You I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, Gay bar, gay bar, gay bar Let's start a war, Start a nucleur war, At the gay bar, gay bar, ga...

You wanna go where the badgers go You wanna see what my love can be Now your begging on your knees Little child, Little sister Dont be afriad of the robot Dont...

You were walking down the street You were just across the street So I had to cross the street To get to your side of the street It's torture it's torture I nee...

Are you ready for my sucky sucky? Are you ready to be set free? Are you ready to siphon gasoline? Are you ready for the number three? Are you ready for big, bi...

You want to reach your destination There is a road And it's paved with celluloid You need to find your motivation And you need to know All the minefields to av...

Sharpen up your number two pencils 'cos the test is beginning You're entering a game of losers and there is no winning 'Cos people getting nervous People freak ...

You're broken machine has questions for me Wants to know a little bit about my history Wants to know why I write these ridiculous songs Wants to know everything...

I bought my girlfriend a chocolate pope 'Cause she seems to be at the end of her rope Italian candy with SWISS chocolate flavor Such a delicious, delicious way ...

You must obey the dance commander Givin' out the order for fun You must obey the dance commander You know that he's the only one Who gives the orders here, Alri...

Your body goes to waste every minute you don't give it to me I'm dying for your sins on the dance floor, can't you see? You know it's still on my mind Still on...

Baby get up off the floor That man you with he ain't no innocent man He's a killer child I've seen him rip apart a young girl with his bare hands Now I know yo...

Fire in the disco Fire in the disco Fire in the taco bell Fire in the disco Fire in the disco Fire in the gates of hell Don't you want to know why we keep star...

Reversed: [Sure as the sun gonna rise tonight You owe me money! ] Devil nights Devil nights Nights with the devil Driving around the city Everything is wron...

If we make love Would it be a mistake? But the aftermath Be hard to take For the knots we tied Come undone Have you heard? Have you heard? (Have you heard?) H...

Closing is the gift to the night shift And now you've got two minutes to go! Swept up the floors, locked all the doors, lights out! And now it's time to go Yo...

Strange raves on a Detroit bridge I was reaching for the rhythm but it's out of reach She was talking to the Buick She was cutting the tequila with bleach And s...

There were twenty, maybe, twenty-five of us Drivin' out to California in a bus We were looking for a good time And a radio station we could trust Suddenly we h...

These are your clothes This is your hair You aren't fooling anybody But I still want to touch you Oh! The supermarket tabloid appeal With a crazy little answer...

Where you gonna be when your cells divide? They're coming and you've got no place to hide You better listen to the beautiful girl inside Who wants her face cuts...

Hah! All those pills, they make you uptight I'm suprised you still walk upright You want to live the thug life Well Dance on the edge of my knife Wow! Feed my ...

[Woman:] I say there's nothing wrong with liking a flashy man Flashy man! (Flashy flashy flashy flashy) Flashy man! (Flashy flashy flashy flashy) Leaving all h...

You can clean your kitchen baby Make it look good every time You can use a little Mr Clean Or Formula 409 You can find my mission baby Lock it on target every ...

Bobby goes to work on Mondays He's got a car but he don't drive Billy meets him at the office No one knows he's alive Tom is closing a big deal And he's runnin...

If money talks than I'm a mime, If time is money than I'm out of time And I was once with a million quid Have a seat I'll tell ya what I did Can't sit down bec...

You! I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar Let's start a war, start a nuclear war, At t...

I look in the mirror and I know i'm a man, I know she's a woman and she's looking for a man, We've got sex planned, Oh! Getting into the jam, Getting into the j...

She's a nine-to-fiver Got evil up inside her She's a- she's a graphic designer Nobody does it finer Photoshop and Tiger Simplification messiah Cropping suicid...

Life in 360 degrees I'm just one of the busy bees Buzzing in time to the one two threes Doing heavy lifting that destroyed my knees Kids today they never say p...

Hey little kitty with your tail dragging on the floor You could have a following in every town that you go But you remember what you said to me That you are not...

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, hooh! I am the terminator, the love devestator I am the terminator, the love devestator I am the terminator, the love deves...

The need to turn it up is overwhelming I just can't sit still anymore I wanna break things with my hammer I wanna start a little war Isn't that what this littl...

Now who elected you judge and jury Nobody had a beautiful girl And I suspected Jerry manering At the singels bar (And now) I'm the man with conversations steals...

Every bodys doin, What they shouldn't be doin Every bodys doin it In the middle of the street Every bodys movin What they shouldn't be movin Every bodys moving ...

I rode a sex wave and washed up on your shore A twist of fate I was just what you were looking for Young rollerskater Trained in CPR Saying "Boy, you just don't...

Get out on the floor Do things to make 'em adore you Show 'em why you were born And put a little mustard on it Don't tell me what time it is now I know what ti...

Like Jimmy Carter like, electric underwear Like any idea that never had a chance of going anywhere This is who you are Hey celebrity who drives off a bridge in ...

1, 2, 3, 4 Oh my God! I met a girl named Kukuxumushu Oh my God! She walked on my heart And she did it wearing two shoes Oh my God! She tossed me in a bag bef...

Ever since I met you You were someone I knew Looking for a little something Something to do You wanted one stop shopping The clothes will fit ya You wanna look...

She goes to work Everyday she's there She's doing something Different with her hair He seems like a jerk But he tells her what She wants to hear and That's more...

Love is nothing more than a stain on a dress Watching things you sold being purchased for less Euthanasia that's easy to ingest And they call this making progre...

Look at young girls with your television eyes Fixated on nothing, telling dispicable lies We play on your obsession with candy And you do what we want you to So...

My idea of fun is watching you come undone Watching all of your allies begin to run Flashbulbs begin to pop as I bitchslap my way to the top, And you've no idea...

Well nobody wants to burn in hell But everybody's got a soul to sell When i was young my mama gave me some advice She said boy don't you know everybody's got a ...

You can come and see me But I don't glow in the dark So you'll have to learn to use a little night vision Then you must decide Who resides in your heart And ba...

Nuclear war, On the dance floor Nuclear war On the dance floor Electric sex lives on time Electric lovin a sex crime Your a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, ...

I just want a gun, and I'm one sick puppy I'm always having fun cuz I'm one sick puppy And every barracuda gets started as a guppy Heeding words of wisdom when ...

When the time comes to documentary what we did here The transcription won't really be that hard 'Cos I'm a woman eating monster With a suitcase full of fire And...

I woke up on the floor again, and I needed something to eat, so I went down the street to Monty's Grill "What'll it be" Said Monty, sporting a wry grin "Just gi...

Now there was a dancefloor At the hottest nightclub in town Politicians and celebrities Always going to get down, get down And they won't let me go in Because ...

(Radio) I'd sit alone and watch your light My only friend through teenage life And ev'rything I need to know I heard it on my radio You gave them all those ol...

Dance like nobody's watching you Randy And love like you've never been hurt Supersize it when you get hungry Randy And eat like it's the last night on earth Yo...

When a problem needs a problem solver Guess who gets the call? Me that's all You're duelling with a plugged revolver Guess who dropped the ball The writing's o...

This is an evil generation I see with my eyes I seen'em walking around in their suits And honey I seen the ties Evil girls biting good girls Turning good girls ...

Rock show You came to see a rock show A big gigantic cock show You came to see it all Rock show You came to hear it You came to sneer it You came to do it all ...

Remember when you walked into my life all dressed up in leather? Remember when you whispered to me we should always be together? But girls like you ruin the fut...

Take a picture of this moment with me Is it everything you want it to be? Cause when they go to blow it up, You always fill my cup With figurines and dishonesty...

Show me your sexy trash But don't go making moves That agitate my rash I'm an American man And I know where I stand I stand with you And your sexy trash Colum...

I was born a prisoner in your dungeon of flesh Ooh yeah (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! ) Solitary confinement underneath your dress Ooh yeah (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! ) But I br...

You are the bad girls Have you done a little work in the movies? You got a manager, And he sends a couple copies of you to me But you don't come with instructi...

I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu When I'm in a hurry nothing tastes as good as you do Whisper in my ear all your culinary wishes Next thing you kn...

We fear what we're becoming But look what we've become Truth can be somewhat numbing When we see that we've been so dum To ensure your survival I need you dead...

You can shake it all around You can go up and down You can lose what you found But you can't ignore my techno You can go west or east Confess your sins to a pr...

What a love this is You got love on a lovethesis Did i say you could look at me Quit looking at me You know the drill You know how it goes I wanna see you stri...

I ride a taxi To nowhere And as soon as I get out I'm gonna be alone I'm in the back seat Dying I can't remember anything at all Except the day that you left m...

Verse One: Were living in the last day in age, in the last day in age, in the last day in age of the sun 60 million freeways gone, empty freeways, empty freeway...

Shake and bake your turkey to the left Move your doggie to the right Move your feet into the fire Foam at the mouth all night Washing rinsing repeating Until it...

Oliceman watching you I see everything the policeman sees City's on fire, it's a billion degrees Oh oh The policeman he waves me through That's the difference ...

Did I meet you, baby, on a Transatlantic Flight? JFK to Heathrow in the middle of the night And if I am mistaken you must let me know I'll take your leave and a...

I saw fire, when I looked in my lovers eyes, Woooaaahhhooo, I saw, the devil dressed up in disguise, Woooaaahhhooo, And you know it gets hotter than a microwave...

Hey! Looks like an emergency Well thats ok with me cos i wanna take you in this elevator Looks like you're my baby now So put away that thing cos my baby don't ...

Once I saw the galaxies in your Jack and Coke eyes, And the sacrificial temple where your monster always dies Once I wrote a gospel out of every word you say, A...