• Spiderman
    Spider-man, Spider-man Does whatever a spider can Spins a web, any size Catches thieves, just like flies Look out! Here comes the Spider-man! Is he strong? Lis...
  • Stephanies Of The World Unite
    Stephanies of the world, unite You've got nothing to lose but face Coordinate, organize, represent your case They're issuing orders Down at headquarters The Ste...
  • Swiss-Army Girlfriend
    She's the slickest chick I've ever known I take her with me wherever I go to rope in all my fears and open all my beers and to never ever leave me alone She's t...
  • T-Shirt Commercial
    We like playing punk rock music Yeah I guess that's true But what we prefer is selling Merchandise to you So why don't you go get a pencil While I give you an e...
  • Take All The Time You Need
    If you had wanted to see me today I assume you could have found a way But that's not how today went God only knows what today meant Take all the time you need I...
  • The Boyfriend Box
    How many times can you read that letter, And what do you need it for? Can't you see that the salutation Has no meaning anymore? And you can't resurrect the body...
  • The Empty Experience
    I want to be real cool I don't want to follow the schedule I want to eat my tv set I want to smell like aqua net I want to know the human race I want to rub it ...
  • The Girl Scout Song
    I will come to your door I will be sure to smile and be polite I'll be friendly and warm, In my uniform, Nyunyunyu ite I'll be nice as a girl scout can be Pleas...
  • The Girl Who Still Lives At Home
    Something pretty bad happened to her long ago She clams up, she lost it, She'd rather be alone lying on the bed with those stuffed animals at home Her Old high ...
  • The History Of The Concept Of The Soul
    Homer didn't have a comprehensive word for mind The psyche and the conscious self had not yet been combined He understood events as repetition of the past, And ...
  • The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
    You are out of sight, but you're not out of mind I am out of everything, this much I have divined You're not all that far away Still and all you are away I've g...
  • There's Something Wrong With Me
    At the age of six or seven I was in my prime And ever since that time it's been a steady decline I had the brains I had the power had the building blocks And no...
  • Thinking Of You
    If you saw me late last night Having trouble acting right Holding my beer glass too tight Cursing everything in sight It's all right I'm sure you knew I was onl...
  • Time For Your Medicine
    I used to sit here thinking, 'bout the weird things that I'd see, And it confused me But I have to say, one thing's gotten very clear, Since I've been in here T...
  • Tomorrow Is A Harsh Mistress
    This is no time or place to wake up But there are things to do and space to take up I'm in love with something I dreamed about I'm in love, but it's not really ...
  • Two Of Us
    Now there are two of us, instead of only one, Two times as many things get left half undone We're twice as half-asleep when the new day has begun And maybe twic...
  • Two-Minute Itch
    I live in a little hole with a color tv and remote control and it gets to me Forget the difference between the screen and me and me and the screen I Think of yo...
  • Up And Down
    Hey Jon, can you count to four? 1, 2, 3, 4 I look up and see a pigeon flying high and free I look down and then the sidewalk is what I see I look up and see the...
  • Velveeta
    Sugar-coated girlfriends don't mean anything to me This song's about a girl who's soft and warm and cheap When I held her close to me she melted right away Velv...
  • Vive La France
    Pourquoi pas se raser les jambes Par-ce que peux de cheveaux Peut faire beaucoup de difference De plus en plus que ce que Tu essais de prouver Je sais que tu as...
  • We Are The Future People Of Tomorrow
    We are the future people of tomorrow We are the future people of tomorrow We care about our world We stand for freedom, etc We stand for freedom, etc We and us ...
  • We'll Get By
    Somehow after I got you I got put in charge of making your dreams come true Well I'll see what I can do But I can barely tie my shoe Going: maka-bam-pow, maka-...
  • We're Not No One
    TWe would always dream of things that we could never touch And in the scheme of things we never mattered much Nobody knew what a nobody could do So don't you fe...
  • Wearing Out
    We used to be so happy Now it's wearing out That's why they say I have To break with the past Do something new Sounds so good I wish I could Cause now it's wear...
  • What Difference Does It Make?
    All men have secrets and here is mine So let it be known For we have been through hell and high tide, I can surely rely on you? And yet you start to recoil, Hea...
  • What Do You Want?
    I'll be your codependent you're my cute little enabler together we'll get set To kill and cry about it later and I say lather rince repeat this is my Philosophy...
  • What Is Punk?
    Had a dream I was on TV Phil Donahue meets Mr T I came on stage, sat down, and cracked a beer Phil said, "I really love the band My daughter is your biggest fan...
  • What Went Wrong
    I thought I knew what you were thinking for so long now I know that I was Mistaken wonder what went wrong wonder what went wrong now babywhat went wrong I wonde...
  • When I Lost You
    I've got nothing left to believe in or suspend my disbelief in even I lost my last one when I lost you I've got nothing left that I care for, now there's no one...
  • Whistlebait
    I see that gal comin' down the street All decked out in her dress so pink With her eyes so blue And her hair so gold She's whistlebait, she's the one for me Sh...
  • Who Needs Happiness
    Sitting around here with nothing to do It's wearing me down dear, just thinking of you, how it's been so long since I held you close, how things could go wrong ...
  • With My Looks And Your Brains
    So far, there's no doubt, things are working out; between us we can cover every base You're cute; I'm not I'm sharp; you've got a certain way of spilling all ov...
  • You Alone
    You alone Can make me act this way Explaining things I didn't do And things I shouldn't say I'm far from home But I've been up to my own tricks Creating these c...
  • You You You
    It's funny how I'm running into you again, and how you're asking me how I've been I keep running out of girlfriends cause they keep running out on me It wasn't ...
  • Zero
    See the people playing the punk game Now it's over ain't that a damn shame Like a brick that smashed through the window get a gun and show them what they Know Z...