See Adam's apple sitting on top of his head? It's not there for a target, go shoot at somebody else It fell from the treetops And now he know just what it's lik...

Tony's got a botfly in his forehead Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe Dave's got leeches, Mike's got flu, Everybody's got a parasite, I've got you First dat...

in the campaign of lonely, hungry boys few make plans and see them through there is strength in numbers, strength encumbers all of those who try to see them thr...

Shoes & socks protect soles from rocks And thick coats defend your skin & hide you What to do when there's holes in you? You're a beanbag with no beans inside y...

Way back in 1982 My friends and me, We had some work to do But still we stuck to our guns And made a whole lot of fun Af those who toed the line As we all bent ...

Bob Al Hashib was a man of the Nile A fez on his head and a whole lot of style Shady Rashan liked to kill and to rob And one day without being provoked He kille...

He was a drunk He was a punk-ass useless slob and he didn't even wanna get a job He'd forgotten how to be himself They say the world is a stage and every man mu...

Derision ain't so bad, it makes me glad I'm tougher For failing all that I have Take the map and tear it up We'll find our way anyway We'd never gotten this far...

The black silhouette appears at my door Dragging me out, I'm clawing the floorboards Pretty soon I'm all heads up For long bombs and double-knotting my Keds up ...

Ellen, I fell in big loving with you I saw you by that pool I thought you thought I was cool I felt a longing in my tool So dye your hair Or change your name Ha...

You drew me from this stone, You pulled me out and up And now, I'm yours to wield But please don't use me for your hate, or you'll cause me to break See a lake-...

Bored, drinking my beer on the floor Surrounded by people I mostly abhor, wanting more And so the night goes, A lot of beer flows, What can a guy do to make it ...

Take care, beware, fire off a warning flare! Radio dispatch, romantic mismatch, Coast Guard, Right Guard, Come and help a retard Battle the swelling waves from ...

Take care, beware, fire off a warning flare! Radio dispatch, romantic mismatch, Coast Guard, Right Guard, Come and help a retard Battle the swelling waves from ...

There we stood on our dark & isolated planetoid Shivering like a San Andreas windowpane Suddenly looking up & seeing for the first time The high, suspended moon...

It's not the number of times he tried to But the one time that he did I once told him to beware of things to come, But I was the one who should be scared All th...

She had so much to tell But not a thing to say They said "We hope you're doing well" As she cut her teeth into the day Pounded on by confounded fools With neuro...

In the eighties, I had a radio I had a real bad haircut And nowhere to go except Aladdin's Castle and Eckerd Drugs She had sweat bands, she liked to break dance...

idle hands and bridled passions muddled thoughts with good intentions and don't you know there are things far worse than that? i used to spell out all my proble...

Growing up, I had it rough Although I hated work it taught me just enough To know there ain't no application for the job that I've been chasin' And I'm looking ...

A man once told us that no man is an island But I know a man that thinks he's an island Drifting out to the sea, sand in his ears and lies on his tongue Jungle ...

Me and my friends get no respect What does Scooby-Doo that we neglect? We be puttin' all our foes in check, but me and my friends get no respect So what? Who ca...

Witness Jonathan Fallow, sit & stare, He's a cartoon engineer extraordinaire He's a tatterdemalion of dubious means, Paper champion pencil making scenes You see...

Lately I've heard this song, you see, And it will not let me be It's a measure or two with a hell of a groove But a lot of simplicity It's the kind of a song yo...

Blank walls in a restaurant bathroom Black marker though just a pen would do Small words and simple poetry Say what you want to say In just the perfect way And ...

On the wedding anniversary Of the Johnson's They went out on a date Little Jimmy had strict orders To be in bed, to be in bed by eight But little Jimmy knew the...

Broken arms, I would hold you Even if I had broken arms Can you make a tourniquet for a broken heart? A bad idea? Well I suppose it's up to me to juxtapose myse...

Hey kid! Yeah you! You see I dropped my pencil Pick it up! Hurry up!Whatcha waiting for, don't be so slow We got our eyes, got our eyes on you We got our eyes, ...

i woke up with a cough a germ had gotten on me and i couldn't get it off of me my mom would say to take some medicine right away so i did real bad cough, yeah, ...

Can't for the life of me think of what to do or say Can't for the life of me think of what to do From time to time I think I might be Jesse James Laws aren't ma...

Pose, Pose, nobody knows Just what we go through we go through for one of these shows We have sweat on our nutsacks and corns on our toes But if you want to be ...

Put your tears back into your eyes Adjust your hair I am in no mood for theatrics Or fake despair It almost makes me hunger For symbols, signs, and semaphore Su...

i never thought i'd be put together so easily but you knew i always had it coming and you knew i took a hit i made a bad decision felt myself explode to bits an...

Remember Hannibal's march? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Leaving elephant footprints and leaving his boys across the Alps I think I know how he felt, yeah, yeah, yeah,...

Lately I've heard this song, you see, And it will not let me be It's a measure or two with a hell of a groove But a lot of simplicity It's the kind of a song yo...

I'm sick of only making peanuts I'm sick of stale sandwich bread I've got a plan to make it better And it begins with a simple punch to my head Another count an...

Never enough celebrating Independence Day It was never enough to celebrate the eve of New Year's Day What about my friends and me, can we have our say? "?Cuz al...

On the wedding anniversary Of the Johnson's They went out on a date Little Jimmy had strict orders To be in bed, to be in bed by eight But little Jimmy knew the...

I'm a seven-inch cowboy With a tiny pair of six guns Five'll get you ten, I betcha never seen one Well I'm a seven inch cowboy How do you be? And I'm used to pe...

The lights are off, but look! There's somebody in the home The White Recluse is loose, And I glow in the dark Spiders spin their cobwebs and they run their legs...

The lights are off, but look! There's somebody in the home The White Recluse is loose, And I glow in the dark Spiders spin their cobwebs and they run their legs...

What's the matter? Who cares? People running everywhere, Running like decapitated chickens in the rain Never mind the poultry, I'd rather stay at home I hope th...

With a black silk umbrella On a rooftop one day To put physical laws on Temporary delay Goggles on and my shoes tied Thumbs upturned for the big ride I'll step ...

The argonauts always intrigued me, They typified every man: Happy unless something popped up That wasn't part of the plan But there'd been no pretension of plan...

Who took Botu's picture? Botu wants it back He never gave permission, so hand it over, Jack! Whoever took it: shame! You should have known not to You have done ...