• (That's) Just Not Legal
    I turn on the TV as switch off my head It's almost like bad fiction I have already read, Well I think I'll come around and shoot your parents instead But then I...
  • 4 Litres
    Sup Comes in a box It will fuck you up It speaks so softly to you tell you to have a sup It's moselle, chablis, rosé, reisling When you think it's gone Well you...
  • 60, Beautiful, Mine
    Well she's a fast DAMN woman She's a lovin' machince And she's been around the block if you know what i mean Spent the last 40 years just scopein' the scene And...
  • Albino Holiday
    Oh my god is this what we've become Spending our whole lives without a sun Devote your time to fighting off a tan It's time to stock up on your travel mags Pack...
  • All Hail The Weekend
    Kneel down, to the one who loves, Every little thing about you, that you're not confident of, Pray, to the one who waits, for five long days of torment, That ma...
  • All The Kids
    Teenage romance always a chance to get into trouble Now it's no fun, shotgun, far to young and they can't come out to play When all the kids are having kids, t...
  • All The Kids Are Having Kids
    Teenage romance always a chance to get into trouble Now it's no fun, shotgun, far to young and they can't come out to play When all the kids are having kids, t...
  • All Your Friends
    Kicking & fighting that's what you know, the way you're treated only goes to show That your popularity is all in your head, it's in your head No-one came round ...
  • Bag Of Bucks
    I could buy the buses I could buy some trucks B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bag of bucks Bag of bucks I don't need no foreplay I don't need no fucks All that I'm concerned abou...
  • Ballchef
    Morning, Wake up and smell all the breakfast foods that are on offer, No one prepared us for what's on the menu, I've never tried this before, If this is the br...
  • Be Still My Beating Off
    If it's easier to discuss this privately without you dad the minister who doesn't take kindly to your persuits then I'll oblige Was it you that was found with y...
  • Ben
    To see what has he done what has he done nothing at all Ben is a fuckwit, he's a cunt Ben's a cunt Ben is a fucking silly cunt Ben is a fucking stupid cunt Ben ...
  • Best Guy
    Like to think I'm the best there is at putting myself down Here's to looking at trading places with anyone in town The way you light that cigarette The smoke ne...
  • Big Brother
    I can't vote even though it's not my fault I'd like to see what they believe and if I try just stop and wonder why those decisions make me sigh big brother isn'...
  • Big Paranoia
    Misinterpretations over-blown Question all the thought that I've been shown And I don't know what is real Only you can tell me to feel Ask me if I'm tripping ...
  • Brian's Problems
    Used to see that good things were in everything around Resting deep in middle class you never took it up the arse And always had it comfortable as everybody sho...
  • Bronze For 'Straya
    Gold gold gold Australia Gold gold gold Australia Gold gold gold Australia GoldAustralia Bronze bronze bronzeNo Silver silver silverNo Gold gold goldYes Austral...
  • Bucket Bong
    The band has stopped the night is young This bar is closed but there'll be more to come She whispered softly "I don't wanna be alone Can me and all my friends c...
  • Cheer Up
    I thought I saw you crying on the stage It must have been embarrassing for some of your age Success can't be that fun You sweat, it makes your makeup run I gues...
  • Chemotherapy
    Walk into my ward, stand beside my bed I look at you, but you stare at your feet instead I'm on the verge of collapse, I've got needles running through my veins...
  • Cocksucker
    Liquor and drugs, wasting the rewards Well I'm feeling good, now that we're done for Well I'm fully sick, sick of the old way I feel like a smoke, to start up a...
  • Coming Home
    I need to cut my fingernails, And I avoid reflections they're not help to my cause, I quote a line from a movie that seems funny at the time, No I won't say it ...
  • Cones
    I can hear a car alarm in the distance And I'm sitting in my attic all alone And this one wish keeps on creeping inside my pointless imagination Is that I could...
  • Constable Care
    I thought you were by my side before I had to run and hide from the caring constabulary they're there to protect you and me How can you be justified making mone...
  • Cruelty To Animals
    Plug me in Don't count me in Its true not everybody wins Left in the cold I'm feeling old Lowest bidder I am sold All roads lead to caring only for yourself So ...
  • Dance-Ecution
    I'll keep moving till the day I die Dance-ecution I feel the rhythm till my final hour Dance-ecution I'm not feeling so low, dancing on death row Boogie my way ...
  • Disappointment
    I can see the pain in your eyes it's hard to comprehend your way of life don't think I'm a failure at something I haven't done yet I'd be like you if I needed t...
  • Do You Wanna Fight Me
    I woke up half an hour ago I don't remember much and I'm feeling slow I don't know how but I know I lost all my friends Every time I see you now you're picking...
  • Don't Let The Bastards Keep You Down
    Ever felt you've been at the bottom of the barrel There isn't any sunlight and there's no room to extend your arms and legs Have you ever felt like someone's al...
  • Don't Shoot The Guests
    Great idea instead of going out We're gonna fix up the house And cook some food for our friend Might never have the chance again Its only once a while that I se...
  • Don't Speak
    Don't speak when you're spoken to If you can't say something nice Just say what you like And if you can say what you like Don't say shit If you want to speak y...
  • Don't Talk To Me
    I don't want to be your designated driver When it's much more fun to be passed out in the corner I don't want to meet your girlfriend of the moment even if she'...
  • Don't Touch The Rabbit
    Executive on the 27th Floor "Hold my calls I'll be gone for a minute" Is what that guy said closing the door "Won't be long it'll just take a minute" Don't wann...
  • Door
    Door You don't have to wait in line But you do it all the time I'd be happy to pay the fine My decision's not a crime Get out of my face I don't care if you're ...
  • Dr Lindemans Adventure Family Theme Park World
    come one, come all, we're open, welcome to the fun something for everyone especially your dad and your mum welcome to your fantasy land welcome to your fantasy ...
  • Drugged By The Cops
    I'm feeling sick to my stomach 'cos I'm on my way back the the scene of the crime and I'm a nervous wreck Now I need to try to keep my head clear The last thing...
  • Dugadugabowbow
    I like you to talk to I don't want a hard sell Hold on to yourself Maybe find someone else I want you to stay back You could lose face The time hasn't come to c...
  • Everything You Do Is Shit
    You had high hopes You are so eager and so keen It's unfortunate that you have never been Involved in anything that turned out any good So incompetent perhaps y...
  • Everything's Fucked
    Head is up your asshole as you move along Walk around pretending that there's nothing wrong Don't like thinking about who's getting your rent Environment, relig...
  • Find Your Own Way Home
    Midnight - not everything is alright Our hero waltzed in, falls down on the floor again When he gets up - filling his cup Too blind to even care What to do if w...
  • Forever Malcolm Young
    Never seem to be in front Or part of the exciting times Destined for a life of second best The blackmail not the bribe Together now whatever work has gone unsun...
  • Fraud
    Why can't you see you shouldn't have generated all this bullshit while you had the chance The power that you have is such a waste Don't try to extend your hand ...
  • Fuck You And Your Stupid Band
    I don't know but I got told, that if I'm sad, heart in the cold There only the one bran of emotions And if I don't quite look the part, You'll tell me not to ev...
  • Genitals Are Funny
    There are some things in nature like giffafes when they're having sex that are so funny, it's plain to see Some people take offence but my friend Darwin agrees ...
  • Genius
    Walking by myself oh how I wish with some one else Oh we could be so strong It didn't have to happen if I bought myself a gun He would've been on the run What f...
  • Get In The Van
    I don't think I like it But I'm hanging around I'm itching to go And it brings me down Going to a shit-town I've gotta say The only good thing Is driving away ...
  • Get in the van (Track on CD-Rhomb)
    I don't think I like it But I'm hanging around I'm itching to go And it brings me down Going to a shit-town I've gotta say The only good thing Is driving away ...
  • Get Off
    Get off Get off Don't skate Too late Walk straight You are trying to protect your face Can you see that it is a disgrace disgrace you can't take us down You c...
  • Go Frenzal Go
    He's not very fast but he's a racing machine Often comes in last and he's not very clean Very rarely wins but sometimes gets a place Not exactly healthy but at ...
  • Goon Wolf
    Who's that guy running all over the place? Hairy legs and hairy palms and a hairy face Its true, yeah but who? Hear him out at midnight howling up at the moon C...
  • Graham 'abo' Henry
    Childhood never silent His father was a violent drunk So he went back home and punched him out again Looked for something better Not content to sit around 15 ye...
  • Greyhound
    I don't wanna got to the beach or the movies or hang around with you I wanna go where I'll win lots of money I'll do what I have to do Always on my back telling...
  • Guns Don't Kill Ducklings (Ducklings Kill Ducklings)
    When you see that feathered friend better get out of the way, Especially if they're packing a piece better arm yourself today. It's us or them have to stop th...
  • Had Enough
    I've had enough, morning papers chill me to the bone, Eyes sewn shut, stilted conversation breaking up, Heads cracking up, biological depression, drugs aren't e...
  • Hakimashita
    I have been feeling below par and I can not even find the green I'm feeling under the weather That is to say it's on top of me I don't feel good today I can't h...
  • Hate
    I trusted you with everything between my head and soul but maybe now you don't believe I've got one Say that I don't understand but fucking hell I tried but you...
  • Hate Is Not A Family Value
    Who are you speaking for Try to change the law This is not for me Try to believe it, can't understand this bullshit Try to make friends with you I'll give none ...
  • Here Today Gone Late Today
    good to know that you've been had time to tell you that your like's so bad you show no difference between camps not looking forward to those morning cramps here...
  • Hippy Song
    You taught me to re-align my chakra, speak to my inner consciousness You made me listen to John Butler and other rubbish that bored me to shit You wanted to mov...
  • Holiday Not Vacation
    I don't care a lot about stuff and things, Really preservation isn't easy, Just sit by another slides Right past unnoticed yeah There were no dudes nothing was ...
  • Home And Away
    You know we belong together you and I for ever and ever no matter where you are you're my guiding star and from the very first moment I saw you I never felt suc...
  • Home Made Video
    You shook us all up You tripped us all out You want to go far At home you're a star To tell you the truth I didn't know it was you Beyond the limit, so poorly l...
  • Hot Your Thyme
    into this garden you don't belong tearing stresses and defects don't take my parsley or my sage or my oregano this is not your thyme cyclonic winds, drought or ...
  • I Don't Need Your Loving (All I Need Is A Spinal Operation)
    Well I needed to define what it was that made you mine Was it pity or disgust I used to know but now I just don't trust Since the accident, what it was you mean...
  • I Hate My Brain
    Some people say that your brain is a product if I bought it today I would take it back tomorrow So many defects and faults sometimes I wish I didn't need one at...
  • I Know Everything About Everything
    I know that we all have differences I'm not bothered 'cause I've seen them all I'm the best guy you're ever going to meet I won't listen to your point of view ...
  • I Love Fucking Up
    I liked you better you were running on top Taught you to dance and you told me to stop Get on the freeway at two hundred and five That's not the limit when you'...
  • I Miss My Lung
    Another Sunday morning another boring day Another lonely sunrise takes my breath away I miss my lung I thought you'd never leave me god how I was wrong A part...
  • I'm A Backwards Fucken Useless Piece Of Dogshit... And I Vote
    The sticker on your car, has surely gone too far Now I stare and wonder at the decision making process Should be you be allowed, to be shouting proud When you g...
  • I'm The Problem With Society
    Don't talk to me of your ideas and the things I cannot do Don't tell me off for what I want, no, that's for me to choose You yell at me with numbers and a life...
  • Infotainment
    I want to need to clarify The reason you have to bring nothing home tonight You lie, they just don't try It's just your useless diatribe You're looking good, yo...
  • It's Up To You
    Never touch a man with the power to exploit Never touched a wanker(?) with the power to reform Chance to act now, i feel proud With my ??? and drive yourself ar...
  • Jesus
    the power of church is real the queen and state has lost its zeal but you will find that satan still holds court and if you find another way you'll be more popu...
  • Johnny Ramone Was In A Fucken Good Band, But He Was A Cunt
    That's why he was on stage left, and Joey was up front Marky, Dee Dee, Tommy, Gary, Phil and Steve They were all too lazy, to get on the record sleeve Second ve...
  • Just Not Legal
    Kicking & fighting that's what you know, the way you're treated only goes to show That your popularity is all in your head, it's in your head No-one came round ...
  • Kaan Kaant
    I never liked the way you're pushing me around I couldn't stand it when you thought that you had found Someone you're bigger than, I know it's just a front You ...
  • Lead Poisoned Jean
    Grew up in an industrial town, Two blocks away from the industrial sounds Three generations in the same old home Seven kids mum feels so alone Six of them looke...
  • Let's Drink A Beer
    1,2,3 the phone's for me yeah I don't want to get it but my mind disagrees Running out of patience but I can't break away And now it's taking so long to find a ...
  • Local Resident Failure
    Black it out Like a war-torn city Black it out I still deny I will decide I will deny Positively charged most of the time Take a breath and toe the line I never...
  • Looking Good
    You took your 57 Holden right across the nation Shooting up public schools and service stations Never been arrested and you never thought you would Told the off...
  • Medicine Balls
    Said you were a friend of mine Said you were a friend but you didn't take your medicine That's why you tried to cut my balls off You should have took your medic...
  • Methadone
    What the hell are you doing later on I've got some beer and I don't have a gun I wanna find out I wanna try out The possibilities of having some fun And I'm se...
  • Million
    I know you're wanting things to change Why can you see that they're just the same We could be so strong if we tried Why can't you just see the other side There...
  • Mr Charisma
    When he walks into the room men sit up and women swoon Everybody murmurs "he's here" He's the most important guy Never stop to wonder why He's always got so muc...
  • Mr Charisma
    When he walks into the room men sit up and women swoon Everybody murmers "He's here" He's the most important guy never stop to wonder why He's always got so muc...
  • Mum Changed the Locks
    Returning home, I look forward to the thrill Of another lecture or another pointless drill Ascend the front steps dreading further war Why the fuck is my key no...
  • My Girlfriends A Man
    Sure don't bother me Her androgeny My girlfriend treats me oh so fine Yeah she takes care of everything all the time My girlfriend loves to dine and romance Wel...
  • Never Had So Much Fun
    I smoked a pack of cigarettes before midday I coughed up a lung around one I can't see a thing through my eyes that sting I can't remember having so much fun W...
  • No Thought
    ??? and it's in me Nothing you say will sooth me, oh no, oh no Is it me or are you colourless? Your ignorance embarrasses, oh yeah, oh yeah Now see all the thi...
  • Not Your Thyme
    Into this garden you don't belong Tearing stresses and defects Don't take my parsley or my sage or my oregano This is not your thyme Cyclonic winds, droughts ...
  • Nothing's Wrong
    I don't feel comfortable in the emperor's new clothes I talked of ecstasy you said 'I'll have one of those' You wouldn't listen and I wouldnt change my mind, I'...
  • Pants
    I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt I'm not embarassed to go out, It wouldn't be the first I've looked underneath evertyhing the place is such a ...
  • Parasite
    you call me up and tell me that you want to talk to someone who's going to help you classify your cred attempt to be indifferent but it doesn't work out it's di...
  • Phil
    Can it be true? I'll leave it up to you That when you're straight You're always late Cause you only like me when you're stoned You only like me when you're off ...
  • Please Go Over There
    (feat Lauren) Whatever you do you should get outta this town I'm on an aeroplane, you're only fucken insane What do you do? What do you see? What do you want t...
  • Prognosis: Fuck You
    Tis the season to be jealous Sold out country, right of passage Behold the first world, entertain me Mass sedation, stench of bullshit Whose God unites red, wh...
  • Punch in the Face
    Middle class white boys trying hard to annoy All we really needed is a ticket to ride Fighting with no-one at all that's ok We've got no balls Someone needs to ...
  • Punisher
    Return to duty corporal punishment He had the brain that never dies Return to duty corporal punishment The cask is emptied every night He's socially retarded T...
  • Put It Down
    no one can see you the places are empty the moment is just right for crime feeling immortal, I am uncontrollable i feel there'll be no doing time time I hope no...
  • Racist
    I get tired of finding out, that what you think is given in the best relationships is just a pile of shit Well I get tired of finding out that what you take for...