I was driving home late one saturday night
Suddenly I saw this flashing light
A big hole in the ground I thought it was a lie
It was a sattelite It fell out from the sky

Now I'm forty feet below
Running my own show
Isn't that wild
The programs allright
'Coz it's my sattelite
Yeah wild
Hello there at home
I'll be your host tonight

I give you x-rated nightmares your mum wouldn't allow you to see
Tom and Jerry and films about the birds and bees
So turn your big dish down and recieve my lot
Forget about the news workout on the 700th club

Now I'm forty feet below
Running my own show
Isn't that wild
The programs allright
'Coz it's my sattelite
Yeah wild
Hello there at home
I'll be your host tonight

Yeah wild