Cheated all my life, it's only gonna be my pride,
like a little vulture by my side,
up shit creek, you're worrying as downstream we go

Yeah, up shit creek without a paddle, ow!
Up shit creek without a paddle oh!
Up shit creek without a paddle ow!
Up shit creek without a paddle oh!

Don't really wanna be with you, never need a girl like you,
For once in your life surely,
Up shit creek, you're worrying as downstream we go

Yeah, up shit creek without a paddle, ow!
Up shit creek without a paddle oh!
Up shit creek without a paddle ow!
Up shit creek without a paddle oh!

When the shit hits the fan,
we'll shout out and then downstream we go

Yeah, up shit creek without a paddle, ow!
Up shit creek without a paddle oh!
Up shit creek without a paddle ow!
Up shit creek without a paddle oh!