dummies Tarzan, wasn't a ladies man He'd just come along and scoop 'em up Under his arm like that Quick as a cat In the Jungle B...

Now that I've used up all my ideas Here in my little house by the sea I search for a usable memory but none comes to me In grade one, my teacher could do embal...

When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks? When I'm swimming in When...

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town Spreading wisdom and cash around Fed the starving and housed the poor Showed the Vatican what gold's for But he made too many ene...

I've all my wisdom teeth Two up top, two beneath And yet I'll recognise My mouth says things that aren't so wise But when I sing my darling's praise I know I'm ...

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town Spreading wisdom and cash around Fed the starving and housed the poor Showed the Vatican what gold's for But he made too many ene...

Darling I?ve been thinking this one through We've been fighting like cat and dog now here's what we've got to do This life in the city is killing the love that ...

I thought of you and made believe Until I made you real You played with me You stayed with me And knew just what I'd feel The lips I never kissed Are lips I ca...

Brad: the first noel, the angels did say Unto certain poor shephards in fields where they lay In fields where they lay keeping their sheep On a cold winter?s ni...

There's a skeleton in everybody's closet I can think of one or two in my own room 'But I would like to introduce them both to you You'd shake their bony hands a...

'Twas in the moon of wintertime When all the birds had fled That mighty Gitchi Manitou Sent angel choirs instead Before their light the stars grew dim And wande...

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum Our newborn King to see, pa rum pum pum pum Our finest gifts to bring, pa rum pum pum pum To lay before the King, pa rum p...

Five four three two one zero ignition Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God and be his only God heard her prayers floati...

She knows the future like the palm of your hand She knows you past like the lay of the land The first time she met me she say right through me Some cards and a ...

It may be that I?d like to But I won't fall in love with you We won't spend the rest of our lives together But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together We coul...

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Do not put a fork In the toaster while it is hooked up- Or look out! I did and I got caught in the current It pulled me ...

We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city Build a pub a blood and sweat Swears by God he'll stand by justice He ain't stood by justice yet He get's the...

We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city Build a pub a blood and sweat Swears by God he'll stand by justice He aint stood by justice yet He gets them ...

We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city Build a pub a blood and sweat Swears by God he'll stand by justice He ain?t stood by justice yet He gets them...

I will come for you at night-time I will raise you from your sleep I will kiss you in four places I?ll go running along your street I will squeeze the life out ...

Make it stronger, take it faster Fake it longer, make it last her Natural causes, fake disasters Teeth and claws and slaves and masters Pull it harder, push it...

Once there were two knights and maidens They?d walk together Out in the garden In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens To love them tog...

(Diane Warren) originally performed by Toni Braxton available on her album, Secrets performed by Crash Test Dummies during live performances, never recorded D...

So no one told you life was gonna be this way Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA It's like you're always stuck in second gear When it hasn't ...

We three kings of Orient are Bearing gifts we traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following yonder star O star of wonder, star of night Star wi...

When I go out with artists They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaists And I try to catch their meanings And I try to keep up with all of the mart...

When I go out with artists They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaists And I try to catch their meanings And keep up with all the martinis I don't...

I can't say that I miss my old dog much And I've never looked back since I left home long ago But I hoped a trip into the country Would help remind me all the t...

The steaks are getting cold on the table I've got the TV on to "That's Incredible" Every other woman is hot apple pie so why isn't he home on time? He's workin...