Say that's fer sher,
And that's fer sher
That's fer sher,
What? That's fer sher

[Chorus]

I'm a beast,
That's fer sher
Kill a beat,
That's fer sher
Spittin' heat,
Cause you know I play for keeps
That's fer sher
Rap nice,
That's fer sher
Plus I'm white,
That's fer sher
Just gimme the mic,
I'ma kill it, damn right,
That's fer sher

[Verse 1]

I'm a punch line prodigy,
Dope? Yo, I gotta be
Spit it and flip it and get 'em jumpin' like a wallaby
But ain't no Rocco's Modern Life,
Still these kids are watchin' me
Sicker than pathology,
I'll vomit on you probably
Keep rhythm like Tommy Lee!
Now tell me who's stoppin' me!
So everybody stand up, get them hands up like a robbery!
I'm a hot commodity!
Bangin' bitches condom free!
Chuggin' bottles till I'm more fucked up than the economy!
Mic check, one two, one two,
Three four five six seven eight nine,
I generate rhymes on eleven state lines
Spit so sharp, I could penetrate spines
I rap fer sher, with a bag of the herb,
Yes sir, I'm serving actual words
And I rap from the curb to my pad in the burbs,
I'm a bull moving up from the back of the herd

[Chorus]

I'm a beast,
That's fer sher
Kill a beat,
That's fer sher
Spittin' heat,
Cause you know I play for keeps
That's fer sher
Rap nice,
That's fer sher
Plus I'm white,
That's fer sher
Just gimme the mic,
I'ma kill it, damn right,
That's fer sher

[Verse 2]

Say that's fer sher,
When I come and show up right at your door,
Smack your jaw,
Got you drinkin' dinner through a plastic straw
Rap it raw, speak it hard,
Captain just put me in charge
I'ma treat 'em like astronomers,
They'll be seein' stars
A rap flow, I'll take your chick and bend her back over,
Cause I hit more pussy than abusive cat owners
Never catch my ass sober, I'm always passed out
And yeah, your girl's a dime? Well mine's a half ounce
I hear the track bounce, rip it when I speak slow
I'm just a wild boy, you could call me Steve-O
With a mean flow, rockin' my jeans low,
Reppin' the burbs to the fullest, that's where I be, bro
I'm just a dog, I shop at PetCo, see?
I'm just a crazy ass white boy SO
I could murder rock 'n' roll to a techno beat,
With a weed sack stickier than a gecko's feet
Gee, girlies can't help themselves, lookin' at the kid,
Cause I'm so damn hot they gotta put me in the fridge
You heard? That's my word
Chris Webby be the illest mothafucka in the burbs,
And yes that is fer sher!

[Chorus]

I'm a beast,
That's fer sher
Kill a beat,
That's fer sher
Spittin' heat,
Cause you know I play for keeps
That's fer sher
Rap nice,
That's fer sher
Plus I'm white,
That's fer sher
Just gimme the mic,
I'ma kill it, damn right,
That's fer sher

Yeah!
It's Chris Webby,
And that's fer sher
Oh-Nine,
I'm in this bitch
Yeah!