Ooo ooo what if maybe
Ooo ooo what if maybe
Ooo ooo what if maybe
I hadn't have met you, no I hadn't have met you

What if maybe I was in the cool group then
I didn't have acne and hang out with Ben
What if maybe my teeth were a bit straighter
My nose was a bit smaller and my lip messed up later

What if maybe we had a bit more dough
What if maybe I didn't wear a naff coat
What if maybe mum had given in
I would have worn the dream skate jacket,
Reebok pump and a gold sovereign

What if maybe we had lived around the estate
What if maybe I had a different bunch of mates
What if maybe Logan was someone else
And we never watched the films on his dad's top shelf

Ooo ooo what if maybe
Ooo ooo what if maybe
Ooo ooo what if maybe
I hadn't have met you, no I hadn't have met you

Maybe then I got in with the king
Maybe he would have taken me under his wing
Maybe that night I would have gone with him
And we'd ended up as cell mates in Bellmarsh prison

Maybe then I got all that kit
Maybe I'd have stuck with that music
Maybe I'd never have gone to South Africa
And gone to the big smoke to be a DJ superstar

Maybe then I was a lot better looking
Maybe the other boys wouldn't have got looking
Maybe then I got in bed with Katie
I got stuck in the house somewhere with Alan and the baby

Ooo ooo what if maybe
Ooo ooo what if maybe
Ooo ooo what if maybe
I hadn't have met you, no I hadn't have met you

What if maybe I hadn't have met you no
I wouldn't have got this far, no not without you