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Arthur loves his wife and children Arthur takes lunch everyday
Arthur likes it at the local Likes his pint at end of day
A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner
A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner
Arthur talks to sexy Frida Takes her milk there everyday
Frida's telling hungry Arthur of the debt she'd like to pay
But she hasn't got the money Arthur coughs to clear the air
Asks him in and calls him "honey" Up they toggle up the stairs
A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner
A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner
Arthur hates his wife and children Makes his own lunch everyday
Likes it down at sexy Frida's Frida takes a pint a day
A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner
A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner