Daddy's in jail on a trumped-up charge
Sure he was drunk when he wrecked his truck
Took a good 10 men to get him in the squad car
Daddy-O
Daddy-O
What's the world comin' to?
Daddy's in jail, tough as nails; he'll be 75 in May
Nobody inside better mess with him, or he'll break 'em in
Two
Shit down his neck and use his head for a basketball
Daddy-O
Daddy-O
What's the world comin' to?
Daddy's in jail; we visit him every chance we get
Bring him corncob pie and a chainsaw file
Judge is his cousin so you know he'll beat the rap
And be out in time for Christmas
Daddy-O
Daddy-O
What's the world comin' to?