Last night, I went out with Santa Claus,
we hit the town and broke a couple laws.
He yelled Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
Christmas time just needed some fixin'.
Last night, I went out with Santa Claus.

Now me and Santa hit the town last night,
we decked the halls and swung all through the night.
He said “Hey bartender, give me a drink”
I said “No more, man, cause I can't think”
Last night, I went out with Santa Claus.

When Santa comes into my town
he always sticks around.
We always hit the wildest place
'cause you've gotta be bad for goodness sake.

Last night I went out with Santa Claus,
we decked the halls and bounced off all the walls.
He yelled Comet, Cupid, Donner, Vixen,
Christmas time just needed some fixin'.
Last night I went out with Santa Claus.

When Santa comes into my town
he always sticks around.
We always hit the wildest place
'cause you've gotta be bad for goodness sake.

Last night I went out with Santa Claus,
we decked the halls and bounced off all the walls.
He yelled Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
Comet, Cupid, Donner & Blitzen.
Gin & Tonic, Rum & Coke, Bloody Marys ain't no joke.
Juke joints, late nights, bad food, bar fights.
Last night, I went out with Santa Claus...