Whooooo-hoooo-oooooo-ooooooo-ooo-ohh-ohh-ohhhhhhhhh, huh! Whooooo-hoooo-oooooo-ooooooo-ooo-ohhhhhh-heyyyyhoooahhooh Something about the music, she always makes ...

Dee da da-da Dee da da-da Dee da da-da, da-da da-da da-da (x2) Dee da da-da Dee da da-da Dee da da-da, da-da da-da da-da (x2) Dee da da-da Dee da da-da Dee da...

Hey baby, be my dog! Owwww! Alice in my fantasies, uh Promised to do all kind of freaky things to me Said she would, uh, suck my soul, if I'd lick her emotion T...

Good evening, boys and girls Welcome to another evening of "I hate that word called dick" It goes like this: I hate that word called "dick" It sounds so awfull...

You came along just in time my love Self pity had got me down You saved me from me, and from the bottom of my heart Baby I owe you something good You came (you...

We are back in our minds, again (x3) We don't fight no more We done close that door This time for sure We can't stand no more Fussin' and a-cussin' each other...

Balance is my thing The sun don't Snow, wind and rain Most times (x2) Mother I can see it, I can hear it But I don't know where it's coming from Mother Are yo...

{Bootsy}: Hello beach, I suppose you know this is those crazios calling, uh, long distance baby I'd just like to be your bridge over troubled waters mama Digwhi...

Pleasure's the motivation for the human race Everything starts and ends with sex and appeal Feeling good is the bait, Satan uses to fish for you and me Comfort ...

We're just a biological speculation Sittin' here, vibratin' And we don't know what we're vibratin' about And the animal instinct in me Makes me wanna defend me...

He took the heat out of the flame, He took the heat right out of the flame You took the heat out of the flame You took the heat right out of the flame Out of t...

I once had a life, or rather Life had me I was one among many Or at least I seemed to be Well, I read an old quotation in a book just yesterday Said "Gonna reap...

This old heart Couldn't stand the strain This old heart Couldn't stand the pain I've got the strangest feeling you've grown tired of me Something that was ours ...

This old heart Couldn't stand the strain This old heart Couldn't stand the pain I've got the strangest feeling you've grown tired of me Something that was ours...

I was strung out on Bach And Beethoven was my thing I dug jazz, I dug rock Anything with a swing Then I ran into a friend Who told me there was so much more Fin...

I was strung out on Bach And Beethoven was my thing I dug jazz, I dug rock Anything with a swing But I ran into a friend Who told me there was so much more Fin...

Comin' around the mountain when she comes Ridin' two white horses when she comes Comin' around the mountain when she comes Get out on the dancefloor when she co...

Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh, hear my mother call Ahhh, ahh-ah-ahhhhh, hear my mother call I was one of five born to my mother An older sister and three young brothers ...

{spoken} Hi there (hi, are you talking to me? What is that?) You probably don't remember me, right? (no, I don't remember you) Ah-ha, but I remember you (what's...

Yowwwwww--hii! I'm overloaded Just blowin' a fuse Got myself some energy And I've got to use it Surgin' through the socket That, that's it Electromagnetism Elec...

Our father Which art on Wall Street Honored be thy buck Thy kingdom came This be thy year From sea to shining sea Thou givest me false pride Funked down by the...

Our mothers and our fathers They had lives to live Oh, and today, is proof that mistakes were made There's not a doubt in my heart They've done the best that th...

Move it, move it, move it soldier This is Uncle Jam's army, see Where we Move it, move it, move it Oh! Get live, soldier! Move it! (x5) I'm your thrill instru...

Yeah, gotta be gotta be freak of the week Ooh, gotta be gotta be freak of the week Yeah, gotta be gotta be freak of the week She's a big freak, going to be frea...

Free your mind and your ass will follow The kingdom of heaven is within (x3) Open up your funky mind and you can fly Free your mind and your ass will follow The...

Free your mind and your ass will follow The kingdom of heaven is within (x3) Open up your funky mind and you can fly Free your mind and your ass will follow The...

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah! Hey! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah! Hey! Friday night, August the 14th Old lady luck smiled down on me My income tax return came through I put old 47 in ...

(OKheh, heh, hey) OWWWW! Turn it over Let the funk get stronger Just a silly millimeter longer Funk gets stronger As it goes longer Funk gets stronger As they ...

(OKheh, heh, hey) OWWWW! Turn it over Let the funk get stronger Just a silly millimeter longer Funk gets stronger As it goes longer Funk gets stronger As they s...

Bootsy, Sly Funkadelic Oh these ? As is (that's that?) It's a funk attack If you got the front, uh Then I've got your back, baba Roll Uncle jack Hey Put it wh...

Funky dollar bill US dollar bill (x2) You go to school To learn the rules On how to love and life your life But think about it twice The pusher push, the fixe...

God, I'm trippin' on that Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam Shit, goddamn...

(Shake your head) Everybody's gettin' funky In the days when the funk was gone I recall not long ago When the funk it was goin' strong Now they were rocking u...

Travel like a king Listen to the inner voice A higher wisdom is at work for you Conqering the stumbling blocks come easier When the conqueror is in tune with th...

I'm going to give you what you're here for I've got the means to take you there I'm not here to kill you softly But I promise to be good to your earhole Put yo...

'Bout that time They asked me where was I going Ya know I, said, well You have to be reasonable So you know I've never been away from home before And, uh, besid...

I want you to hit it Good god, hit it and quit it I want you to, hooo-whoaa Oh mama, hit it Good god, hit it and quit it I want you to, ohhhh, oh yeah Oh mama, ...

I want you to hit it Good god, hit it and quit it I want you to, hooo-whoaa Oh mama, hit it Good god, hit it and quit it I want you to, ohhhh, oh yeah Oh mama, ...

Holly wants to go to California Holly would if only Holly could Holly she belongs in California Holly would if only Holly could Holly's got a heavenly body Whi...

Ah-ahhh Say yeah, say yeah How do you view you? Can you see what's going down in you? How do you view you? Can you really relate to what we're programmed to do?...

Wooo! Come on, huh! Woo-ooh! Ice cubes on a red hot stove will melt, and I bet ya A drowning man's very first words is help, I bet you If you bet on a horse and...

I got a thing You got a thing Everybody's got a thing When we get together, doin' our thing In order to help each other In order to help your brother (x2) You d...

I got a thing, you got a thing Everybody's got a thing When we get together, doin' our thing In order to help each other In order to help your brother I got a ...

I got a thing You got a thing Everybody's got a thing When we get together, doin' our thing In order to help each other In order to help your brother (x2) You d...

I got a thing You got a thing Everybody's got a thing When we get together, doin' our thing In order to help each other In order to help your brother (x2) You ...

I wanna know if it's good to you, baby When you do what you do to me I know that it must have been good to you, baby 'Cause it sure feels good to me I don't kno...

I wanna know if it's good to you, baby When you do what you do to me I know that it must have been good to you, baby 'Cause it sure feels good to me I don't kn...

I wanna know if it's good to you, baby When you do what you do to me I know that it must have been good to you, baby 'Cause it sure feels good to me I don't kn...

I'll stay I'll stay For she'll be coming back You know her head went out to play She'll get over that I know that my reward When she returns Woo-woo! Keeps me h...

Till all my suspicions are gone I won't have to hear my friends try to tell me I'm wrong Till all my suspicions are gone I won't have to hear my friends try to ...

(let's get the cue track, ok right, what?) Ahh-ahhh, ahhh Oh, you ain't seen obscene yet We gonna be nasty this here time Check it out, huh Can you imagine thi...

If you don't like the effect Don't produce the cause (x3) You say you don't like where you're at (yeah) You can make a change If you accept the blame Stay in co...

If you don't like the effect Don't produce the cause (x3) You say you don't like where you're at (yeah) You can make a change If you accept the blame Stay in c...

If you got funk, you got style You're funkin' and you're styling all the while When you got funk, you got class You're out on the floor movin' your ass She ain...

I'll stay I'll stay For she'll be coming back You know her head went out to play She'll get over that I know that my reward When she returns Woo-woo! Keeps me ...

Till all my suspicions are gone I won't have to hear my friends try to tell me I'm wrong Till all my suspicions are gone I won't have to hear my friends try to ...

Into you now (x3) Into you, my people I can't get into the neutron bom I can't get into something that will do me some harm I can't get into a drug addict prin...

Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him The bitch in him Upsets the Jim Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him The bitch in him Outweighs the Jim Jimmy's got...

Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him The bitch in him Upsets the Jim Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him The bitch in him Outweighs the Jim Jimmy's got...

I don't want a love That's burning fast Ten-to-one Ah, that it won't last Now I take a love That's burning slow Then bend an eye And watch it grow Let's make it...

Everything is there when you're living in the city Everything is there in a war Everything is there in love Everything is there on stage Let's take it to the pe...

Hi-ya! {"oh yeah" played backwards} Hey Sloofus, (yeah!) tell us something good, let's take it to the stage, sucker Have no fear, (get it on!) MacFunk is here H...

I don't want a love That's burning fast Ten-to-one Ah, that it won't last Now I take a love That's burning slow Then bend an eye And watch it grow Let's make ...

Everything is there when you're living in the city Everything is there in a war Everything is there in love Everything is there on stage Let's take it to the p...

Hi-ya! {"oh yeah" played backwards} Hey Sloofus, (yeah!) tell us something good, let's take it to the stage, sucker Have no fear, (get it on!) MacFunk is here H...

Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a junkie by the toe If he holler let him go If he don't, do the loose booty Loose booty Skin it back and monkey it Loose booty Junkie...

{spoken} Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time For y'all have knocked her up I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe I was not offended For ...

February 12th, 1973 The prayers of thousands were answered The war was over, and the first of the prisoners returned Needless to say, it was the happiest day in...

Miss Lucifer's love She's the devil, and I like it Miss Lucifer's love Ooh, her love is so exciting Miss Lucifer's love Don't you know she really grooves me Whe...

Miss Lucifer's love She's the devil, and I like it Miss Lucifer's love Ooh, her love is so exciting Miss Lucifer's love Don't you know she really grooves me Wh...

If you will suck my soul I will lick your funky emotions (Hey baby, heyhad something last nightman, it was strangeit taste so goodit was some good stuff) Do it ...

Man, I was in a place Called Keeprunnin', Mississippi one time And I heard someone on my way by Sounded a little something like raw funk to me So I slowed down ...

Man, I was in a place Called Keeprunnin', Mississippi one time And I heard someone on my way by Sounded a little something like raw funk to me So I slowed down ...

Come play ? In a nappy dugout (x2) Oh lord, lord! We so? Here it comes again Hohoho Fun in the dugout! Yeah, ? Come play? In a nappy dugout (x2) Stand up! S...

Ah, I awakened from a wet dream in which I was restless {?} My imagination could no longer take me there So I slid into my copping haberdashery And gave into th...

She said I know the drummer, can you let me in? Tell the guitar player I brought a friend Ask the roadies do they need a hand Tell the manager there's a girl na...

Whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa-ho-ho-ho oh, I Yeah, ha Oh, I Oh, I Whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa-ho-ho-ho oh, I Oh, I Oh, I Whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa-ho-ho-ho o...

So wide can't get around it So low you can't get under it (So low you can't get under it) So high you can't get over it (So high you can't get over it) Da-yee d...

So wide can't get around it So low you can't get under it (So low you can't get under it) So high you can't get over it (So high you can't get over it) Da-yee d...

Stick it Stick it Stick it! Stick it Let me talk to you for awhile Love me my way, you're in style And got some ? on your mind Your lovin', taste my wine, yeah...

The world is a toll-free toilet Our mouths neurological assholes And psychologically speaking We're in a state of mental diarrhea Talking shit a mile a minute O...

Ahhh, ahhh (x4) I call my baby pussy P-u-s-s-y (x4) I'm the tomcat and you're my li'l ol' pussy And I'm just sittin' here, lickin' my paws I'm the tomcat and ...

I'm not conceited by no means, yeah I just know what I'm capable of But if you're lookin' for some love I'm qualified to satisfy Now if your man ain't where he...

{spoken:} A luscious bitch she is, true But it's not nice to fool mother nature The proud mother of god like all ho's Is jealous of her own shadow Who is this y...

I just want to say That I love your sexy ways I love you girl Oh, I love you girl Hey! I just want to say That I need you in so many ways Baby, you're a turn-on...

Mmm-hmm, looking back at you Looking back at you I've lost a lot You've got a lot Miss you a lot I miss you (x2) A-ha-ha-hey, Smokey, when I speak your name A...

Much quicker? than science fiction Is this pain, ? my new affliction Waves of pain are sweeping through me Just tell me who would ever believe me Rather than be...

Given the chance I would love the hell out of you, little girl Don't you know Give me a sign (give me a sign) Let me know if it's alright that I desire you You...

{spoken} Hey lady, won't you be my dog And I'll be your tree And you can pee on me! (x3) We will do you no harm Other than pee in your afro Hey lady, won't yo...

Even if you don't dig it Don't mean it's not the thing or thing to do It could be just for you Even if you don't feel it Right now don't mean someday it'll tur...

I'm going to ease in on your beat I'm going to shuffle when I move my feet I'm gonna stuff your stuff with thang Until I make your whole thang twang I'm going t...

I'm going to ease in on your beat I'm going to shuffle when I move my feet I'm gonna stuff your stuff with thang Until I make your whole thang twang I'm going t...

Super stupid bought a nickel bag Thought it was coke, but it was skag Super stupid did a one and one Then his eyes begin to water and his nose begin to run Oh!...

spoken} (what about the woodpecker thing?) Yeah, they call me the kid Sexy man But I know nothing about the great big H I'd watch that football game while the h...

Hoy, hoy, hoy, hoy (x12) A funky woman (x5) Hoy, hoy, hoy, hoy (x6) A funky woman (x8) Hoy, hoy, hoy, hoy (x8) {etc}

That was my girl If the girl displayed a smile That always drove the fellas wild That was my girl (that was my girl) If your composure sort of slips The moment...

There is a song that I sing whenever I'm sad, feeling bad There is a place in my head that I go when I'm feeling low I can trust in the melody, in this song I ...

Are you mad, at me, darling? Are you sorry that we, we, we met? Have you learned to love another? Has he told you to for, for-for-forget But no other heart can ...

Your honor! I didn't do it I didn't pimp her just for money What's wrong with making her call me daddy? Your honor! I didn't do it Oh, your honor She didn't lik...

All right, All you inductees fall out and form some kinda line or something I want all you young ladies to stick your chests out And get your hips to move! 'Cau...