Okay, this guy walks into a bar No, I'm just, I'm just fucking with you, I'm kidding No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull And they're standing on...

I bet you fall in bed too easily With the beautiful girls who are shyly brave And you sell yourself as a man to save But all the money in the world is not enoug...

I bet you fall in bed too easily With the beautiful girls who are shyly brave And you sell yourself as a man to save But all the money in the world is not enoug...

I bet you fall in bed too easily With the beautiful girls who are shyly brave And you sell yourself as a man to save But all the money in the world is not enoug...

I bet you fall in bed too easily With the beautiful girls who are shyly brave And you sell yourself as a man to save But all the money in the world is not enoug...

I bet you fall in bed too easily With those beautiful girls who are shyly brave And you sell yourself as a man to save But all the money in the world is not eno...

See the sun rise So loud, This whole town Gets drowned out Sky writing with the sweep of a flashlight I'm driving over that way Some pot of gold, it's just a ca...

It's an animal girl, and it's lying on the beach It's ass can surf in the sand while it's head's asleep It's fingers roll a reefer cigarette It's skin can decom...

Call me when you think the coast is clear I've been hiding out almost a year Is there something wrong? What's taking you so long? And yeah, I know it's not eas...

Baby got goin' on a southern train, you know Fired up the pistons driving below And the whole vibration, seat upholstery Silky underwear, oh conductor, let's ro...

Fire up the batmobile, 'cause I gotta get outta here I don't speak the language And you gave me no real choice You gave me no real choice You made me see that m...

Take one more step and it's over Back up slowly inside Breathe too loud and I'll kill you Get down on your knees and beg me Beg me, beg Beg me, beg me, beg Take...

(performed during many of the April 1995 shows; featured on the Pottymouth Girl bootleg) You want me home, but I'm gone all night And we've probably been in som...

I'm a big, tall man I cut the grass My left eye hurts I am waiting and reading parts I can be a complicated communicator Yes, I'm winning, spinning I feel ener...

I love my bionic eyes I love my crystal vision If there's anybody out there Baby I'm not gonna miss 'em I watch the years go by These are the same old guys I n...

The black market white baby dealer Is hunting around overseas The black market white baby dealer Brings back clean fresh white babies to me Clean fresh white ba...

See that girl alone Dressed all in her evening clothes? She's dying 'Cause her boyfriend didn't show up Pull her out of line Stick her in a waiting room And ig...

Okay, this guy walks into a bar No, I'm just, I'm just fucking with you, I'm kidding No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull And they're standing on...

The things they say are getting harder to take But I can't get out of what I'm into And the jokes they tell are meant to wish me well But I can't get out of wha...

The things they say are getting harder to take But I can't get out of what I'm into And the jokes they tell are meant to wish me well But I can't get out of wha...

I learn my name I write with a number two pencil I work up to my potential I earn my meat I come when called I jump when you circle the cherry I sing like a goo...

You've told me maybe a thousand times A smart girl would've recognized There isn't any business in the street But some nights, Daddy I catch you wrapped up tig...

I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home He said he liked to do it backwards and I said that's just fine with me That way we can fuck and watch...

Cinco de Mayo Blow out, denial It wasn't fun this time, letting you go What if I never, a bullet forever, held out my hand to you, we wouldn't Have known beauti...

I see the things you do Do you think I wander through half-blind? I see the things you hide The fear you have inside is nothing new But I would never want to fi...

She said that it's probably a bad place to be But it's probably worse than Manhattan Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like...

Don't know where we'll be tomorrow But we'll beg and borrow everything we need You are standing next to me, Where I want to be Is anywhere you are Some day if ...

Once you've left a lonely rage on its own, it grows And dynamite stuffed in a mailbox doesn't smoke until it blows And, oh, all the tears in four tiny years Wel...

What's that piece of ass I see walking over here? What's that piece of ass to me? Who's she standing near? And when I walk on a cyclone You should see it get ro...

What's that piece of ass I see walking over here? What's that piece of ass to me? Who's she standing near? And when I walk on a cyclone You should see it get ro...

Johhny my love, get out of the business It makes me wanna rough you up so badly Makes me wanna roll you up in plastic Toss you up and pump you full of lead Johh...

Don't be so rude I was only trying to make conversation Hey, don't go down, this is not going anywhere Got a dead shark on our hands Got a dead shark on our han...

And when I asked for a separate room It was late at night, and we'd been driving since noon But if I'd known how that would sound to you I would have stayed in ...

The last time we made love you said my name to make me come But it was just a speaking offer It means nothing without your love Means nothing without your love ...

The canyon air is like a breath of fresh LA I was a Star Trek crew member With my Beatle boots and my Super-8 And I raced you to the top The camera gets a stutt...

Take a look around This is what it's now It's a little bridge now, baby It's a little bridge now Just a photograph Kinda makes me laugh It's a little kid now, b...

Down, down, down Down, down, down Down, down, down Down, down, down Butterfly lets her wing brush past your shoulder I know you know her around by the way she'...

I think you're trying to scare me So that I will stop thinking about you I think you're trying to scare me So that I will stop trying to be you It's not that ea...

Everyone's talking 'bout Elvis Cause it seems like the thing that we do Elvis is walking round listlessly Seems he can't even die if he wanted to It's a bad bus...

Take off your right hand 'Cause you don't use it a lot In dreams you're so scared But so what? At the wrecking ball Your eyes were open You had them flown in a...

We have everything we need here We have everything between us You have nothing left to fear, Dear Because it ain't never going to leave us We might get a room ...

Head underwater Keeps getting harder Give 'em your medicine Fame injection Tell him to jump higher Tell him to run farther Make him measure up Decades longer t...

You think that I go home at night Take off my clothes, turn out the lights But I burn letters that I write To you, to make you love me Yeah, I drive naked thro...

He's a friend of mine Kind of special guy He's a run-around Hey, you've got to hide your love away! I hear people are talking about us And I just have to say I...

Don't look sexy but it just feels right Not too dirty and it's not too tight Why I never threw it out, I'll never know exactly why Keep it in the drawer beside...

You travel back Unwind and unpack And it's fine again I get a ring You're bringing me things And it's fine again Everyone wonders How we stay in love And I te...

Fire up the batmobile cause I gotta get outta here I don't speak the language And you gave me no real choice You gave me no real choice You made me see that my ...

My hopes are like embers lying around inside a firebed and Your mind is a firewalker, it steps on them like they are dead but I can grow In spite of all you kn...

Every time I see your face I get all wet between my legs Every time you pass me by I heave a sigh of pain Every time I see your face I think of things unpure u...

Don't it please you, daddy, don't it feel good? Well, I always say, that's enough reason not to call it a freak of nature Don't it stand out, daddy, don't you ...

Not a lot of patience You're not a patient man Don't have a heart to stay with You get it while you can Just because you can Get out of it And I wasted your ti...

I woke up alarmed I didn't know where I was at first Just that I woke up in your arms And almost immediately I felt sorry 'Cause I didn't think this would happe...

I keep a close watch on this twat of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time And the condom on your dick's the tie that binds Because you're mine You're gon...

You been around enough to know That if I want to leave you better let me go Because I take full advantage Of every man I meet I get away almost every day with w...

I'm sleeping in the girls' room I'm sleeping in the girls' room I'm sleeping in the sky I'm sleeping in the water I'm sleeping in the girls' room I'm sleeping ...

The six dick pimp is just doing his jo Making sure that business isn't going under He's got the studs lined up in their stalls Put a couple of bills in, see six...

They can say what they want But I don't hear thing cause They can't read my thoughts Or the secrets between All of this time you where apart of me Shining like ...

He's got a really big tongue it rolls way out Snaking around in the clu It slicks you down scratching his face like a butthole He pulls you back circa nineteen ...

You go on ahead, honey You have a good time there You make me feel funny I'm no ordinary lover or friend I believe we have things to do I believe in myself and...

You go on ahead, honey You have a good time there You make me feel funny I'm no ordinary lover or friend I believe we have things to do I believe in myself and...

Safe on The interstate New York Is three thousand miles away And I'm not looking forward to following through But it's better than always running back into you ...

Don't give me that sucker fish shit Your love life ain't that hurting And you always seemed to get what you wanted without flirting You're not the only one who'...

For the rest of my days I want you by my side Tell me what can I say to keep you in my life 'Cause I can never relax I've got to keep it exciting Make it attrac...

For the rest of my days I want you by my side Tell me what can I say to keep you in my life 'Cause I can never relax I've got to keep it exciting Make it attrac...

I've got my own thing Feel it, it is strong The shortest people think But really it is long I don't have to wait for a miracle They say I'm pretty as a song I ...

Rifle in hand and two in the bush Three count delay, I may need a little push Take out the garbage on Tuesday nights Seems like the small things Are the only th...

Give it to me, don't give it away Don't think about what the others say My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright All you do is fuck me every day and night You...

I can see the Russian army rollin' through my head And on one side of me lies the enemy The other half is dead And I've got diamonds and I've got pearls And I s...

Hello, sailor, buy you a drink? Hello, sailor, tell me what do you think? How was the big beach, how was the sand? Did you fly an aeroplane, did you get a tan? ...

Help me Mary, please I've lost my home to your thieves They bully the stereo and drink They leave suspicious things in the sink They make rude remarks about me...

What's that piece of ass I see walkin' over here? What's that piece of ass to me, who is she standin' near? And when I walk on a cyclone You should see it get ...

What's that piece of ass I see walking over here? What's that piece of ass to me, who is she standing near? And when I walk on a cyclone You should see it get ...

Give it to me, don't give it away Don't think about what the others say My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright All you do is fuck me every day and night Yo...

Call me when you think the coast is clear I've been hiding out almost a year Is there something wrong? What's taking you so long? And yeah, I know it's not easy...

Call me when you think the coast is clear I've been hiding out almost a year Is there something wrong? What's taking you so long? And yeah, I know it's not easy...

Saw your car, so I know you're here It's been such a long time, looking totally weird But I don't remember why Pull the trigger and die What a beautiful day fo...

You want me home, but I'm gone all night And we've probably been in some kind of fight But if that's not real, and that's not right And I'm beginning to see the...

Don't come and play I like to be on my own Don't miss me People say I'm better off alone Ask me, ask me why I'm like that Ask me, ask me why I'm like that Ask ...

I don't have what it takes to stay with you And I'm leaving in under ten days, it's not what I'd planned But anyway, you know, by and large anywhere I go I won'...

Call me when you think the coast is clear I've been hiding out almost a year Is there something wrong? What's taking you so long? And yeah, I know it's not easy...

Don't come and play I like to be on my own Don't miss me People say I'm better off alone Ask me, ask me why I'm like that Ask me, ask me why I'm like that Ask ...

He came over to my house Didn't even knock, he just walked inside And when I didn't want to talk He said, "Oh God, what a lot of bullshit" Don't be so in love w...

You do me and you wind me up just to see me crack Half the fun of being mean's to see me coming back We've been through this so many times before Shouldn't we b...

I think you're trying to scare me So that I will stop thinking about you I think you're trying to scare me So that I will stop trying to be you It's not that ea...

Down on the lower east side In the dirtiest apartment you could find You took me up to your place But the elevator threw me into space And I really didn't even...

Down on the lower east side In the dirtiest apartment you could find You took me up to your place But the elevator threw me into space And I really didn't even...

He's got a million dollar car He's got a thirty-seven year old guitar He's got a family who deals heroin, you're on the edge of your chair and then You feel it ...

Jeremy Engle Lives in a tangled Rent controlled apartment With his communist family There are books all around them The dining room table is lacquered With news...

Johnny feel good, Johnny right on Johnny miss you, Johnny light on Johnny makes me feel strangely good about myself Moderation is a memory Dive right in and let...

You took the car, it was my favorite one A little white Dart, and drove it to Idaho You took the horse, it was a thoroughbred Saddled it up out on the interstat...

You fall hard You fall deep Even when you're awake You look half asleep Do you even know what you did last summer? Wandering around half-dumb and blind With th...

I saw John, he looked so sad I want you to know that I feel bad for not making our dreams come true We had so many dreams, me and you I want you to know I love ...

Dig little digger, don't be shy You saw your mother with another guy You think you'll tell her that she's one of a kind, you say My Mother is mine You put your...

YEEAH You've got a pretty young face And a pretty old soul And a pretty old soul And yeah, you know you've got what it takes But you're never too cold And I wa...

You thought I was something from afar You thought I'd totally excite you I guess it's just another thing to stand up close and ignite you Love is nothing, nothi...

I was a mess in my open eyed youth I grew up thinking What's good for one, oppresses the other It's my turn, my life, my way, mine, me It made me crazy I could...

Don't be fooled by him, he's fine Rock-and-roll Ken doll, he's a national end-all He's an off and on friend of mine Where have I been? Got any what? Who have I...

You said things I wouldn't say Straight to my face, boy You tossed the egg up And I throw my hands in place, boy After backing up as far as you could get Don't ...

Miss Lucy had a steamboat Miss Lucy had a steamboat Miss Lucy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Lucy went to Heaven And her steamboat went to Hello...

Elvis's is probably 30 years old He looks like a Saab in '45 Cliff says he's got a headache Looks like shit and feels like America Looks like shit and feels lik...