Tiny European cars
Are dropping from the sky
They're wonderfully efficient
Engines fueled by Spanish wine

Maybe just a sip
To help us get a grip
Did you know Isaac Newton
Was a virgin when he died?

A hundred thousand naked woman
Running on the beach
In such a state of wild abandon
They ignore my speech

About the ebb and flow
A dangerous undertow
And how there is a hole so deep
It swallows up the sun

Oh, the smoke seems sweet to me
Must be a perfume factory
Just one of many ancient travesties
We're all descendants of the pharisees

Tiny European cars
Are bouncing off my shins
And if you've never seen a bull fight
Guess who always wins

To grab it by the horns
This life like censored porn
Did you know they sing
Ring around the Rosie when you die?

Did you know they sing
Ring around the Rosie when you die?