(America, (C) 1957, Leonard Bernstein/Stephen Sondheim, West Side Story CHENG South Korea, my heart's obsession, Call me at your own discretion SARAH Always the...

MELANIE Did it ever occur to you That when the two of us are around, Everything else looks like specks of dirt to you, Just passing by The nighttime sky And psy...

I am not trying to kill your brain cells off! Where I grow they call me marijuana, They say I taste like Kool-aid from Guyana, They all want me, Can't buy me,...

(Music by John Jenkins-Stark) They say that all of us are free, And that our nation is the best; If that were so, how could be be a people so terribly oppressed...

(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") TRINA Kvetchy the teacher Was a total pedagogue; Did a student make But a sole mistake, She would mark it in her log ...

(Parody of "Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love") MELANIE When the little green snake With it's skin inclined to flake HAKEEM When the little green frog In the shal...

(Sung to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic") ENTIRE STUDENT BODY Oh, the hiring of Liddas by Degloba was a sin; It was through the Devil that the school ...

BLUMBERG I am using the word "oy", True, he did at times annoy, Pittman was a bad, bad boy, But why must someone employ Forces that they could deploy, And have ...

SARAH Andreo has a first name, A-N-D-R-E-O Andreo has a second name, N-I-K-O-L-A-O When people ask me for the longest name I ever knew, I'll tell them what I kn...

(Sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Terrorize your little brother, Fa la la la la, la la la la He's the one to gag and smother, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha K...

SARAH Everyone's part of a family in a tribe or a race or ethnic group by right of birth, And we're all in the subspecies we call Homo sapiens sapiens, the only...

Now, if I may digress momentarily from the mainstream of this evening's symposium, I'd like to sing a song which is completely pointless, but is something which...