• A Mind Is A Terrible Thing
    I'm thinking yes I am I'm talking with my hands Trying to get you to understand Your brain thinks awful thoughts Wish I could switch it off We'd both be better ...
  • A Zillion Years
    It'll take a zillion years That's a long time We'll all be dead, past our prime It'll cost a zillion dollars to pay the debt And a zillion other details That ha...
  • Adjectives
    Got home from camping last spring, Saw people, places, and things We barely had arrived, Friends asked us to describe The people, places, and every last thing S...
  • And I Will Be With You
    Let me tell you honey how it's gonna be You're gonna sit around all night and watch tv: "American Ninja II" and I will be with you And if somebody tries to call...
  • Another Yesterday
    I'll sit through your replies, but I've seen the answers in your eyes I've still got room for more lies, but now you're walking away We had a lovely day You had...
  • Bad Brain
    I used to be an A student I never used to complain I used to be a truant But I抦 still the same Bad bad brain Bad bad brain I used to go to parties I used to dri...
  • Big Mistake
    What the hell is going on Everything is going wrong It's too much for me to take Just found out my big mistake I thought I was safe That was a big mistake You c...
  • Big, Strange, Beautiful Hammer
    Discretion is a must, rising from the dust, On your feet but just a bit unsteady You want to close your eyes, be taken by surprise But not before you're absolut...
  • Book Of Revelation
    My foundation ever unshaken Nothing but life and devestation Being so together it seemed whatever Till I read your book of revelation Probably I'd be much bette...
  • Boredom Zone
    I live in the boredom zone I'm never goin' home Everything is sterilized Everything is twice my size And I wish it was And it's all because I live in the boredo...
  • Can't Get There From Here
    When your world is a lobster A band to swallow your hole With your space-impeded tree limbs Throw the trolls out the door If you're needing inspiration Modern m...
  • Christine Bactine
    Christine Bactine she's not in love but at least she's clean she's back she Stings she's not in love she's just insane stop the hurt from hurting but what's Beh...
  • Crash
    Here you go way to fast Don't slow down you're gonna crash You should watch - watch your stay here Don't look out you're gonna break your neck So shut up, shut ...
  • Danny Partridge
    I just read the news in the paper yesterday Danny Bonaduce just got busted in LA He used to be 10 years old now he's 25 Busted for narcotics and he's facing 10 ...
  • Deep Deep Down
    So this is goodbye more or less, and things have changed a lot I guess In such a mess and so out of hand, though I think it went pretty much as You planned It w...
  • Dick With Ears
    I got no ambition I got no position I got nothing but a Father and a mother They keep telling me That I must earn my keep And I know they are right So I can't s...
  • Disconnection
    My old girlfriend just went insane Disconnection in her brain She was okay, now she's no We're disconnected and I'm cut off She talks and I can't follow Disconn...
  • Don't Come Close
    You know it抯 generally known You got everything at home Kisses out of desperation Bring you more aggravation And you don抰 come close You don抰 come close You don...
  • Don't Go Away Go Go Girl
    Don't go away go go girl, Ven though you wanna dance Don't go away go go girl, You need to try romance Tonight could be the night, 'cause you're looking cute Da...
  • Don't Go Breakin' My Heart
    Don't go breaking my heart You take the weight off me Honey when you knock on my door I gave you my key Nobody knows it When I was down I was your clown Nobody ...
  • Don't Know What I'll Do If You Don't
    Well, I've been thinking, dear, and I feel pretty Weird-and it's your fault Thinking of you and me, how You accuse me of all kinds of things-and it's terrible B...
  • Dumb Little Band
    Let me introduce you to our dumb little band You might find it hard to Understand--we've got a show even though we know no one's gonna go We'll crank our second...
  • Elizabeth Or Fight!
    Elizabeth, Don't look to me You can be yourself or find some other way to be But time won't wait And even if it does It's unlikely to go back to how it was So m...
  • Everybody Knows You're Crying
    Everybody says you shouldn't cry Everybody's standing by And everybody's gonna roll their eyes If you ever do Everybody says it's not too late And you can stil...
  • Fill In The Blank
    You've got a plan why don't you do it Cause it took fifty thousand years just to think through it Is it worth all of the lies? Is it worth learning your lines? ...
  • Flying Jelly Attack
    I'm gonna eat jelly jelly jelly jelly Jelly jelly jelly jelly beans You're gonna eat cherry cherry cherry cherry cherry Cherry cherry cherry cherry drops I'm go...
  • Fucked Up On Life
    I don't have many friends Just some pretty loose and dead ends Even one can be a bit much for me And they call me but I never end up calling them back They los...
  • Hell Of Dumb
    You were hell of dumb for leaving I was hell of dumb for believing you were hell of coming back to me again Now I'm hell of sad without you near I've hell of ha...
  • Here She Comes
    She's so hot and I love her a lot She's got everything I haven't got, like savoir faire, and joie de vivre, and je ne sais quoi like you wouldn't believe She's ...
  • Hey Emily
    Any two other poeple just like me and you Never seem to go through half the trouble that we do It's the end, over and over again When did you first begin To be...
  • How'd The Date End?
    I picked her up at the specified time I was dressed to the nines, And she looked so blind, In a pink sequin dress, Just a bit too tight, And I was thinking this...
  • I Ain't Gonna Be History
    No, no we're never gonna take it No, no we're never gonna fake it C'mon now, get in line Put your life right on the line You're only gonna end up ashes in a jar...
  • I Don't Need You Now
    There was a time when I thought I would die everytime I thought of you I'd cry and think myself into a state and drink myself to sleep too late But what was pul...
  • I Don't Want You
    You said that you'd be true Baby said that you'd be true I don't care, I don't care I don't care, I don't care I don't want you Don't want you I don't want you...
  • I Feel For You
    Baby, I love the way you be Everything you think I want you to be But I can't deny, my heart keeps asking me If she'll still feel the way she did before? So I f...
  • I Fell For You
    I fell for you Im gonna throw a fit and if you fall for it you're gonna Fall for me too Fall for me Can't you see it's the least you can do? I Did it all for yo...
  • I Just Wanna Do It With You
    I've been up all night and down all day because we're such a good couple But you're so far away What you are is the best and that's nothing less Than the one I ...
  • I Just Want To Have Something To Do
    Hanging out on Second Avenue Eating chicken vindaloo I just want to be with you I just want to have something to do Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight,...
  • I Love You, But You're Standing On My Foot
    When I saw you standing there in your lacy underwear I knew I was in the Ladies' dressing room and now I've seen it all and they kicked me out of the Mall but i...
  • I Wanna Be Sedated
    Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothing to do Nowhere to go I wanna be sedated Just get me to the airport And put me on a plane Hurry h...
  • I Wanted Everything
    I heard about the Easter bunny Presents under a Christmas tree It was dreaming and fantasy There was Mom or Daddy I wanted everything I wanted everything I want...
  • I Wrote A Book About Rock And Roll
    Let me tell you something you don't seem to understand I don't really care about your crappy local band Don't you tell me I can't tell you what to do I can, on ...
  • I'm Against It
    I don抰 like politics I don抰 like communists I don抰 like games and fun I don抰 like anyone Well I抦 against it I抦 against it Well I抦 against it I抦 against it I don...
  • I'm Breaking Out
    I was up all night she said bay bay bay bay baby what's in your eye well That's storm and that's stress and that's my my my my my migraine I'm such a Mess I see...
  • I'm In Love With Paula Pierce
    I've got a brand new love She's the girl I've been dreaming of Cute face and long blonde hair Tight pants and a vacant stare I'm in love with Paula Pierce I lik...
  • Institutionalized Misogyny
    I'm not complaining, I'm just figuring out How everything left us behind I got my problems, I'm aware of them I'll take care of them, never you mind You're stil...
  • Is There Something I Should Know?
    Please please tell me now Please please tell me now I made a break I run out yesterday Tried to find my mountain hideaway Maybe next year maybe no go I know you...
  • Itching Powder In The Sleeping Bags
    Once you were my only friend Now I see that's at an end And all I want is revenge I used to sing songs to you I used to have sex with you Now there's nothing I ...
  • Jill
    I was here when the call came through, Jill And I screened it like I always do, Jill And they hung up on the machine Just like you, Jill Well, that sounds like...
  • Just Your Way Of Saying No
    I ask are you in love You hit me with your glove I ask do you feel blue You hit me with your shoe And then I realize You look through different eyes And then I ...
  • Kenny Smokes Cloves
    Kenny smokes cloves, and everybody knows A great big cloud of smoke, oh my god, there it goes Kenny smokes cloves Kenny smokes cloves Things that smell so bad, ...
  • King Dork
    I don't have much to offer Or anything at all I look like death warmed over You're like a living doll Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen But I'm King D...
  • Last Time I Listened To You
    Last time I listened to you Well I almost wound up dead You said things would get better But it hasn't happened yet And when I look at your picture I can't beli...
  • Lawnmower Of Love
    I've got this drive to be eaten alive that's the only reason I can see, cause we've made a fine art out of falling apart and that's always how it's gonna be I'v...
  • Leave The Thinking To The Smart People
    Leave the thinking to the smart people They're good a being bright Leave the anger to the young men Leave the darkness to the night Keep your feelings deep ins...
  • London
    You have to hate the world It's required by your clothes Consistency is everything As everybody knows It's so cold, baby You're losing your hold, baby And you'r...
  • Love American Style
    You're an anomaly that's a thing without a name you're worming it out of me And this worm you cannot change I want to drive you up the wall I want to Treat you ...
  • Love Is Dead
    Love is dead Love is dead, but I still can't get her out of my head, so she'll be gone from now on and I'll regret everything I've ever done She wasn't coming c...
  • Make Up
    I know you can't make up your mind I can't make up my mind either Though we know we haven't got time We still keep on digging deeper And I want to say there's n...
  • Marine Recruiter
    Sgt Smiles, marine recruiter Teach you to program computers Teach you all the skills you need You can die with dignity I got a phone call from the sergeant yest...
  • Mary Mary
    Took a lot of time but I realized Now it's clear to me Mary you're a freak Mary Mary you're a freak Don't talk to me Mary Mary you're so sick I was doing fine, ...
  • Master Of The Situation
    The Master of the Situation he's impatient concentration disaster hesitation What's the answer I can't remember the answer will follow will last until Tomorrow ...
  • Naomi
    Your days of going through a phase Are finally lashing back at you There's more to shut up and ignore But there's even less and less to do And there's nothing t...
  • Needles And Pins
    I saw her today, I saw her face It was a face I love And I knew I had to run away And get down on my knees and pray that they go away Still it begins Needles an...
  • Now We Are 21
    Now we are 21 Now we have to get things done We can't watch Brady Bunch We can't eat Captain Crunch Aaaah! When I was 17 I used to watch TV But now I'm 21 I h...
  • Now We Are Twenty-One
    Now we are 21 Now we have to get things done We can't watch Brady Bunch We can't eat Captain Crunch Aaaah! When I was 17 I used to watch TV But now I'm 21 I hav...
  • Oh, Just Have Some Faith In Me
    You didn't make my crucifixion I know you had a lot on your plate But from what I read and what everyone said I handled it just great I'm even kind of disappoin...
  • One Big Lie
    I heard you I heard you I hope you hear me I want to believe you but I can't agree I won't believe what I can't see You can't fool me One big lie I talked to yo...
  • Our Days Are Numbered
    Day 1 started out badly Day 2 left me perplexed I would have stopped at Day 3 gladly But Day 4 came next And as the days turn into weeks And as the weeks turn ...
  • Our Love Will Last Forever And Ever
    How long will our love last? I'm very glad you asked, cause if the world don't end, and the sun don't blot out from the sky, and we don't get drive-by shot, and...
  • Parasite
    You're nothing but a parasite thorn in my side and you're bugging me every Night you think that I'll be dumb enough to pick it up just so you can suck my Blood ...
  • Perhaps
    Maybe the world has finally gone so wrong It's taken all the pleasure out of being right Even ordinary things seem so far out of reach That they are almost out ...
  • Pig Latin
    Lost a lot in college, never got things straight, I grew up all used up, toys for tots, It was a pious fiction, now I'm giving you this benediction Aeve one uii...
  • Pleasant Valley Sunday
    The local rock group down the street Is trying hard to learn their song Seranade the weekend squire, who just came out to mow his lawn Another Pleasant Valley S...
  • Predictable
    I know what you're gonna say You say it every day And I won't try to understand this time 'Cause you're so predictable Oh baby you're so predictable I've heard ...
  • Psycho Girl
    She held me by the hand she said don't criticize what you don't understand she Showed me her butcher knife said it taught her a lot about life I'm stuck With th...
  • Questioningly
    Quetioningly her eyes looked at me And then she spoke- Aren抰 you someone I used to know And weren抰 we lovers a long time ago? Looked at her close Forced her int...
  • Re-Activate Your Heart
    You've been spilling all over me Ever since I broke your seal Now you're seeping into my memory And storming my Bastille The world can see you fell for me When ...
  • Ready Set Go
    I want to tell you about her she's a beautiful gecko she's crawling out on the Counter when I say Ready Set Go say ready set go say ready set go O! Beautiful ge...
  • Sackcloth And Ashes
    She looks pretty good in blue she's worn it out a lot You look good on Paper too when actually you're not She's not looking anymore for Someone to feel sorry fo...
  • Say Goodnight
    It's time to say goodnight To leave it all behind To take a long walk home And know you'll be alone Leave it all behind Close your eyes and Say goodbye Goodnigh...
  • Scientific
    Won't let me alone Your constant monotone I'm trash, I know it's true But what does that make you? I want to know what the reason is Scientific You thought you ...
  • See It Now
    Overnight only killing only kidding but I know what you're gonna say things You misconstrue on purpose and it's worthless to try to put it another way I've Been...
  • Self-Pity
    You owe a lot to self-pity It got you through your darkest days And anybody looking at the record Would say you had a case You never imagined That you'd ever re...
  • Semi-Ok
    I've got this thing somewhere in between Empty and dark always in my heart I've got this glitch on account of which I don't add up but I don't give up hope Caus...
  • Send Me A Postcard
    A postcard becomes a symbol of lost romance for two separated lovers Adult themes No nudity **1/2 Before loneliness will break my heart, Send me a postcard darl...
  • Sex Offender
    I saw you standing on the corner, you looked so big and fine I really wanted to go out with you, so when you smiled I laid my heart on the line You read me my r...
  • She Did Me In
    I met her in the bathroom of some sleazy clu She looked like she was Just My Type; I thought I was in love If god sent her to punish me for my life of sin Then ...
  • She's Coming
    Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms Push will come to pull tonight and I'll have my hands full tonight and everything'll be...
  • She's My Alcatraz
    Now you see it now you don't Things make sense, and then they won't I can barely see across the bay She's so distant and obscure I can't escape from her Until ...
  • She's No Rocket Scientist
    Well she's no rocket rocket rocket rocket scientist but she's just like the Second Law of Thermodynamics cause when I see her walking by me I wanna do the Twist...
  • She's Not A Flower
    She's not a flower She isn't growing in your garden today You couldn't cultivate her anyway You're not a king bee You like honey and you're packing a sting But ...
  • She's The One
    Yeah yeah she抯 the one Yeah yeah she抯 the one When I see her on the street You know she makes my life complete And you know I told you so She抯 the one She抯 the ...
  • Sheep
    I've got all of the symptoms And I don't know wrong from right I resist the itemized list But it seems so hard tonight I don't want to be a sheep Just because I...
  • Shining
    She, shining like a star, like a sun, like a moon And all that other stuff you know I wanted everything, she gave me everything But everything is never enough W...
  • Slagbag
    That girl is fucking crazy She's so god damn amazing Words are not enough You know her from the paper She comes in forty flavors Makes me want to throw up You c...
  • So Long, Sucker
    You're mean to me and i'm so sick of it you can't fire me cause I'm gonna quit And I'd just like to say that you're so lame I need to know that you will Always ...
  • Somebody Wants To Love You
    On your own, far away from home There doesn't seem to be a friend when you're alone People stare, you wonder if they care So, you turn your back on someone with...
  • Sorry For Freaking Out On The Phone Last Night
    I'm sorry for freaking out on the phone last night I don't know how it happened but I'm basically all right Even though you never really know Before you start t...
  • Speed Racer
    Here he comes Here comes Speed Racer He's a demon on wheels He's a demon And he's gonna be chasin' after someone He's gainin' on you So you better look alive H...