Rats, Handfulla silvers, I just wanted to hop your fence, I wanted to wade, I wanted to wallow, I wanted somebody to rub my neck Yeah, you should be happy to se...

We'll ride the bullet train to Vegas The minute that we blow this burg Pay the man and ride the turd Just as far as it'll take us Sopping wet -- stinking drunk ...

Gracie, we're makin babies, yea, we're barefoot on the tiles / we make 'em soft and small and tender, it's the biggest hazard of your gender, gotta hold it by y...

Do you compute? I think you do don't need it proven don't wanna listen don't need a tour of the pieces i'm missing as if you were put here to straighten us out ...

Gotta couch, got the sniffles, saw a doctor, got a match, got a hammer, got a nail, gotta caskett, got a match, got a green card, got a hassle, took a beatin' g...

I got a shingle and i'll guard it with my life, i'm just keeping off the flies yeah i drank from the tap shoulda left it in the pipes this is my cause and my ex...

C'mon over to my house, yea Well work on my car Just got some more duck tape, I got the parts, payload speed boat, wanna come along, vice grip, guilt trip, ya g...

Sad to say its over now, here come the huns pick a side, or pick a spot here come, here come the rome plows why waste your time here come the huns be my date ...

You set it up, you set it right, it's fair enough al'right: if i want a loan, if i wanna trespass why should i walk when you've got wheels when i'm in doubt, wh...

Your 47th birthday cake is peeing acid on your face, light a candle it won't light your fire, many bad things that you'll hate, piling higher on your plate If y...

Failures in outer space, failures and crimes, lets get something straight: s'not for mine before you were born, after you die, failures in outer space, failures...

Yeah i'd stoop to that sure i would yeah you been had that's how i got my job at the underwriter's la you bet i sucked up everychance i had that's how i fixed ...

O' pencil sharp, pencil dull Pencil drag, pencil pull, Gonna pencil poke ya' to the floor Gonna pencil fuck, gonna pencil whore, O' pencil vulture, pencil dove...

Found yourself an asshole find yourself the door ain't gonna fix your leaks for you ain't gonna watch the store every last string and gut pulled apart and divv...

'A' frames, statuettes, sunset magazine, they're lining up to do their jobs but i swear to god i seen: bits and guts and pieces hanging from the trees, Stumpy m...

You wanna fist, you wanna ride, go to school so you can hide, step on the bus be rewarded, get off last & yer retarded, last off, last in line, chameleon doin' ...

Ready ready to let you in up with the mob it ain't no accident we're better off you're set to inherit what i got you're putty now in my hands you're bloody now...

Turn it off, wipe that look off your face Turn it off, look what you done to this place yer flawless sense of timing you got so many lines, the faucet just keep...

Lyrics to Drive Like Jehu's "Yank Crime" - By Rick Froberg Transcribed by Mark Here Come The Rome Plows sad to say its over now, here come the huns - pick a sid...